Replying to Contest!

Heres the game! First person to give me a 26 word story where each word starts with the letters of the alphabet (in order) THAT I LIKE (:

I'll be judging on creativity and how funny, clever it is. It needs to make sense. Good prizes too (:

PM me your address if I tell you you won, and you will have the choice of...

A) $15 dollar iTunes Gift Card, B) $20 Dicks Sporting Goods Gift Card, or

C) $15-$20 (Can't remember) Target Gift Card.

Good Luck!