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best. job. ever.

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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
lifeguard...goddamn, i love it. you sit in a chair all day and look at water...its great
and you look so cool because you get to twirl the whistle around your finger...ah yes.


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GIRLS OF NS represent
Jun 13 2004 5:13PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
do 12 yr olds hit on you?
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Jun 13 2004 5:13PM
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alpinecowboy84
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yeah i used to do that, paid to get a tan and tons of jailbaiters flirt with you. i liked it until i realized i was kind of waisting my time.


song of the week to download: 'the rat' by the walkmen

Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
Jun 13 2004 5:15PM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
actually there is a funny story...

1) here in VT, we have a 'bike patrol'...they think they are god's gift to the world because they wear yellow jerseys and ride around on bikes defending our state from crime, they are supposed to be 'helping out the police'. so anyways, its mid-afternoon a few days ago and one bike patroller comes into the pool and was like 'hey girls, hows it going'...and wouldnt leave, he was mackin it up and it was quite hysterical...ok i guess you had to be there




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Jun 13 2004 5:17PM
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depierre
Posts: 1087 - Karma: 6
riiight haha...sounds fun
Jun 13 2004 5:19PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i scoop ice cream for a coffee shop and no one buys any ice cream. i just sit out in front for hours on end reading or playing guitar. its great.





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Jun 13 2004 5:28PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
eat the ice cream^ no1 will notice
skiing rules
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Jun 13 2004 5:30PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
lifegurading is good pay, i wish i lifeguarded, you're pretty much gaurunteed a job too. At a tequila sunrise event at a highschool near mine (it's where you drink tequila until sunrise)some biker cops tried to bust it up, but really, who respects a cop who is so lowely that they don't even ge ta cruiser?
Jun 13 2004 5:32PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
lifeguarding is the life




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Jun 13 2004 5:32PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i saw a guy on a bike riding around with a radar gun in town once... he pulled a guy over racing to catch a ferry... the guy was fucking pissed... then again since the biker cop was just waving and whistling i dont see why the guy didnt just keep going.
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Jun 13 2004 5:36PM
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CallMeAl
Posts: 611 - Karma: 91
i work at a ski/kayak shop. we have a keg in the back room.




Give me Keystone or give me death.
Jun 13 2004 5:46PM
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depierre
Posts: 1087 - Karma: 6
couldnt pass up on that job..steal it
Jun 13 2004 5:58PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i deliver milk...........for 14 hours straight no break yeah it aint easy pulling a 3500lb skid


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jun 13 2004 6:00PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i deliver some milk to your face
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Jun 13 2004 6:02PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
bring it bitch, ill bend you over and crush your guts so hard youll be shitting out your mouth


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jun 13 2004 6:03PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
well fuck i just cant compete with that
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Jun 13 2004 6:05PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
im a lifeguard. we open tmmr, so ive been getting all kinds of hours fixing shit at our pool, i dunno if any of you know how a salt clorination system works, but we had to replace our salt cells, what a bitch. we sent them off to be fixed, and they got destroyed in shipping, and the city only insured them for 500 bucks, ended up having to pay 4500 to get new ones. sweet deal.the new ones they sent us are 1/4 inch longer, and we have pipes that they hook up to, that are pretty stationary. its been shitty.
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Jun 13 2004 6:07PM
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*ELLA*
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 11
Joei! when you working, at what pool, im' working 12:30- 8:30 tommorrow at essex town
~Ella

Messed knees for life

*skiing isn't a sport, it's a lifestyle*

Ella and Lauren: changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
Jun 13 2004 6:50PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
ya i dont want to be a lifeguard, seems like the little kids and sitting in a chair with nothing to do would suck, but delivering pizzas is pimp
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Jun 13 2004 6:52PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
I mow lawns get like 100 a week, no boss or shit liek that i lissen to music, and only work like 8 hours or so











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Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
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Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'
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Jun 13 2004 6:55PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
asac, i work at baskin robbins!!!!! i love that job. its lame to a lot of people, but i get paid hella, and everyone there is so awesome


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Jun 13 2004 6:57PM
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KapitolPhoto
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 3,250
i lifeguard down on the cape, make 11 bucks an hour to tan, its a pretty good job
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Jun 13 2004 6:59PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
my brother lifeguards, and makes so much money for doing pretty much nothing except occasionally helping kids get out of the pool. A ten year old girl told him that he was cute once.

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Jun 13 2004 7:02PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
yeah right, 2 jobs one of thems landscaping at my dads office which kinda sucks but i work in a warehouse too, that job kicks ass.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jun 13 2004 7:03PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
I have 18 mosquito bites
Jun 13 2004 7:04PM
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iamaskier
Posts: 131 - Karma: 10
babysittings where its at, the kids are old enough to do their own shit, and i get paid 100 bucks for looking after them for just the day.
*And for the fragile force of an agile horse, here's a handful of very special chocolate chips.*
Jun 13 2004 7:08PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
^Ya I love babysitting. It's the best when they're young and they sleep the entire time and you don't have to do anything, but you're still getting paid.
Jun 13 2004 8:07PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 74
haha justin mentioned biker cops not being able to break up tequila. well, last year at our tequila, they had cops on 4x4's, and that did the job quite nicely.
however, this year, they only sent out biker cops. yet somehow my friend still managed to get totally beaten down by two of them, as he was carrying around a 26er and 6 joints. he came to school on the last day with shiners, bruises and cuts all over from them tackling him and beating him down with those steel flashlights.

aaaanyways, best job ever: rickshaw runner. i get to charge people whatever i want for simply taking them on a little jog. rickshaw runners can make upwards of $600 a week here in ottawa...

'If Jesus were here, he would command you: stop being and idiot.' -EastCoastPride
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Jun 13 2004 8:24PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
i cut lawns too, i get $75 for less than 2 hours of work. Thats what i call p-i-m-p.

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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
Jun 13 2004 8:34PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
yeah man i get 90 and it only takes me about 2 and a half hours.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jun 13 2004 8:37PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 74
whaaaa? i used to get 10 for an hour of cutting lawns.

'If Jesus were here, he would command you: stop being and idiot.' -EastCoastPride
'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept
Jun 13 2004 8:39PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
cutting lawns makes me sneeze
Jun 13 2004 8:42PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
best job ever is hooker tester. believe that

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
Jun 13 2004 9:14PM
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Snubluck
Posts: 2192 - Karma: 11
I get paid 10 bucks an hour to work in a mini golf shack and watch kids jump on a trampoline 'coaching' them, but i just jump and they don't care, so i get paid to jump on the tramp basically

-at least you went down naked-

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
Jun 13 2004 9:22PM
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