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Favourite Seinfeld Episode

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Big-Punisher
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I would have to go with the Kevorka episode, when Kramer realizes he has the lust of the animal. Man, Jerry and Larry David are two brilliant men.

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Jun 14 2004 8:48PM
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beer.
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bizarro jerry, fo sho


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Jun 14 2004 8:51PM
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Big-Punisher
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' hey buddy, it's Feldman. I just brought you over some groceries.'

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Jun 14 2004 8:52PM
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five0
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i'd have to go with the one where goerge was doing the tri-fecta thing
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Jun 14 2004 8:54PM
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wazzucrewskier
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i like the cramerica one, and the one where george makes the message that says 'believe it or not George isnt at home please leave a message at the beep, i must be out or i'd pick up the phone, where could i be, believe it or not im not home' that one is classic

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A witch like we had thought'
'Like most babies smell like butter
his smell smelled like no other'
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Jun 14 2004 8:54PM
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hucker22
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i like the one where they tlk in that voice 'helloooooo' 'la la la' and that kids kramers intern
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Jun 14 2004 9:37PM
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asac
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the one where jerry can't guess his girlfriend's name so he calls her mulva at the end. i died. they even credited that on family guy.





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Jun 14 2004 9:39PM
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Vtsnowski
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No soup for you!



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Jun 14 2004 9:40PM
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five0
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the one with the yougurt was cool too
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Jun 14 2004 9:41PM
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Ski-hobo
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they made fun of it on Family Guy.
Jun 14 2004 9:42PM
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tahoeskier.
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the frogger one was the best
Jun 14 2004 9:42PM
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Schoening
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when they have the contest who can go the longest without masterbating. kramer leaves the room for 2 seconds walks back in. lays down the money and says im out.




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Jun 14 2004 9:44PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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frogger.. or the one where jerry has feelings... then at then end george dumps this big story on him looking for sympathy and hes like... woah, good luck with that... you scared it out of me.
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Jun 14 2004 9:45PM
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shawnm1260
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they are all perfect in there own way
Jun 14 2004 11:37PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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I like the manequin one, and the boy in the bubble one.





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Jun 14 2004 11:44PM
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Localboyz
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soup nazi
Jun 15 2004 12:22AM
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Bhayter10
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Soup Nazi for sure.



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Jun 15 2004 3:41AM
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Mike-O
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I love the one where Jerry is dating a trapezoid artist,who is crazy flexy, and the chick is only going out with Jerry cos he's a comedian( in Bulgaria it means a man who will rock a woman's world in bed) and when Jerry breaks up with her in the end she says: 'You Jerry Seinfeld, are no COMEDIAN!'
Of course that episode also has Kramer suffering from a stone that goes through his urinal canal ::D:D:D:D:D: AHAHAHHAHAHAHHHA
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Jun 15 2004 4:00AM
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Roy
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'the bet', were jerry, george, craemer and elain try to be masters of the domain

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

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Jun 15 2004 4:39AM
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asac
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BUBBLE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!





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Jun 15 2004 5:33AM
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michelle
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^Bubble Boy was a good one. But my favorite was the one where Jerry tries to sell a tv pilot to these japanese people (I think..) so George brings oranges as a present because he thinks they don't have oranges in Japan.
Jun 15 2004 5:49AM
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huckmynuts
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its festivus for the rest of us
Jun 15 2004 7:12AM
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GeneralButtNaked
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Im gonna have to go with the one where kramer gets burnt from tanning and then bastes him self in butter. Or the one when kramer starts lettin everybody smoke in his apartment.





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Jun 15 2004 7:51AM
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ScratchCobra66
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She had man hands!




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Jun 15 2004 8:05AM
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shasta
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'NO SOUP FOR YOU!!'

here is a slogan of a japanese snack company (concerning a certain type of potatoe chip):
baked freshly so in large oil, that we can together eat happily this delicious food product
Jun 15 2004 8:23AM
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hucker22
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the one where kramer drives the saab as far as possible w/o getting gas, or the one where kramer goes to CA to try to get his movie picked up and gets charged for murder
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Jun 15 2004 10:22AM
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Jrich23
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I'd have to agree with EPollard there, the Kramerica one is hilarious, 'Did you ever think you'd be standing here about to solve the world's enviromental problems, now let's throw this big ball of oil out the window'

Also the one where they go to India and it is all reverse. 'Do you know what Jerry is in Indian? Jugdish. Goodnight Jugdish'

Or the one where George gives up sex and becomes smart
Jun 15 2004 2:21PM
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Doobie22
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soup nazi, and the one where kramer buys a stretch of highway and paints over the road lines.

actually there all pretty damn good



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Jun 15 2004 3:29PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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The one where George discovers how to eat and have sex with him girlfriend at the same time.


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Jun 15 2004 3:44PM
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five0
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^thats the tri-fecta
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

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Jun 15 2004 8:30PM
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asac
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that one was soooo funny. i like the one where elane trys to order chinese food and ends up ordering it from a janitor's closet.





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Jun 15 2004 8:33PM
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XSKI712
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I'M THE ASSMAN JERRY! THE ASSMAN!




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Jun 15 2004 8:36PM
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d-loc
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man you cant have a fav. its jsut too good of a show



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Jun 16 2004 9:31AM
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SeanHolmz
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Yea I watch it a lot still and love pretty much every episode in its own way. The only episodes I don't like are the ones that show highlights as the whole show or the last episode I didn't like too much either.


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Jun 16 2004 9:35AM
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d-loc
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really really old one are sometimes shitty but all episodes are sweet to chill and watch



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Jun 16 2004 10:20AM
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ColonelForbin
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SEINFELD!
Too hard to pick a best episode.






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Jan 12 2005 9:25PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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my fav is when kramer swims in the east river and elaine's back gives out while she is lifting the nasty mattress
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Jan 12 2005 9:27PM
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lightingfarts
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soup nazi, the one where kramer gets the golf ball in the whale's blowhole, the one where kramer adopts a highway, and the competition to see who can go the longest without masturbating
Jan 12 2005 9:36PM
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lineskier610
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I've never really been disappointed with a Seinfeld episode except their last episode. The one where Kramer goes to the kid's karate classes is pretty amusing and the one with the chicken place across the street when kramer and seinfeld switch apartments.





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Jan 12 2005 9:48PM
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skifree919
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I love the episode where kramer puts up the pictures in the lobby of their building, but jerry refuses and then nobody talks to jerry anymore. Its so hilaroius. But its been said, they are all great



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Jan 12 2005 10:01PM
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VTskier3
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the muffin stumps one is great..but then again..they all are




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Jan 12 2005 10:34PM
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SchweitzerSki
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the master of my domain episode, kenny rogers roasters, when jerry steals the baggette, etc......yada yada yada yada
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Jan 12 2005 11:06PM
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The Serenity Now
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Jan 12 2005 11:12PM
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Enthuzed
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the one where george thinks he has a heart attack.

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Jan 12 2005 11:25PM
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PFD
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Bosco!!! (Then the old lady dies)
Jan 13 2005 12:15AM
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C.J.
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The one when they are lost in a parking garage. but they are all great.
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Jan 13 2005 12:20AM
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DAMICO
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the one where george stops having sex and gets smarter, or the one where kramer turns his apartment into a smoking longe 'turn away, im hideous!'

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Jan 13 2005 3:22PM
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Pklink04
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^the one where goeoge stops having sex is the best, he is solving rubics cubes, and jerry uses the head of lettuce for an analigy, then ha has sex and gets lost on the way to the school



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Jan 13 2005 3:34PM
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weazelzb
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Where Elaine dances... fucken hilarious



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Jan 13 2005 3:43PM
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FUUUCK
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the one where jerry makes the old lady die, the one where jerry and elaine are on the plane and jerry's in first class, soup nazi, the jacket... etc etc etc ........
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Jan 13 2005 3:55PM
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