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Katy Perry - You wake up to this...

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Tze.C
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Mr.Kamu
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you sure thats her and if so ill still bang that.
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COrider
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I would.
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.jersey
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meh, im game for it
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Arabian.
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Does she have a penis?
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moth_time
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That's the chick from paranormal activity stupid fucks.
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moth_time
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Chill asshole. It's the internet.

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and in bed.
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Anathema
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i wouldn't be looking at her face, that's for sure

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moth_time
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How are your anal tremors or whatever?
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alexg1687
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teenage dream fail
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CarRamRod
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i dont think he was talking about peeing in her butt, i think he would be looking at the same thing i would be looking at.
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Anathema
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things are great. i appreciate the concern
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Mr.Panda
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Makeup does wonders... if you wake up next to a girl you would understand this.
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Arabian.
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Women are not real. They've become so made up that they can't even bear the sight of themselves without makeup on in the morning.
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alexg1687
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my girlfriend told me i couldn't afford to buy beer anymore. then i caught her spending $100 on makeup. when i asked her about it she said she needed it to look pretty for me. i told her that was what the beer was for.
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Dhane
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you just made my morning. haha
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ESK
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I am sure the rest of her still looks banging so no worries.
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84891jnf92048
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and then she dumped your ass, threw you on the street, and you have to post on NS from library computers.
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alexg1687
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joke fail

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84891jnf92048
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wasnt a joke.
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alexg1687
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yes it was. i honestly couldn't care if my gf spent money on makeup. and if she told me not to buy beer...well you get the picture. it was a joke someone told me a few months back
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Chompo.
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Dam the game
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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i would.
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Deezy
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... dont think i would
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J-Wallz
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quality
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Tze.C
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Crack.
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ahahahahahhahahha
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corona
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12:34 am New Years and calling people out on NSG...
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Canuker
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Its so true. Its actually fucked. I cant count the amount of times ive heard girls say stuff along the lines of "omg you cant see me right now ihave no make up"

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slaydave
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threads... those side by side pics are epic.
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Avifarer
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poluhasuper
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women that look good without makeup are the best, some chicks shouldn't put any on. On the contrary, some girls should wear a brown bag over their head lol
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garrettwiz
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still not believing its her. 
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RubberSoul
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i forgot to congratulate you on a sick new year's first time i looked at this thread
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TheFresher
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mmmmm, still not sure if that was katy
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Laurent.
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Pixie Lott:

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Bukkakeskitrip
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*TURBONERD*
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HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE HUGE
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WaterBottle
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victoriaseim
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hot
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maximiliaan
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doesnt matter how she looks without make up, im still going to marry her...
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Spinoza
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i have a feeling if i touched katy perry she would be sticky, ...not interested





keep this thread up its entertaining
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neutralzombie
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gold.
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victoriaseim
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she kinda looks like tom wallisch
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best.coast
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lady gaga is ugly as fuck with or without makeup on
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skiminnesota
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Brenone
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Brenone
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Brenone
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Thats ^^^ a GIF, Click on it to see how Rolling Stone touched up her photoshoot.
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Sallabillz
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roflrfoflroflrlolololololol
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Ski_the_east01
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i knew those funbags on her chest werent that perky..
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