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REASONS to LOVE NS

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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
I am at school right now, it's the last day I'll ever be in this school. I just got these messages and almost peed my pants laughing. I love newschoolers. And I love all of you (except IrishDrink87)


To: ThisAngelicRage
From: rentalrider
On: 2004-06-14 12:50:50
WHATS FUNNY IS THE FACT THAT YOU DONT GET THAT I WANT YOUR VIRGIN PUSSY AND I WANT TO PUNCTURE YOU ASSHOLE AND PUMP YOUR STOMACH FULL OF MY WHOLESOME SEAMEN


To: ThisAngelicRage
From: rentalrider
On: 2004-06-14 12:48:53
ILL KILL YOUR PUSSY


To: ThisAngelicRage
From: rentalrider
On: 2004-06-14 12:47:13
YOU THINK ITS FUNNY BITCH IM GONNA DO YOUR ASSHOLE AND MAKE IT LOOSE AND SCRAGGLY IM GONNA DESTROY YOUR WORLD DO IT BITCH


To: ThisAngelicRage
From: rentalrider
On: 2004-06-14 12:41:21
hello beautiful im your black prince i want to mutilate your mother fucking pussy you are mine im gonna make you CRY!!! have you ever felt pain well im gonna give it to you BITCH. IM GONNA SMASH YOUR FACE INTO THE HEADBOARDS. DO IT have you ever seen a 18 inch chocolate penis would you like to. im gonna make you scream my name you are mine bitch I OWN YOU AND YOUR SMALL PUSSY. WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU ITS GONNA BE LIKE TWO PIECES OF WET ROAST BEEF SLAPPED TOGETHER. IM GOIN TO SUCKLE ON YOUR AREOLES BITCH

DO IT DO IT DO IT BITCH



Post the best messages you've gotten...those are some of mine.






-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Jun 14 2004 12:56PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Wow... if this was anything other than the internet, you'd probably be taking him to court right about now.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jun 14 2004 12:59PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
So hes a gentle creature! I guess you can take that as a compliment!




...I have Dated a girl for her brains Big, HUGE Brains!!
Jun 14 2004 1:07PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
seems like a nice guy
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-Mike

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
Jun 14 2004 1:15PM
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blondhucker07
Posts: 86 - Karma: 10
hey i got those lovely messages too..


To: blondhucker07
From: rentalrider
On: 2004-06-14 13:06:44
hello beautiful im your black prince i want to mutilate your mother fucking pussy you are mine im gonna make you CRY!!! have you ever felt pain well im gonna give it to you BITCH. IM GONNA SMASH YOUR FACE INTO THE HEADBOARDS. DO IT have you ever seen a 18 inch chocolate penis would you like to. im gonna make you scream my name you are mine bitch I OWN YOU AND YOUR SMALL PUSSY. WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU ITS GONNA BE LIKE TWO PIECES OF WET ROAST BEEF SLAPPED TOGETHER. IM GOIN TO SUCKLE ON YOUR AREOLES BITCH

DO IT DO IT DO IT BITCH


To: blondhucker07
From: rentalrider
On: 2004-06-14 12:55:46
CAN I HUCK MY FAT COCK IN YOUR MOUTH BITCH



Jun 14 2004 1:16PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
wow kinda weird.










Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'
- My ecnomics teacher
Jun 14 2004 1:18PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
well i love emma watson too
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you ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill...on weed? oh thats some crazy shit man...there's a dude in the bushes! has he got a gun? i dunno! RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO
Jun 14 2004 1:30PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
To: asac
From: jib_everything
On: 2004-06-13 10:02:28
ok thanks i think i smoked out of a bong cause i sucked in slowly so the smoke filled the chamber and then i took my finger off the hole and sucked all the smoke in.


To: jib_everything
From: asac
On: 2004-06-12 21:43:15
ok. from what i read, you smoked out of a bowl, which is a pipe basically. a bong is different than the description you gave. when you smoke it, light it and keep your finger over the hole on the side or whereever it is and just breath it in normally until you have kind of a lot in your lungs (don't suck in so much that your lungs feel like they're gonna burst though). as soon as you feel like you have enough, take your thumb off the hole. this will allow any smoke inside the bowl that didn't come out before to flow right out. it insures that you don't leave any leftover smoke in the bowl. a bong on the other hand is different. you light the weed, and allow the smoke to fill the chamber (you mouth should be on the top so you'll be ready). when the chamber is filled, the part with the weed it in, the 'slide' can be pulled out right when you suck in. this will allow all of the smoke to flow up into your lungs giving you a huge hit. if you have anymore questions, just ask me.

Newschoolers.com, promoting marijuana use since whenever it started...






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Trash: lets all get messed at the water fountain.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Jun 14 2004 1:34PM
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misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
I wish i got such flattering messages

mean people suck

'On a scale of 1 - 10, you all are extremely gay' - coolcat410

Jun 14 2004 1:54PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Message from:
rentalrider

Date Sent:
2004-06-14 13:14:05



YOUR AN UGLY BITCH THAT IS ONLY GOOD FOR ONE THING.....AND THAT IS SUCKING MY 1000000MILE FAT BLACK COCK DO IT BITCH







-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Jun 14 2004 2:14PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
I love NS for the joy and entertainement it brings me
Jun 14 2004 2:15PM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
Message to: JksL
Message from: COR
Date Sent: 2004-02-25 22:37:21
hey, i'll kick u , then rip off your head, shoot u with a glock, rape your mom, then steal all your pot.




i feel special

Jeff
Poniverus
Jun 14 2004 2:38PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
To: Misty7
From: Misty7
On: 2004-06-14 14:44:21
DONT GIVE ME THAT SHIT BITCH YOUR GOING DOWN DONKEY RAPPER


To: Misty7
From: Misty7
On: 2004-06-14 14:44:01
yea... ok


To: Misty7
From: Misty7
On: 2004-06-14 14:43:50
IM GOING TO CUT YOU AND FUCK THE WOUND INTILL YOU DIE AND THEN LET DOGS FUCK THE WOUND.


To: Misty7
From: Misty7
On: 2004-06-14 14:43:01
dude no cool, who the fuck are you?


To: Misty7
From: Misty7
On: 2004-06-14 14:42:46
What are you stupid, YOU KNOW NO ONE YOU SHOULD EAT SHIT AND DIE!


To: Misty7
From: Misty7
On: 2004-06-14 14:42:19
Hey fuck you man people like me, i have a few freinds.


To: Misty7
From: Misty7
On: 2004-06-14 14:41:44
Your an ass hole and no one likes you, YOU SUCK











Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'
- My ecnomics teacher
Jun 14 2004 2:46PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
vocies in my head!










Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'
- My ecnomics teacher
Jun 14 2004 2:47PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
ive also gotten those msgs from rentalrider.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

Jun 14 2004 2:48PM
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HelloThisIsDylan
Posts: 458 - Karma: 10
haha i know rentalrider, kid goes to my school.



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kill the hippies
proud member of the kpp

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later - skierdudeguy

Jun 14 2004 2:49PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
One time i randomly got a message from 'rasta-jib-juice' a really long time ago so its not saved, but it just randomly said i was gay and i suck, and then i asked him why. He said its because i am.



jibba jabba
Jun 14 2004 3:01PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
i get random messages once in a while..they are pretty funny
Jun 14 2004 3:03PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hahahah thats some funny shit


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jun 14 2004 3:13PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
i think its funny that angelicrage cares so much about me that she had to state that she didnt. lol i love ns


I dont want a large Farva!
Jun 14 2004 5:06PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i don't like getting messages completly randomly that just says 'hi' or 'hey' or something. its really annoying.





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Trash: lets all get messed at the water fountain.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Jun 14 2004 5:08PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
id like to get wierd messages


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jun 14 2004 5:09PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
we should just like randomly throw around messages to everyone....or not



the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french
-Bristolrider
Jun 14 2004 5:52PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
HAHAHAHAHA, that was andrew (rentalrider) in study hall today, that was probably the funniest thing i had ever read




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-Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: MOTION (LARRY HODGEDON) IM ME FOR MORE INFO

You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.
-eastcoastpride
Jun 14 2004 6:03PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
you know him?
Jun 14 2004 6:06PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
i too also love ns
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---Chloe---
skiing=radical
Jun 14 2004 6:10PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -22
^Fuckin' A we know him. That kid is my fucking hero (and not just because of this, even though it is one of his brightest moments).


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-Brad, Representing the KPP
Jun 14 2004 6:13PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
i love ns cause its the biggest waste of time ever! its great
Jun 14 2004 7:23PM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
i was graced with the messages as well...whoo hoo!


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JOEI


GIRLS OF NS represent
Jun 14 2004 7:26PM
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gracie
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 30
this was the one to me: hello beautiful im your black prince i want to mutilate your mother fucking pussy you are mine im gonna make you CRY!!! have you ever felt pain well im gonna give it to you BITCH. IM GONNA SMASH YOUR FACE INTO THE HEADBOARDS. DO IT have you ever seen a 18 inch chocolate penis would you like to. im gonna make you scream my name you are mine bitch I OWN YOU AND YOUR SMALL PUSSY. WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU ITS GONNA BE LIKE TWO PIECES OF WET ROAST BEEF SLAPPED TOGETHER. IM GOIN TO SUCKLE ON YOUR AREOLES BITCH

DO IT DO IT DO IT BITCH
Jun 14 2004 7:40PM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
^ i got the same one

hello beautiful im your black prince i want to mutilate your mother fucking pussy you are mine im gonna make you CRY!!! have you ever felt pain well im gonna give it to you BITCH. IM GONNA SMASH YOUR FACE INTO THE HEADBOARDS. DO IT have you ever seen a 18 inch chocolate penis would you like to. im gonna make you scream my name you are mine bitch I OWN YOU AND YOUR SMALL PUSSY. WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU ITS GONNA BE LIKE TWO PIECES OF WET ROAST BEEF SLAPPED TOGETHER. IM GOIN TO SUCKLE ON YOUR AREOLES BITCH

DO IT DO IT DO IT BITCH


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JOEI


GIRLS OF NS represent
Jun 14 2004 7:43PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
i wish i got random messages from time to time...
actually not really.

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
--->CCR*

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
Jun 14 2004 7:45PM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
haha, i got 2 a month or so ago...

Message to: shorty_T
Message from: rentalrider
Date Sent: 2004-05-14 12:40:45
MY NAME IS SIR MAKES YOU SCREAM AND I WANT YOU TO BE MY BITCH COME TAKE A RIDE ON BLACKTRAIN OF LOVE OH YEAH


Message to: shorty_T
Message from: rentalrider
Date Sent: 2004-05-14 12:37:39
HEY YOUR SHORT SO YOU HAVE EASY ACCESS TO MY BIG BLACK 10 INCH PENIS THAT IS GOIN TO FUCK YOU INTO OBLIVION.... SAY MY NAME

that kid is a dirty mother fucker


-Tammy skis
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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!
~pain is weakness leaving the body~
Newschoolers.com, often imitated, never duplicated.-GhostDragon
''I think i just shat myself...no, wait, that's just snow in my pants...''
Girls don't fart or burp... they're supposed to smell nice and look pretty all the time.-kamikaze
'naw, i am more of a tanner type of guy' (about how hot sarah burke is)-hoodratz47
Jun 14 2004 7:54PM
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gracie
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 30
Message to: skimonster7
Message from: rentalrider
Date Sent: 2004-06-14 12:55:08
THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER BITCH I OWN YOU IM GONNA ORALY CAR WASH YOUR INNER WALLS OF YOU VAGINA


I find this all really funny.
Jun 14 2004 7:57PM
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BC_Hockey22
Posts: 7 - Karma: 10
^funniest thing ever, i am renalriders righthand man
Jun 15 2004 11:32AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Message from:
BC_Hockey22

Date Sent:
2004-06-15 11:25:12



you are such an ugly piece of shit...please put a bag over your head and do us all a favor DO IT






-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Jun 15 2004 11:34AM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
^^





girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES




Jun 15 2004 11:41AM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
HAHAHA oraly carwash the inside of your pussy




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-Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: MOTION (LARRY HODGEDON) IM ME FOR MORE INFO

You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.
-eastcoastpride
Jun 15 2004 3:31PM
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rentalrider2
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
i am back bitches, rentalrider2
Jun 15 2004 4:32PM
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rentalrider2
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
thisangelicrage is going down...you got me banned you ugly piece of poo
Jun 15 2004 6:51PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ahahahaha


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jun 15 2004 6:52PM
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rentalrider2
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
lets get her banned...going down motha
Jun 15 2004 6:56PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
haha, rentalrider2, nice andrew...




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-Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: MOTION (LARRY HODGEDON) IM ME FOR MORE INFO

You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.
-eastcoastpride
Jun 15 2004 7:23PM
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hazel_32
Posts: 170 - Karma: 14
haha oh my....i wish i got messages like that...just to brighten my day


hazel
Jun 15 2004 7:38PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -22
haha, the second coming of rentalrider. Nice job, meyer


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-Brad, Representing the KPP
Jun 15 2004 8:10PM
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Smithy
Posts: 1887 - Karma: 12
fuckin retards
Jun 16 2004 12:27PM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
angelica.

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Yes, Harvey is definatly an 'ASS RAMMIN DICKHEAD' - Jibtech
Jun 16 2004 12:34PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
rentalrider i didn't get you banned you stupid fuck.





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Jun 16 2004 12:42PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
To: cj
From: what_if_bro
On: 2004-06-13 22:41:28
uh huh


To: what_if_bro
From: cj
On: 2004-06-13 22:40:08
j

kj
kfsd



ds


To: cj
From: what_if_bro
On: 2004-06-13 22:39:22
not really



To: what_if_bro
From: cj
On: 2004-06-13 22:38:08
word


To: cj
From: what_if_bro
On: 2004-06-13 22:33:07
thats cool



To: what_if_bro
From: cj
On: 2004-06-13 22:13:59
cus


To: cj
From: what_if_bro
On: 2004-06-13 22:09:02
why not?



To: what_if_bro
From: cj
On: 2004-06-13 22:05:41
no


To: cj
From: what_if_bro
On: 2004-06-13 21:59:08
can i get in the post a picture of a hot girl cult?



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//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
Jun 16 2004 1:23PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
ahahaha misty7s is hilarious......kinda like gollem and schmeigal


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
Jun 16 2004 1:34PM
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