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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
name your most awkward time having a boner and the scenario you were in probably a repost but still gonna bring some laughs. also any ideas how ladies can participate?
Dec 28 2010 2:27AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
none of mine are awkward. flaunt it if youve got it
Dec 28 2010 2:29AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
spotted awkward boners
encounters with awkward bpners
Dec 28 2010 2:29AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
i like your style. +k
Dec 28 2010 2:29AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
my embarrassing boner stories all involve morning wood. good morning world
Dec 28 2010 2:29AM
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kenzieann
Posts: 1535 - Karma: 391
i'm a massage therapist... its surprise sometimes when you flip some clients over. awkwarddd

its only happened like twice that i've known about... but the spa i worked at before had really thick dubet blankets.
Dec 28 2010 2:31AM
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Steezy.Taught.Me
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3rd period math class....everyday around the same time.
Dec 28 2010 2:32AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
dude no way i have the same umm how should i say...priveledge? no matter what period every year science class.
Dec 28 2010 2:33AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
classic example
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Dec 28 2010 2:36AM
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AR7rider.
Posts: 261 - Karma: 16
I would not get a boner if you were my therapist. I'm really not surprised it doesn't happen more.
Dec 28 2010 2:36AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
ya a little bit uncalled for
Dec 28 2010 2:48AM
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Yack
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http://awkwardboners.com

you're welcome
Dec 28 2010 2:48AM
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CabDoctor
Posts: 602 - Karma: 9
Yeah just walk around like its nothing. If a girl looks down at it and then back at you just wink and smile. She'll think she did that to you and be putty in your hands. Girls love thinking they turned a guy on with just their looks
Dec 28 2010 2:49AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
well you are a doctor...
Dec 28 2010 2:52AM
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TPalms
Posts: 859 - Karma: 252
WHAT. Are you serious? She's really really cute.
Dec 28 2010 2:58AM
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B-runge
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buahahaha
Dec 28 2010 3:06AM
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CabDoctor
Posts: 602 - Karma: 9
Did you touch it?
Dec 28 2010 3:10AM
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kenzieann
Posts: 1535 - Karma: 391
not in my line of work.. however, i hear there is a place in slc that the guys have the option of going further than fixing muscle imbalances.
Dec 28 2010 3:10AM
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CabDoctor
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To bad I'm in Tahoe :-(
Dec 28 2010 3:14AM
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kenzieann
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closer to SLC then i am!
Dec 28 2010 3:14AM
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CabDoctor
Posts: 602 - Karma: 9
I still say flaunt it
Dec 28 2010 3:25AM
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CabDoctor
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I think the Ref has one too
Dec 28 2010 3:28AM
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buddychaps
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http://www.awkwardboners.com/
Dec 28 2010 3:43AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,948
Dibs.
Dec 28 2010 3:52AM
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Bungholio
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lol dancing with the stars fail...
Dec 28 2010 3:54AM
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Dwight_Schrute
Posts: 579 - Karma: 18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-6kThkmiQc&feature=player_embedded#!
Dec 28 2010 8:15AM
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_Ryan_
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 3,192
one day i was hanging out with some hot girls in short shorts/ TNA's, they were dancing and being all hyper. me and some friends were sitting on a bench watching...... one of them bent over ot get somthing and i saw their thong... so of course i got a boner. in track pants, i put it in my waist band and it stayed for a bit. but then one of them decided to sit on my lap and it escaped, luckily they diddnt feel it. but needless to say it  was super akward 
Dec 28 2010 9:04AM
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315jibber94
Posts: 880 - Karma: -39
hahaha not something to brag aboutt if they didnt feel it lol
Dec 28 2010 9:07AM
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Darth_Veeder
Posts: 1054 - Karma: -26
My thredz
Dec 28 2010 9:48AM
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rudager
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I act like this

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Dec 28 2010 9:50AM
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-Dan
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damn you!
Dec 28 2010 10:06AM
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_Ryan_
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lool , i didnt think that one through, nevermind, what really happened was.... she was launched off of my lap because i flexed, then she was like wow thats impressive, then i got laid. the end
Dec 28 2010 10:15AM
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rudager
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if only every day ended like this
Dec 28 2010 10:17AM
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Dec 28 2010 11:37AM
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Lemuel
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Hahahahahaha that is the funniest site. I happened to come across one called "sword fight"........... I'm guessing you know what was going on in the pic. That is when I stopped looking.
Dec 28 2010 11:53AM
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soulskier
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anyone have a good nurse story? or just make one up for entertainment purposes, winner gets an e-cookie
Dec 28 2010 2:19PM
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chardi
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you only think she didn't feel it, but she felt it. and she liked it.
Dec 28 2010 2:25PM
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JIBpsy^^
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I got shot in the shoulder and when i went to the hospital a bangin nurse walked in to get a blood sample and she ended up getting more than just blood.  BOOOM

^ not real

Dec 28 2010 2:28PM
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switchington
Posts: 277 - Karma: 14
broke my wrist rollerblading (no homo :P) and it was such a nasty break i had to have an operation to have the splints put in or something
when i woke up there was this hotty of a nurse bending over me playing with my junk

ok the junk playing was a lie but she was bending over me. :D
bohohoner...
Dec 28 2010 2:31PM
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Canadaski
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Dec 28 2010 2:37PM
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Canadaski
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Dec 28 2010 2:39PM
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shocker611
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haha my best friend wiped with the wrong leaf back in high school at a party. Needless to say he got an infection on his balls and they swelled up like balloons. I guess he had to go in to get ultrasounds or whatever on his balls and the nurse was sexy every time and of course a boner ensued. Worse part about it is he must have been naked at the time
Dec 28 2010 2:47PM
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AHSkier
Posts: 563 - Karma: 42
thanks for bringing that up +k
8th period math class around 3:00 I started bringing my puffyest jacket to that class
Dec 28 2010 3:07PM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312
8th grade at a soccer game, im a a benchwarmer, i was chillin when i saw a fat kid on the field with a boner. laughing my ass off, hes trying to hide while hes running. though i have had awkward boners i have never had something that bad to me
Dec 28 2010 3:12PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9640 - Karma: 150
Awkward boners are the best. Nothing beats walking into a crowded space with your meat flag at full mast.
Dec 28 2010 3:16PM
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SkiThe603
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waking up at a friends house and walking around with one, then you see his mom or sister, gets awkward
Dec 28 2010 3:40PM
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thugaim
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I find I can just do the ol' *tuck it under your waistband* trick as long as i'm wearing jeans... Also i have an exceptionally small penis so that helps too.
Dec 28 2010 3:49PM
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switchington
Posts: 277 - Karma: 14
you clearly havent tried lycra...
Dec 28 2010 3:50PM
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deepvoice
Posts: 268 - Karma: 700
+k Big balls for Admitting what most hear will never say
Dec 28 2010 3:59PM
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oreopancake.
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you have big balls for a guy with a small dick for saying that.
Dec 28 2010 4:01PM
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black_mamba
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sigged
Dec 28 2010 4:12PM
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