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OFFICIAL BROKEN BONES HISTORY THREAD

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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
Post up the times in your life when you broke bones, providing stories is much appreciated.

1. Wrist - I was being chased by the neighbors dumbass dog on my bike, and proceeded to hit a mailbox.

2. Ankle- Jumped off a roof when i was 13, landed flat, forgot to ninja roll.

3. Lower Vertabrae- Broke my lower back wrestling. This kid threw an illegal slam (cradle slam) on me and compressed my lower spine.

4. Shoulder- I blew up my shoulder on a failed 5 in the halfpipe. Landed on flat ice in the middle and snapped my humerus in half right below the ball, and dislocated my shoulder forward. I ended up getting fixed with 2 screws and 6 months hard therapy.


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Jan 4 2011 10:15AM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
Two skull fractures but no other bones besides that.
Jan 4 2011 3:28PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427

I have a large list

Leg

2 toes

3 fingers

6 bones in my wrist

arm

4 ribs

tailbone twice

and my pelvis

all from skiing

Jan 4 2011 3:28PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,397

NONE SO FAr.

maybe cuz im a pussay.....

nah

Jan 4 2011 3:29PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179

Fucking osteoporosis, how does it work?

Jan 4 2011 3:31PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
The Achilles tendon?
Jan 4 2011 3:53PM
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snorlax-one
Posts: 145 - Karma: 22
Broke my nose that way
Jan 4 2011 4:46PM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,230
Left wrist broken 3 times, skating, skiing, and the most epic time was froot booting

right wrist - skating

both heels - skiing.. overshot a jump that used to be a stepup that the park crew decided to change into a table overnight. low vis made it impossible for me to see it had changed (and who scopes shit out anymore..) and i took it wayy deep, breaking both of my heels.
Jan 4 2011 4:52PM
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TijmenDal
Posts: 4849 - Karma: 1,296
Right wrist: I was standing still, some gaper crashed into me and I fell downhill.

Left wrist: This happened two days ago, I knuckled while landing switch, got tomahawked and landed on my wrist. Fuck me. I was due to go to Austria yesterday for a month... I'm pity myself
Jan 4 2011 5:13PM
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50in07
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 1,471
Right Thumb: Did a back flip and cased
Jan 4 2011 5:15PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
ok

broken nose

broken right wrist

broken right wrist

broken left wrist

broken right wrist

broken left wrist

broken finger

broken toe

broken elbow (still really havn't gotten it fixed)

partially torn MCL right knee and strained both ACL's (all from the same drop)

Broken left ankle

Broken ribs

Torn ATFL in my ankle (the bottom of my foot touched the side of my leg)

Broke both thumbs

and prob a whole bunch more...
Jan 4 2011 5:15PM
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Funkadelic
Posts: 1967 - Karma: 391
I've broken my knee cap twice- 3 surgeries and I currently have 2 screws in it.

Broken wrist.

I nailed that same knee on a rail yesterday, hopefully its a-ok.
Jan 4 2011 5:28PM
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onenerdykid
Posts: 6724 - Karma: 11,551
I broke both of my arms at the same time, first day of summer vacation after my freshman year of college- BMX wedge transfer to grind to carnage. After that, random fingers and separations racing DH.
Jan 4 2011 5:34PM
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KingofInterwebz
Posts: 152 - Karma: 9
broken arm biking
broken leg playing hockey
broken leg plying hockey(very next game after previous broken leg)
broken collarbone playing lax
Jan 4 2011 5:36PM
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Spillway_East
Posts: 1127 - Karma: 378
1.broken thumb playing baseball

2. broken nose playing baseball, fouled off a ball and it somehow went straight to my nose.
Jan 4 2011 6:24PM
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Tall_Paul
Posts: 958 - Karma: 57
spiral fractured my humerous on the 26th, day after christmas
Jan 4 2011 7:09PM
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Motes
Posts: 1840 - Karma: 90

Broken wrist- When i use to skate a little kid went out in front of me when i dropped in on a ramp, bailed so i didn't wreck him.

Fractured Tibula- Went on a 7-8 foot cliff on my last day out didn't really notice anything, made it worse during 3 mile runs during lax season.

Jan 4 2011 7:19PM
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willyg0808
Posts: 4231 - Karma: 1,364
1 broken arm
on and inb4 jon mcmurray
Jan 4 2011 7:26PM
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TBigCat
Posts: 629 - Karma: 4
notinnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Jan 4 2011 7:31PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
wrist #1: grade 3, playing on the ice slides we made at our school, some fatass fell on top of me
wrist #2: went over a berm while biking, straight into a tree
thumb #1: riding a tiny 16" kids bike for the sake of fucking around, shorts caught on top cap bolt, threw me onto the pavement, landed on thumb
thumb #2: playing basketball in gym class some brother passes the ball really hard, I try to block it, it catches my thumb, bam, broken. I'm way too much of a honkey for that sport
shoulder/arm: overspun a 3, on a jump that I defs shouldn't have tried to spin (it was an old ski jump, the goofy ski jumping type)
wrist #3: cased a 25 ft'r, right after greasing that whore perfectly, the first time Click for larger image



I need to drink more milk/rip lines of protein powder
Jan 4 2011 7:35PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
3 toes, 4 fingers, collar bone, the bone on the outside of my foot, and was never given any sort of cast, sling, crutches, ect
Jan 4 2011 7:37PM
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mowdapow
Posts: 223 - Karma: 48
Wrist - Tried to ride a frozen slide on my feet way back

Other Wrist - Sledding
Nose - Face first into a brick wall at full speed
Jan 4 2011 7:48PM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
that looks like a very painful fall
Jan 4 2011 7:50PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
It hurt like fuck after the adrenaline wore off. There was a bigass lump on my wrist, where the bone was SUPER close to poking through.
Jan 4 2011 8:28PM
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Andi_G
Posts: 3088 - Karma: 15,125
hung up on tap to overshoot to separated shoulder
Jan 4 2011 8:31PM
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dougwilson
Posts: 62 - Karma: 11
metacarple -- hit by a baseball while playing

wrist -- pushed onto a fishtank during study hall and snapped it

elbow -- rode over black ice on my bike while shitfaced
Jan 4 2011 8:45PM
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YoungJeezy
Posts: 252 - Karma: 13
broken middle finger jumping a couch and jammed it. huge rock dropped on my foot at a waterfall, broken foot. thats it, i guess im pretty lucky so far
Jan 11 2011 8:12PM
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Free_Haven
Posts: 185 - Karma: 12
broke my right arm 3 times
Jan 11 2011 9:01PM
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Corwack10
Posts: 323 - Karma: 37
Hand- got hit in the hand very hard with a drum stick.

Thumb- curb stomped (minus the curb) my thumb on a landing.

Knee- I have O.C.D in my knee It's like a big chip on my joint, I was out of sports for like 6 months. Still healing.
Jan 11 2011 9:07PM
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ED.
Posts: 210 - Karma: 8
When i was 3 i did a frontflip off a 6 foot ledge and broke my wrist... That was it
Jan 11 2011 9:15PM
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melbs
Posts: 415 - Karma: 77
Collarbone- pre season skiing at Killington this year
Jan 11 2011 9:19PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
Thumb, barspin on a bmx. I can barely bike in a straight line, what the fuck was I thinking.


Toe, ran into a wall.


I'm relatively unharmed
Jan 11 2011 9:20PM
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MaMann
Posts: 473 - Karma: 29
Arm- did a spinning jump onto one of the zip-line/ track-slides things you see at parks and stuff. landed wrong caught myself with my arm. i did that when i was seven.

collar bone- skiing in the park did a 360, caught edge when i pre-spun under rotated and corked it onto my left shoulder... crack. that was this saturday

broken a couple toes playing soccer
Feb 9 2011 9:32PM
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.AR6rider
Posts: 444 - Karma: -106
collar bone 3 times
ankle 2 times
pinky finger
big toe
ribs idk the number
both bones in wrist

breaking shit is sort of like some unnatural ability for me
Feb 9 2011 9:39PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
4 ribs
collar bone twice
both wrists
all my fingers
right ankle
all toes on right foot
3 toes on left foot
left arm
back
left knee
right leg

Feb 9 2011 10:23PM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
hahahahahah i lol'd at your friend's dad falling on you!

Tibia- spiral fracture after doing a 3 in 8th grade, my leg stopped and my body kept going.

Fibula- same accident ^

Left Thumb- went like 8ft out of the pipe at copper when in 7th grade and had no idea how to ride a real pipe.

Patella- called last run on opening day last year and just banged my knee super hard on the last rail in the park.

Isn't skiing fun???
Feb 9 2011 10:27PM
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Butt=Tight
Posts: 315 - Karma: 5
Arm sailing, long story short my arm got caught on a rope.
Feb 9 2011 10:30PM
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Moo
Posts: 608 - Karma: 19
2 ankles
2 wrists
2 thumbs
2 heels
2 jaws
2 shins
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No regrets
Feb 9 2011 10:41PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,849

1. elbow: going for long distance jumps on the pogo stick and slipped out, landed on the elbow

Feb 9 2011 10:47PM
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HermioneGranger
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 101
A few years back I broke my shoulder. Once upon a time, I landed backseat and my arm caught the ground; during which time, it was whipped backwards, thus breaking the shoulder. There has also been a few broken fingers here and there, but that's about it.
Feb 9 2011 10:50PM
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CMYK
Posts: 1101 - Karma: 345
Arm
Leg
Clavicle
Thumb
Staples in my head
Stitches inside of my lip


All under the age of 13.... I was a crazy kid
Feb 9 2011 10:57PM
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WillStart
Posts: 3955 - Karma: 3,192
arm-fell down stairs when i was 3
collarbone-hit a tree biking when i was 6
left wrist & right hand-missed the landing on a hip in 8th grade and landed with both my hands out in front of me, breaking both simultaneously
right thumb-fell on a box last year
Feb 9 2011 10:57PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
jumping down stairs. didnt stick the landing. landed on last stair on the top of my foot. broke EVERY TOE and that big bone on the top of your foot.


/fail at life.
Feb 9 2011 10:59PM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,556
wrist- extreme electric scootering
ring finger- innertubing
big toe- trying a run up wall back flip
almost my jaw- dub front on a trampoline
pinky- eating shit on a death cookie
Feb 9 2011 11:06PM
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