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Nobody.
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 471
Heres the game! First person to give me a 26 word story where each word starts with the letters of the alphabet (in order) THAT I LIKE (:

I'll be judging on creativity and how funny, clever it is. It needs to make sense. Good prizes too (:

PM me your address if I tell you you won, and you will have the choice of...
A) $15 dollar iTunes Gift Card, B) $20 Dicks Sporting Goods Gift Card, or
C) $15-$20 (Can't remember) Target Gift Card.

Good Luck!
Jan 7 2011 11:24PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
how many stories can we submit?
Jan 7 2011 11:27PM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146
A boat can do every.. Um.. Fuck i dont wanna play your game amymore.
Jan 7 2011 11:43PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747

AS BETSY CROSSED DEADLY ENGORGED FANGS, GIGGLES HOPPED INSTINCTIVLY. JUST KNOWING LYING MAY NEVER OBLIGATE PERSONS QUILTED RELATIVE SITUATIONS. TO UNION VIEWING WORLDS, XYLAPHONES YODEL ZEBRAS.


boom, this doesn't even make any fucking sense
Jan 7 2011 11:48PM
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Jonny7
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imlessly Bill Carried Dolly Everywhere Forgetting George, His Iguana (Just Kidding). Laughing, Men, Not Obsession, Portrays Qualities, Revelations, Sides To U, Vindicated While Xylophoning Your Zebra.
Jan 7 2011 11:50PM
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Rossberger
Posts: 768 - Karma: 168
A bicurious crustacean departed evidently, foreseeing going hard in JamaltheJellyfish. KrannytheKrill leaned more nervously opening proudly, quietly, reasuringly. Soon tongues unraveled vicously and jamal caught the crabs.

this shits hard
Jan 8 2011 12:12AM
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Nobody.
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 471
You can submit as many as you want, and sorry for not mentioning before, but it has to be one sentence..good luck!
Jan 8 2011 12:19AM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
As Brenda crouched, Daniel effortlessly fucked girls hair; "I've just kum!" laughed man, nobody observed;parents quipped: "raunchy students touching uvula's when Xavier yells Zing!"

damn. that was wierd
Jan 8 2011 12:40AM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
FUUUCCCKKK!!!!!

As Brenda crouched, Daniel effortlessly fucked girls hair; "I've just kum!" laughed man, nobody observed;parents quipped: "raunchy students touched uvula's vivaciously while Xavier yelled Zing!"


fixed dat shit
Jan 8 2011 12:42AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Any brat certainly does evoke frustration. Give him isolation. Justifying known limitations may not only produce quick restraint; several timeouts undermine vicious waywardness, & (e)xcessive yammering zeal
Jan 8 2011 12:52AM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
A black cat didn't explore four great hills, it just kept losing mice. Now octopuses put quilts so tightly under vests while x-raying your zebras.
Jan 8 2011 12:53AM
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Nobody.
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 471
Good good, keep up the good work!
Jan 8 2011 1:14AM
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iFlip
Posts: 4543 - Karma: 19,132

Hope you count names as words:

Amazingly, Briana came down even from God's Heaven in jade/kiwi leggings - making Nina order pinacoladas quietly & reserved, stymying Tanya until Victor wanted Xavier yearningly & zealously.

Kept it clean even, mostly.

Jan 8 2011 1:24AM
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iFlip
Posts: 4543 - Karma: 19,132

Amazingly, Briana came down eventually from God's Heaven in jade/kiwi leggings - making Nina order pinacoladas quietly & reservedly, stymying Tanya until Victor wanted Xavier yearningly & zealously.

Better.

Jan 8 2011 1:26AM
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smltownjibba
Posts: 246 - Karma: 7
Always baffled, Cecil decided everyone feels good, however, I jumped, knowing last moments never offer peace, questioning recent situations, thoughts unsetled, violently waving xanax, yelling zealously.
whatever. it's hard.
Jan 8 2011 1:29AM
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no_steeze
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Alas, Benjamin Connely diverted explicitly from Gerald, his invigorated jeweler. Keeping lockets momentarily neatly ordained promised quick responders, surreptitiously talking under veils, wooing Xena, yielding zeal.

sort of makes sense
Jan 8 2011 1:43AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
as barry's comrade diverted every foreign giraffe, howard instinctively jock kicked lois mercilessly. no one procured quality regret. sadly, they understood vagabondage with xygomorpic yodeling zippers.
Jan 8 2011 1:52AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
always bitchin', cats doubtlessly evolved from giant helicopters in jail knowing lactating may not obscure pussies quivering, rocking, so tight under vaginas with xylophones yammering zealously

??? what is this for?
Jan 8 2011 1:52AM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
A ballin cracker dealt enormous freakin gorgeous horses in Jackson, Kansas. Like many numbers of people quietly respected sexy Tom's underated vivaciousness while x-raying your zebra


wow thats the best i got
Jan 8 2011 2:10AM
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rudager
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A black cat didn't explore four great hills, it just kept losing mice. Now octopuses put quilts really snugged tight under vests while x-raying your zebras.

I forgot my "r"
Jan 8 2011 2:17AM
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Turner.
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Although Brian consistently developed exploration facilities, George hastily insisted just killing lions made neither option perfect; quite right. So they used variations with Xavier's youthful zeal.
Jan 8 2011 2:42AM
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Torkeltee
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Ask Ben Cause Darryl Egged Freddies Gay Hoe Inside Jerseyshore's Killer Lingerie Mansion. No, Oscar's Penis Quietly Researched Sex Time Under Vail's Wicked X-Treme Yard Zebra.
Jan 8 2011 3:08AM
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Torkeltee
Posts: 418 - Karma: 13
Ask Ben Cause Darryl Egged Freddies Gay Hoe Inside Jerseyshore's Killer Lingerie Mansion Not Oscar's Penis Quail Retarded Sex Time Under Vail's Wicked X-Treme Yard Zebra.
Jan 8 2011 3:10AM
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Torkeltee
Posts: 418 - Karma: 13
Assholes, Balls, Cocks & Dicks. Everything From Gregory Hides Inside Jacob Kristiansen's Loincloth. Maybe No Oranges Protruded. Quite Risque Sexual Tension UninVolved With Xylophones, Yachts & Zucchini.
Jan 8 2011 3:17AM
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Mr_Orange
Posts: 1024 - Karma: 154
dude not cool. brenda's my mom
Jan 8 2011 3:52AM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
After breakfast, Cassandra disgracefully expelled foul gobs, having ingested knives --large, mighty, nasty, ones -- presumably quixotically, revealing terribly unusual vomit, while Xavier yodeled zanily.
Jan 8 2011 10:55AM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
fuck, i missed a couple letters somehow.

After breakfast, Cassandra disgracefully expelled foul gobs, having ingested jagged knives -- large, mighty, nasty, ones -- presumably quixotically, revealing some terribly unusual vomit, while Xavier yodeled zanily.
Jan 8 2011 10:57AM
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Toonoman
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As Bernard's cock dangerously erupted, Frits got his ionated jizz knowing Lester mostly needed ocular protection, quantities resumed spitting terribly - urine,water -, xavier yelled z-gasm!!!!

This is what i got:) for your information: A Z-gasm is 1 word: --> A z-gasm is where you blow your load at a zoo. Near the panda exhibit. Often due to the feminine wiles of the various wild creatures.
Jan 8 2011 11:37AM
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Toonoman
Posts: 265 - Karma: 20
Fuck forgot the 'v', let me correct it:

As Bernard's cock dangerously erupted, Frits got his ionated jizz knowing Lester mostly needed ocular protection, quantities resumed spitting terribly - urine,vaseline, water -, xavier yelled z-gasm!!!!

Jan 8 2011 11:40AM
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Nobody.
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 471
I have a list of the top 3 in my head right now! Keep up the good work guys!! You've all had some great ones!
Jan 8 2011 12:08PM
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Toonoman
Posts: 265 - Karma: 20
When will this contest close?:)
Jan 8 2011 12:13PM
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Nobody.
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 471
Contest ends January 15th
Jan 8 2011 12:34PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
Andrew's boner clobbered everyone's frozen gonads, hurting innumerable juveniles (kneeling low may not offer protection) quite ruthlessly; subsequently, thoughtful, understanding visitor warned: XYZ!
Jan 8 2011 3:24PM
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pianoman
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god damnit, i keep forgetting to proofread. missed d this time.

Andrew's boner clobbered (disturbingly) everyone's frozen gonads, hurting innumerable juveniles (kneeling low may not offer protection) quite ruthlessly; subsequently, thoughtful, understanding visitor warned: XYZ!
Jan 8 2011 3:29PM
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theBearJew
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Athletic Bears Cant Drink Everything. Fortunately Gorillas Have Intense Jaws. Kangaroos Love Medicine Not Opiates. Parrots Question Rhinos So That Understanding Vampires Would Xtend Your Zen.


Jan 8 2011 3:46PM
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kstanz
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As Big CHUG Doubled Evereything Fairy-ly Greg Hill Interpreted Jah Kicks Lady Monkey Nickers Only Peter Quipped Russ Stomped Triples Under Violent Waffles X-games Yelled Zzzzzzzzzzzupppperr!!
Jan 8 2011 4:15PM
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
alol blol clol dlol elol flol glol hlol ilol jlol klol llol mlol nlol olol plol qlol rlol slol tlol ulol vlol wlol xlol ylol zlolzicatz.
Jan 8 2011 4:37PM
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mowdapow
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cheating on a school project by any chance?
Jan 8 2011 5:33PM
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Dwarftosser1
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All beautifully conscientious devotees especially forward girls, have inveigled kisses long maschinated north of Pinner. Quite raucous, sexy too, unchaste vixens, wayward xstatic yelling zealots!

Jan 8 2011 6:57PM
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yuck
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as bartholomew calmed down, everybody's friends got hidden in Jewish kangaroo leather mumus. Now on pluto, quilts ripped simultaneously, tearing up velvet while X-men yelled "ZEBRA!"
Jan 8 2011 7:08PM
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Nobody.
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Nope (: just for fun
Jan 8 2011 8:28PM
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