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Slowbro
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Say some good helpful things, for example, buy only shampoo or body wash not both, they contain most of the same cleaning ingredients, and can do either job









Jan 7 2011 1:17AM
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Anathema
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dont eat yellow snow

Jan 7 2011 1:20AM
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iFlip
Posts: 4543 - Karma: 19,132
don't piss into the wind
Jan 7 2011 1:21AM
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Slowbro
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peanut butter will get gum out of your hair
Jan 7 2011 1:43AM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
women don't like being called whores
Jan 7 2011 1:47AM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
sluts probably have a disease
Jan 7 2011 2:02AM
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Slowbro
Posts: 3860 - Karma: 21,295
Don't let a girl with a cold sore blow you, you can get herpies from it
Jan 7 2011 2:51AM
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TheReverend
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Debatable.
Jan 7 2011 3:04AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
Try not to go to Africa. ever.
Jan 7 2011 3:07AM
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GayWolf420
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I've been told to make the move before someone else does.
Jan 7 2011 3:15AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
never take cough syrup and mix it up with iodine and lye
Jan 7 2011 6:01AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
if you feel like sneezing and want to get it out, look straight into a bright light, this triggers a sneezing reaction...
Jan 7 2011 6:09AM
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Nuketeacup
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This isn't necessarily true for everyone. It's called a photosensitive reaction and only happens to some people (such as myself, need to sneeze every time I go outside on a sunny day).
Jan 7 2011 8:09AM
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I_Am_Mod
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most people i told it to have confirmed that it actually works ....

also if you need to sneeze but don't want to, press hard on the part between your nose and upper lip to suppress it
Jan 7 2011 8:11AM
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Nuketeacup
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To be honest, in my experience I've found it works for most people too, I just remember reading about how it works and I guess some people just don't have the reflex/reaction and found that kinda interesting. Gonna have to try the suppression technique sometime.
Jan 7 2011 8:16AM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
2 + 2 doesn't have to equal 4. it can be whatever you want, as long as you can justify your reasons for it.
Jan 7 2011 8:17AM
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RonSwanson
Posts: 214 - Karma: 18
meth fucks up your pearly whites
Jan 7 2011 8:42AM
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Toonoman
Posts: 265 - Karma: 20
These days you can get Body&Hair in 1 bottle!
Jan 7 2011 10:52AM
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rewand0
Posts: 315 - Karma: 14
Meth messes up ,ore than your pearly whites
Jan 7 2011 10:59AM
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bangarangmules
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Putting toothpaste on a bee sting? Not sure what kind buy my friend made me do it, and it stopped the pain and swelling almost instantly.
Jan 7 2011 11:01AM
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ImNotARacist
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my roommate does this. I say fuck that! I want my hair to smell like coconuts and the rest of me to smell like man.


If your in a situation involving a cop and you think you know more than him, shut you fucking mouth.
Jan 7 2011 11:04AM
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ImNotARacist
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your*
Jan 7 2011 11:04AM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
THIS ^

Legally, if a cop has a reason to talk to you, YOU DONT HAVE TO TALK BACK.


as they say, YOU have the right to remain silent.
theres nothing they can do if you do that, its your voice, they cant MAKE you speak.

Its ALWAYS best to be silent because they seem to feel the need to use ANY AND EVERYTHING you say ANYWHERE, and try to bring it in court and make it incriminating
Jan 7 2011 11:08AM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Do it. Us girls generally don't like to make the first moves.
Jan 7 2011 11:10AM
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ImNotARacist
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Yup Yup and even if you know your right about something it isn't going to help by arguing, at all, if anything if will make it worse for you.
Jan 7 2011 11:11AM
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Slowbro
Posts: 3860 - Karma: 21,295
peeing on a jellyfish sting will stop it from swelling
Jan 7 2011 12:01PM
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theBearJew
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But if you just stay silent they will take you into the back of their cruiser. Its best to just prepare for whats coming. You know the questions they are going to ask and know how to answer them with an honest seeming answer. Always have a story of why your going where you are, and make it detailed. Throw them off their game by asking them questions like "What road is right before ____."

But I do agree, dont't say too much. But say enough so it shows you have nothing to hide even if you are hiding something.
Jan 7 2011 12:12PM
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Mr.Luke
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if you puke blood, it's probably not good
Jan 7 2011 12:44PM
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Stickity
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this

everything and everyone is sexist
Jan 7 2011 12:46PM
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RubberSoul
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threads for wisdom
Jan 7 2011 12:47PM
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ImNotARacist
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been there, definitely not good.
Jan 7 2011 12:47PM
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.frenchy
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If you're allergic to a cat- don't buy a cat!
Jan 7 2011 12:51PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
if u pick up an walking turtle and put it on the ground backwards it wont walk backwards but the otherway instead
Jan 7 2011 1:05PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160

Woman will be attracted to you if you disregard everything about them.

Jan 7 2011 1:20PM
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pimpcat
Posts: 858 - Karma: 321
If you like pizza, eat it. But make sure you have a fast metabolism or get lots of exercise and don't eat too much or else you will gain unhealthy amounts of weight.
Jan 7 2011 1:50PM
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Timotheezy.
Posts: 747 - Karma: 157

on a hot summers day, putting gold bond on your balls is quite releiving.

Jan 7 2011 2:47PM
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rewand0
Posts: 315 - Karma: 14
Lick or spit on your goggles while swimming stop them from fogging up.
Jan 7 2011 2:51PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
jizzing on them and smearing it out also works !
Jan 7 2011 2:59PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
applying a little bit of vaseline on your face helps prevent wind burn.
Jan 7 2011 3:01PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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Jan 7 2011 3:01PM
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BigDix9
Posts: 56 - Karma: 10

if you wanna get blown dont call the gurl a slut

Jan 7 2011 3:03PM
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BigDix9
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until after
Jan 7 2011 3:04PM
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gus555
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Never take cough syrup and mix it up with Iodine and Lye Never take the strike pads off a match book, Or go to a hardware store and then look Near the paint thinners for Muriatric Acid, Or go bring a pot into a rapid boil or get hydrogen peroxide Never go to a farming store and then buy PH strips and PVC pipes Those fuel cans that make outdoor grills light That's how you make crystal meth
Jan 7 2011 3:04PM
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BigDix9
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 wats a girl?
Jan 7 2011 3:08PM
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Toonoman
Posts: 265 - Karma: 20
Never ever spray deep heat on your balls. May one be so stupid to do it anyways, don't try to rinse it off with water. Makes is 10x worse
Jan 7 2011 4:27PM
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Slowbro
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eating citrus will make mosquitoes avoid you, eating bananas will make them bite you more
Jan 7 2011 5:36PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
Having HIV will not make girls like you more
Jan 7 2011 5:46PM
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theBearJew
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Dont use Nair on ur downstairs.
Jan 7 2011 5:50PM
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[creative]
Posts: 539 - Karma: 128
your toung will stick to anything metal thats cold..not just poles. try sticking a really cold wrench in your mouth like a sucker it sticks to everywhere it touches.
Jan 7 2011 5:51PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
never cut your penis off, you'll regret it
Jan 7 2011 6:01PM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
herp derp
Jan 7 2011 6:58PM
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