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Awkward boners.

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Master_Debater
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name your most awkward time having a boner and the scenario you were in probably a repost but still gonna bring some laughs. also any ideas how ladies can participate?
Dec 28 2010 2:27AM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
^^^its not bold if he doesn't exist
Dec 28 2010 4:39PM
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.frenchy
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I hate when that happens at the beach.. With my family and neighbors.. I TRY to tuck it in under my bathingsuit waistband but its just so damn big, ya know?
Dec 28 2010 4:41PM
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chardi
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why? because your looking at all those guys butts in their tight european swimwear? maybe you should tape a thimble over your french mouse penis you little fag
Dec 28 2010 4:53PM
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.frenchy
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...no u.

Dont be such an asshat.
Dec 28 2010 4:57PM
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CabDoctor
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Dude, you could have done a better insult than that. You need a re-do
Dec 28 2010 4:57PM
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chardi
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i thought it was pretty mean. frenchy why won't you play with me :( ??
Dec 28 2010 4:59PM
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.frenchy
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Hahaha I dont really care. He always does that shit to me, whatever. Lolll
Dec 28 2010 4:59PM
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Lemuel
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Hahahahahahaha. And Frenchy, why do you always feel the need to prove that you like chicks? Its a point where its looking like denial of being gay......
Dec 28 2010 5:01PM
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chardi
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i see your game. may have all of ns fooled, but you can't fool me! i will not back down,



you pussy footing but sector!
Dec 28 2010 5:03PM
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CabDoctor
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Boner - watch more funny videos
Dec 28 2010 5:03PM
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thugaim
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This made me lol out loud.
Dec 28 2010 5:04PM
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.frenchy
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What are you talking about.. Really.. Me and chardi are kidding but youre always a douche to me for some reason..

Oh speaking of awkward and boners, hello peter.
Dec 28 2010 5:05PM
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thugaim
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Yeah man its like 2 bowling balls and a toothpick down there...
Dec 28 2010 5:05PM
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.frenchy
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made me laugh out loud..
Dec 28 2010 5:08PM
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chardi
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were not kidding! frenchy sent me a picture of his penis hoping i would become is gay e-lover, but i wasn't impressed so now he is stalking me and 179 hellbent on revenge
Dec 28 2010 5:12PM
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cwillygood
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hahahahaha funny thread
Dec 28 2010 5:16PM
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Lemuel
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Anyone else see the resemblance? Maybe it deserves its own thread.

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LOL

Dec 28 2010 5:17PM
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FBGM
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im lying on the couch reading this with one of my legs bent, so my knee is pointing up under my blanket and my brother goes "damn, look at this awkward boner"

bahaha
Dec 28 2010 5:17PM
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.frenchy
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fuck. you.
Dec 28 2010 5:18PM
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CabDoctor
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did you have your legs crossed and were you kicking your legs back and forth.................you know what Im talking about
Dec 28 2010 5:19PM
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Milksteak
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ahhahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Dec 28 2010 5:19PM
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FBGM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dec 28 2010 5:19PM
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General_Ripper
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Dec 28 2010 5:28PM
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General_Ripper
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Broners are really awkward this happens to me alot....
Dec 28 2010 5:28PM
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General_Ripper
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dammit FOD site sucks. Triple post. and just go to FOD and watch the broner video bc I cant emmbed. Sorry for ruining the thread

Dec 28 2010 5:33PM
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FBGM
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well that would actually mean both of my legs would've been crossed.
Dec 28 2010 5:33PM
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SteezyOhio
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gotta love when the boner gets awkward.
Dec 28 2010 5:33PM
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chardi
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yes! i was trying to find that video before but i couldn't find it on youtube. thank you!!


and for the record, this all started when frenchy cock slapped me and broke my jaw, then proceeded to have sex with my two sisters.
Dec 28 2010 5:33PM
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.frenchy
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Quit talking about me, sheesh.

lol
Dec 28 2010 5:36PM
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cwillygood
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o man o man thats horrible
Dec 28 2010 5:47PM
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ISellMeth
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This whole song
Dec 28 2010 5:53PM
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little1337
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Dec 28 2010 6:18PM
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1337
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olololololololoololololololol most awkward boner ever
Dec 28 2010 6:30PM
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chardi
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i laughed out loud
Dec 28 2010 6:32PM
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.nasty
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this loser kid in my gym class back in 7th grade was laying on the floor flat at full mass... awkward for everyone...
Dec 28 2010 6:32PM
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Arabian.
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Please bitch. Everything I say is sig worthy.
Dec 28 2010 7:42PM
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CarRamRod
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not that...
Dec 28 2010 8:01PM
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PeterWojnar
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Actually I do believe that was sig-worthy. You see, everything Brohatma_Ghandi says is sig-worthy.
Dec 28 2010 8:02PM
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Peach.
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I'm pretty sure it's everyone on newschoolers life long goal to get them selves in someones sig. If you do you can die happy.
Dec 28 2010 8:10PM
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PeterWojnar
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Congratulations, you can now die happy. BTW, I'm removing you from my sig after this post.
Dec 28 2010 8:12PM
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Arabian.
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I'm in like 8 people's sigs.
Dec 28 2010 8:14PM
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tuna.
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sig'd.
Dec 28 2010 8:21PM
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dompuch
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hahahah hell yeah
Dec 28 2010 9:05PM
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Jack_Mc
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no normal person has a shlong that big haha
Dec 28 2010 10:15PM
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jibnut
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If I ever get a boner, it will be very awkward...
Dec 28 2010 10:20PM
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Jack_Mc
Posts: 144 - Karma: 13
you are hot
Dec 28 2010 10:27PM
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theWIZARD
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this shall be a legendary meme/\
Dec 28 2010 10:36PM
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ROOS.
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i was at the gym and i saw a dude get one while he was doing the bench press, i guess he was just really excited to be lifting weights, anyway awkward for everybody i think in that situation
Dec 29 2010 12:00AM
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p-fo
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i dont have any really bad ones. but i hate being at a friends house in the morning and getting morning wood. fuckin sucks
Dec 29 2010 12:49AM
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Anathema
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that's the great thing about having a girlfriend

'hey babe, random boner. wanna help me out here?'

'guhhhhhhh again?!'

:O)

Dec 29 2010 12:52AM
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