Official Pissed off quotes thread

similar to this, i watched a kid hit a jump the other day, and land about 18 inches from the side of the landing, that completely dropped away. in mid air he just yelled "FUCK ME!" then rode away like nothing happened.

my friend who was new to skiing was getting in line for the lift. because he was new he came in with a little to much speed, and LIGHTLY tapped the guys in front of us's snowboard. he wasnt even going that fast just a smidge faster then me and my other friends. the snowboarder turns around to him and screams: WOW HONESTLY, YOU WANNA NOT?!?!?! the guy was a complete gaper that weighed like 900 pounds and had huge cracks and gashes all over his cheap board.

I'm taking a lap through the park and a snowboarder is climbing up right in FRONT of a box, so I let him climb up a little more out of the way, and I go up to the box. This asshole decided it was a fucking race and drops right as I'm passing him. At the end of the run, he shouts at me, "Hey junior! (I'm 6'1", like half a foot taller than this guy, he looked a couple years older than me) don't cut me off again." "Oh I cut YOU off?" "Yeah, I was dropping before you." "I don't see how that works, I was going past before you were even moving" "Look kid, just don't do it again." Later in the same park I was waiting at the top, he stares at me almost in disbelief. It looked like he couldn't believe I showed up again. I admit, I should have called my drop. So I am partially at fault.

i dont have a good one to share yet, so i will attempt to share this video i saw on ns a while ago i think is funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjuRY4ftCoE

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I was buttering around on pretty much flat ground when i got off the lift and some old ass dude pushes me down and says "QUIT FUCKING AROUND IF YOU DONT HURT YOURSELF ILLHURT YOU" if I wasnt in a good mood I probably woulda cracked him with my pole. Then last week I was standing at the top of the park making fun of all the kids that side jump off the side of the rails when i was changing my music and this little like 13 year old comes up to me n goes "if you keep making fun of me im gonna punch you right in the goggles" I was about to hit the kid just for being a smart ass granted im not that big but I had atleast 6 inches and 30 pounds on this kid I told him go for it like 4 times then he never did so i told him to go run along and play with himself he rode away giving me the finger I couldnt help but laugh the entire time.

hahhahaha

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