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powder99
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STUPID STUPID STUPID, i know there are tons of threats but why do they have to make everyone feel like they are a criminal if they arent from America, im just making one connection through San fran from Canada which will put me there for an hour and i have to sign stupid visa shit talk to crazy ass customs officers. I kept screwing up this stupid Visa form and the customs officer kept making me go back to the back of a huge ass line untill i got it right, i just need to vent my anger i havent slept since thursday night and just got off a 14 hour flight to Sydney and am now waiting for my flight to New Zealand. 14 hours is way to long to be on a plane, next time i fly i best be rich so i can fly first class. I am tired ass hell and just slammed 3 red bull so im SO SO SO wiry but still tired its a wierd combination. anyways im out my plane is ready so im off to NZ, my skis better make it there or im going to FLIP
'proud citzen of the NS Isle'
BE YOURSELF
Jun 12 2004 6:04PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
i was really satisfied that i hadn't showered or changed clothes in two days when they made me take my shoes off so they could search them



-Strode



Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Jun 12 2004 6:06PM
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bobdole
Posts: 943 - Karma: 11
crazy americans


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Jun 12 2004 6:07PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
remember the south park when mr. garison comes out with the 'IT'

it was totally queer but everyone agreed it was better than what you go through at the airport

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Jun 12 2004 6:17PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
so can i just get it with out haveing things go in and out of my ass?











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Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'
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Jun 12 2004 6:27PM
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SkiUnit03
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i wish i was going to new zeland, to ski




the term \'fuck you\'actually came from \'pluck yew\' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french
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Jun 12 2004 9:16PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
^ me too
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skiing=radical
Jun 12 2004 9:23PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
hhaah



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Jun 12 2004 10:50PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
if i was promised skiing, i would take a 20 hour flight throught turblance if i had to. And i know how you feel about sexurity. I was going through canadian security to make a flight from ottawa to newfoundland and i had a coat on, so they asked my to take it off. I did, but didnt understand why. Then under the coat i had a sweater that zipped up, and they made me take it off as well. Now i was angery. But that wasnt all they did. They made me drink my coffee as well. They woudlnt let me thoguht till i had drank all of it. I was soo enfuriated (sp?) I hate airports. The funny part is that they wouldnt let my mom take a nail file or tweexers on, but i had some saftey pins holding a bracelte on, and they saw them and didnt care.

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
--->CCR*

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
Jun 12 2004 11:14PM
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Sharpy
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i like how they give you plastic knives and meta lforks on the plane. I think a fork can stab a little better than even a metal butter knife, geez. And someone who wants to take over a plan,e unless they are dumb, would use the plastic guns develoepd by the israelis in order to take it over.
Jun 12 2004 11:17PM
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R.Fahey
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 539
yeah man, u are goin to NZ to ski (well, thats what i got from it) it is prolly all worth it.


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Jun 12 2004 11:20PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
you could use a ceramic gun too. Or just take some anthrax on the plane.

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
Jun 12 2004 11:21PM
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~Sazz~
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Oh ya....most definatley worth it!!!!







NZ FOR SHO!!

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Jun 12 2004 11:22PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
i hate the americans.
Jun 12 2004 11:24PM
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alpinecowboy84
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rarely do i defend the xenophobic actions that typically characterize american diplomacy. however, that whole twin towers thing certainly validates the current paranoia. now, whether or not america deserved it, or even whether or not they dug themselves into it is an entirely different issue.


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Jun 13 2004 12:02AM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
i love how i took a mach 3 and tweezers on my carry on to miami, no problem.
hell, i could have shaved and plucked peoples eyebrows on the plane! damn, those u.s. customs officers need to really step it up.

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Jun 13 2004 12:13AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
My dad walked onto a plane this summer with a swiss army knife in his pocket that he forgot he was carrying. If he had got caught I would to think of all the garbage we would have had to deal with from security.



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there's a war going on? I better grab my gat, I wasn't aware. -Ghostdragon

Armada




Jun 13 2004 12:45AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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damn americans...shit im one but only half


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
Jun 13 2004 7:17AM
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