Replying to Butt-hair muffles farts

I shaved my ass on a bet last weekend(Im 24 and have never done so previously) and believe you me, it was quite the swamp-monster.

ever since, my farts have been raunchy as hell(i.e. lots of reverb and balloon knot-clapping) and i think its hilarious.
I scared the shit out of my dog last night as I was going to sleep. she thought it was a demon spawn and went crazy, growling and barking.




explore this idea on your own and discuss here.