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Aerozol
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Me and some friends were doing some lift chatting, and have concluded that skiing is a sport made for little people.

60 cm of snow? Doesn't sound that great? For them, pow time!
The beginner park is a super park
And any T is a long T
For jibber poles just glue a basket to the grip
and many, many other advantages*

I'm just saying, I haven't been seeing enough of them out there, when it really would be ideal.
Get the word out

Jan 8 2011 6:23AM
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Dudesinpools
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and they have a lower center of gravity.
Jan 8 2011 7:01AM
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84891jnf92048
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how about no?
Jan 8 2011 7:10AM
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alexg1687
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would there be issues with getting on chairlifts?
Jan 8 2011 7:13AM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
I SKI WITH A MIDGET!!!!

pics or it didn't happen?

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Jan 8 2011 10:03AM
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Troy.
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And an XL jacket means mega steeze.
Jan 8 2011 10:15AM
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twin-tip-hero
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speed would be an issue though!
Jan 8 2011 10:17AM
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Tall_Paul
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hahaahah oboe
Jan 8 2011 10:21AM
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Out2Pasture
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60cm is still 2 feet but it would be cool as hell to see them going through something really deep
Jan 8 2011 10:52AM
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dylanb
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looks like a sad attempt at being funny
Jan 8 2011 11:01AM
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GolfingElephant
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is this supposed to be a joke?
Jan 8 2011 11:16AM
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crab_pretzel
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yea, because none of us know about the trick where you kneel on your shoes and it makes your legs look short. nice try.
Jan 8 2011 11:27AM
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*simba*
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But come on!
HE LOOKS LIKE A MIDGET!
Jan 8 2011 11:35AM
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gombo8
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yea a retared midget with fucking long arms. its not just there legs that are short. my girlfriends cousin or something is a dwarf. he so chill. love that kid and he snowboards

Jan 8 2011 12:10PM
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RJ_Res
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Wait, what?
Jan 8 2011 12:52PM
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Canuker
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Yea if i got a fresh 60cm id be soo dissapointed. Lucky midgets would get to enjoy that shit. To bad its only fun for us if its 120cm+
Jan 8 2011 1:47PM
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Milksteak
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NOPE. This is 100% serious
Jan 8 2011 1:50PM
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midget.
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thats actually me....
Jan 8 2011 7:07PM
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Peter.
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Jan 8 2011 7:10PM
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Aerozol
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Wow, I really dropped the ball with the 60 cm thing.

But imagine that if you were really little
Jan 9 2011 3:29AM
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Ducky.
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Yea, 60 cm's... that sucks.
Jan 9 2011 4:13AM
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BEARS.
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Jan 9 2011 2:23PM
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84891jnf92048
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that jacket dumont is wearing?

its a small.
Jan 9 2011 6:05PM
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I_Am_Mod
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damn!
I was gonna say something witty about simon, but since his name has already been dropped in this thread, I think i'll save the remark for another occasion ....
Jan 9 2011 6:15PM
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KillaSeason
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there is another pic of him on the top of the dew tour podium and whoever got 3rd(i forgot) is the same height as him.
Jan 9 2011 6:26PM
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SlickRick.
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hahahahahahha win
Jan 9 2011 6:39PM
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gombo8
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well if i was like 5'8" i would wear a medium instead of a xl at 6'3"
Jan 9 2011 8:58PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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i knew one that can do front and back flips of his head.
Jan 9 2011 9:56PM
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scientist
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60 cms is pow time for any height demographic. 60 fresh is fucking deep
Jan 10 2011 1:33AM
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