Replying to My Opthomology Experience

I know i spelled that wrong...but heres the weirdo experience i endured today:
So, i went to my opthomolagist today so i could get more contacts. well i walk in, and i realize that he looks exactly like Mark Hamil. and i get really happy cause im obsessed with star wars. Anyhoo, he takes me into his office, and sits me down and turned the lights off. then i remembered why i hate the eye doctor so much. i always feel like im going to be violated in some way whenever i go there. my doc has one of those creepy monotone voices to try to make you feel comfortable, but it doesnt work at all, it just makes you feel gross.
so he wants to check my eye pressure, so he puts these drops in and hands me a tissue. when i blot the corners of my eyes to get the excess liquid out, i see this stuff on the tissue that looks like highlighter fluid. I was like, 'what the hell is this?' and he todl me it was normal. but then my eyes went totally numb. the reason he gave me those was because he had to tap this light on my pupil. HOLY CRAP! THATS NOT OKAY WITH ME! so im sitting there, shaking in my pumas, wondering what the hell i am doing there. but as soon as i finish pondering that, hes done.
I walk out of his office, unraped and satisfied, although i still had highlighter dripping from my eyes.
THE END.

i just wanted to share that.


I dont want a large Farva!