Replying to funny jokes

ok so what are some of your funniest jokes? i know this has probably been done many times before, but i dont' care. they can be anykind of jokes. heres one

ok so there are these two gay guys and they were just butt fucking. one of the guys takes a brake and goes into the bathroom to get some lube of his cock. the other guys says to him 'don't jack off cuz youll get your jiz all over the bathroom'
so a couple minutes later the guy came out of the bathroom and the bathroom had cum all over it. so the guy who had been waiting said 'i thought i told you no to jack off!' and the person who just came out of the bathroom said 'i didn't, i farted'


its not that funny. but what are some of yours?




the term \'fuck you\'actually came from \'pluck yew\' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french
-Bristolrider