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The random facts thread...

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Tall_Paul
Posts: 958 - Karma: 57
random fact #1:When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months

continue it on ns.....
Jan 8 2011 1:03PM
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carbon.pulse
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The distance from your elbow to your wrist is the same length as your foot.
Jan 8 2011 10:01PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i just farted
Jan 8 2011 10:05PM
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gus555
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i did it on a 5 question multiple choice quiz in school the other day and got every one right
Jan 8 2011 10:07PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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and the longer you hold your poop in for the stinkier it gets
Jan 8 2011 10:57PM
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maximiliaan
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21. i dont get this thread
Jan 8 2011 10:59PM
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maximiliaan
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56. the other one was 55
Jan 8 2011 10:59PM
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SONlC
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You're so right.
Jan 9 2011 12:21AM
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J-Neal
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- Winston Churchill drank a glass of scotch every morning
Jan 9 2011 12:24AM
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PartyHon
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I have less than half the life expectancy of a normal person

and now you know
Jan 9 2011 12:24AM
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black_mamba
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most def
Jan 9 2011 12:48AM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
the sad thing is im not joking
Jan 9 2011 12:53AM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
thanks dude, and not at all

heart disease
Jan 9 2011 12:57AM
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Raptor.
Posts: 784 - Karma: 255
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Jan 9 2011 12:57AM
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Davy.Crockett
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whattt
Jan 9 2011 1:18AM
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scratchproteen
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How can this work when an instructor completely randomizes the tests?


and.


Penguins can convert salt water to fresh water. ( I have yet to google this a buddy just said it tonight.)
Jan 9 2011 3:52AM
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Toasty.
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cause he stole it from the stone statue in turkey "nike" the goddes of victory. and her robe had the swoosh.
Jan 9 2011 4:07AM
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Tall_Paul
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The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
Jan 9 2011 5:46AM
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Toonoman
Posts: 265 - Karma: 20
All dogs are boys, all cats are girls!

Have you ever seen a cat's penis?
Jan 9 2011 8:01AM
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steezology101
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The length from your finger tips on one hand to the finger tips on the other hand is the same as your hight.
Jan 9 2011 8:32AM
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Kevski
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false.

And ^ yes I have seen my cat's penis, unfortunately. I had the misfortune of seeing him get it on with his girlfriend down the road. Never again.
Jan 9 2011 8:38AM
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rudager
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It was David Bowie's birthday yesterday. And I missed it.
Happy Belated 64th Birthday my man
Jan 9 2011 8:44AM
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Tall_Paul
Posts: 958 - Karma: 57
wings span...sometimes its longer than your height, etc..michael phelps
Jan 9 2011 10:43AM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
tip of middle finger to tip of thumb, outstretched, is generally the size of your dick
Jan 9 2011 11:19AM
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OAKES
Posts: 248 - Karma: 10
girls don't poop
Jan 9 2011 11:43AM
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Tall_Paul
Posts: 958 - Karma: 57
believed that shit till like 5th grade hahahahah
Jan 9 2011 11:49AM
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OAKES
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it's a fact bro.. they just don't
just like that other kid said cats dont have penis'
Jan 9 2011 11:57AM
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Hemulen.
Posts: 448 - Karma: 17
nasa spent billions of dollars on pens that could write in zero gravity. the russians used a pencil
Jan 9 2011 12:03PM
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fujarome
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false.
Jan 9 2011 12:09PM
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Stickity
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neither your hair nor your nails continue to grow after you die. this only appears to happen because all the tissues in your body contract which makes more hair and nail appear, but none of it is new
Jan 9 2011 12:12PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
on average my body temperature is 99.8 degrees. it fucking sucks
Jan 9 2011 12:17PM
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.seb.
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lil wayne sucks
Jan 9 2011 12:48PM
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Willie_D
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Jan 9 2011 1:18PM
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Willie_D
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Jan 9 2011 1:21PM
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es94
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there is a lag of time between when you see something and when your mind intellectualizes and recognizes what youve seen. therefore, by the time you know what you see it is already in the past.  we are never conciously in complete up-to-the-minute reality
Jan 9 2011 1:24PM
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Tall_Paul
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just had a snapple....an egg thats fresh will float, an egg thats stale wont
Jan 9 2011 1:29PM
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Toonoman
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+k thank you for believing in me!
but it's true, girls don't poop
Jan 9 2011 2:16PM
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DutchhGutss
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They dont...
Jan 9 2011 2:19PM
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Schlop
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My girlfriend went into the bathroom
I sat on the couch
I heard her taking a huge manly shit
I never looked at her the same way again
Jan 9 2011 2:22PM
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theBearJew
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Your earlobe is colder than the inside of your ear.
Jan 9 2011 2:26PM
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Toonoman
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Then she isn't a woman!
Jan 9 2011 2:27PM
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jibbits56
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haha well i think they gotta be pretty obnoxiously big haha
Jan 9 2011 2:35PM
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MN_Nice
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How are big boobs obnoxious?
Jan 9 2011 2:38PM
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fujarome
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that also comes from manswers, the same show which gave us this vital bit of information

"how do you know if its an undercover cop?! IF IT LOOKS LIKE A COP! YEAAAAA BOOBS EXPLOSIONS!"
Jan 9 2011 2:47PM
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jibbits56
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hahaha that is true
Jan 9 2011 3:26PM
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jibbits56
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i'm sorry when i use obnoxious i usually don't mean it as a bad thing i just say it instead of really big. bad habit it wasn't meant to be read as saying they are too big. also the girls boobs on manswers were only double DDs i believe. given that those are big they most certainly aren't obnoxious
Jan 9 2011 3:31PM
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doyle.
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this is true it's waht causes dejavous
Jan 9 2011 4:49PM
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gombo8
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there are oystors in the caribean that have jump into trees.

%88 of all facts containing a percent are made up.

%78 of the internet is pictures of naked woman

Jan 9 2011 5:09PM
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Tall_Paul
Posts: 958 - Karma: 57
On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily
i lol'd cause i know of all the baby jokes on here...
Jan 9 2011 6:05PM
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Coop8o2
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The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire

Jan 18 2011 6:00PM
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theGURU
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The average human poops 2 pounds per day.


I on the other hand am not average and dook about 5 lbs a day.

Also, the longest poop ever recorded was 26 feet long.



Jan 18 2011 6:07PM
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