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Skiing or sex?

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TijmenDal
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Tanner's comment in Like a Lion that dropping into a half pipe and making the run you want is better than made me think how you guys think about it. No homo.

Now, I got two options for you:
- Never ski again, and have sexy-time all you want.
- Never have sex again (masturbation allowed, just not with the other gender, no handjobs/oral/penetration), but ski all you want. 'Being' with a woman counts, it would be like platonic love.

Now I'm pretty sure most of you spend more time being preoccupied with skiing than sex. I mean, I think a lot about sex, but those thoughts don't last longer than 1 second, like: "Oh, she's hot", or whatever. On the other hand, there's a shitload of daily visitors here that are busy doing whatever thing skiing related.

Of course you don't have to make the choice (thank god!), but what would you pick rather. I really wouldn't know, skiing+masturbation seems like 100%+25%, while only sex seems like 100%+0%.

Vote away, wha!
Jan 6 2011 4:54PM
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jibnut
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Depends on with who and/or where I would be skiing...
Jan 6 2011 4:54PM
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Anathema
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im sure i could find another hobby. i could not live without a physical connection with a lovely lady
Jan 6 2011 4:55PM
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NoBigDeal
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my thoughts exactly.
Jan 6 2011 4:56PM
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applejuice.
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i'd choose fucking by far. skiing is awesome but it doesn't compare to sex.
Jan 6 2011 4:57PM
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Milksteak
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Fo sho sex. Over 9000 times better.
Jan 6 2011 4:58PM
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thugaim
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>implying you'd pick skiing.
Jan 6 2011 4:58PM
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I_Am_Mod
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do handjobs and blowjobs count as sex or masturbation ?
Jan 6 2011 4:59PM
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the_moderaper
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Skiing
Jan 6 2011 4:59PM
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Toonoman
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+K
Jan 6 2011 4:59PM
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Anathema
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qft

if it was one of those 'for a season' type things, i could do without the girl to enjoy the slopes. but lifelong celibacy? couldn't do it..

Jan 6 2011 5:00PM
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CodyTurner
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Skiing of course, that shouldnt even be a question.sure sex is fun but it doesnt compare to the feeling of flying through the air and stomping a new trick or face shots on pow days
Jan 6 2011 5:01PM
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applejuice.
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seriously! but meh idk a season would be rough.
Jan 6 2011 5:01PM
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Chompo.
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god i dont know!?!?!??! cant choose...
Jan 6 2011 5:01PM
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I_Am_Mod
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also something you should keep in mind; you could still fuck hard when you're 70, but there aren't many ppl who still shred hard when they're 70 ...
Jan 6 2011 5:02PM
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RubberSoul
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result of quitting skiing: start snowboarding or something

result of not being able to fuck girls: start fucking robots or something/jerk off for the rest of my life


not really that hard of a decision. besides, it's definitely been longer since i last skied than it has been since i last got laid and i definitely actively miss the sex way more
Jan 6 2011 5:03PM
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Anathema
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hahaha yeah i feel ya. but really, i figure that if i could keep myself occupied and be out on the hills everyday, it wouldn't hurt as much. and it would make for an unreal session as soon as that season was over.....
Jan 6 2011 5:04PM
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1337
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both
Jan 6 2011 5:05PM
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applejuice.
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WINNER!
Jan 6 2011 5:05PM
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Anathema
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NO U! 2k posts inc
Jan 6 2011 5:07PM
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Timotheezy.
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well think about this, what if you choose skiing, then bust your knee? hmmmm. or choose sex and break your dick? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Jan 6 2011 6:58PM
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iSmokeweed
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can i still fap?
Jan 6 2011 7:01PM
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iggs
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i have a ton of other things i'm good at so i'd just choose sex
Jan 6 2011 7:01PM
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JosephStalin
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yea this brings up a good point, i used to snowboard and it was just about as fun as skiing. i could replace skiing easily with it.

therfore sex over skiing for sure.
Jan 6 2011 7:07PM
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snowdon
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Uhhh sex for the win. Not even a question. Skiing is fun and all, but it's not among those basic desires that's been hardwired into my brain.
Jan 6 2011 7:13PM
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FerrisBueller
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id pick sex. because i cant ski in the summer, sex is year round.

but im 90% sure that everyone picks there answer depending if they are horny or not and wants to ski or not...
Jan 6 2011 7:19PM
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malonius_funk
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dutch rudder? yes? no? if yes then i'd ski and just dutch rudder with my slamhog.
Jan 6 2011 7:26PM
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IceCreamer
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Obviously sex.
Jan 6 2011 7:29PM
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.frenchy
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snowboard.

inb4 hate

Jan 6 2011 7:30PM
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Jonny7
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depends on the moment. Right now i feel like raping a rail.
Jan 6 2011 7:30PM
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CodyTurner
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What if it was no skiing or snowboarding?
Jan 6 2011 7:33PM
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chicken
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fuck man I say skiing. Sex might be better if you are like in love(i never have been), but normal everyday sex is not really as good as skiing pow I don't think.

Maybe I just never have good sex though.
Jan 6 2011 7:34PM
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chicken
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oh shit I didn't fully read the thread.

I'd choose sex for sure, and just go surfing.
Jan 6 2011 7:35PM
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steezemeister
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sex

skiing is amazing, but getting some is just... damn, you know?
Jan 6 2011 7:35PM
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zues
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why is this a thread? this isn't even a good hypothetical question....
Jan 6 2011 7:40PM
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rudager
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It's rough, I'm in the midst of it now....Not even a woman for that matter.

Like Anthema, life long celibacy would be excruciatingly long and torturous. When I'm pretty sure I'd be able to pick up back up hobbies, like biking, and just give up winter..It'd be rough.
Jan 6 2011 7:41PM
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SkiThe603
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Skiing anyday, who would give up this sport come on

Jan 6 2011 7:41PM
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malonius_funk
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Bryan Gallant, and not even for sex.
Jan 6 2011 7:43PM
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daskis
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Ahh... I don't like this would you rather! Both are soo infinitely phenomenal... I suppose sex though, and I would try water skiing or SNOWBOARDING!
Jan 6 2011 7:46PM
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S.C
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skiing.
Jan 6 2011 7:54PM
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Jonny7
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die frenchy





























jk your the best
Jan 6 2011 7:55PM
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Kangbang
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sig'd
Jan 6 2011 7:57PM
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Isabelle
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Sex gives you endorphine, and so it makes you happy. so does skiing only you also get adrenalin, so you get endrophins and adrenalin, and thats just the perfect feeling, so skiing makes you more happy then sex. so yea I would choose skiing.

info about endorphine: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endorphin

Jan 6 2011 8:00PM
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Jonny7
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kinda weird to see you quoting that, not judging though
Jan 6 2011 8:03PM
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Anathema
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i thought the same thing

kid gets off on the simplest of things..

get out, meet some girls, and you'll realize that when they're openly sexual it really isn't that big of a deal

Jan 6 2011 8:04PM
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Isabelle
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o and this.
Jan 6 2011 8:04PM
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family_vacation
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odd
Jan 6 2011 8:05PM
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Anathema
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well i guess we now know who the prudes are

Jan 6 2011 8:11PM
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FUUUCK
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does no sex include animals?
Jan 6 2011 8:13PM
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Kangbang
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it was funny.
Jan 6 2011 8:13PM
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Deezy
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lets look long term here...
sex every day = pornstarish
skiing every day = ski pro

honestly, id rather not be a pornstar... I would get bored of it quick. and skiing is something you can make a real living out of. and i think, if you get good at skiing... you would make some cash, especially in the years to come (all the new skiiers and companies n shit), with skiing you can travel the world (skiable + urban world) and fucking everyday you would probs be in a studio... i duno about you guys but id rather be outside...
oh and skiing would make real money
fucking would be like 40k a year

skiing for me.
Jan 6 2011 8:19PM
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