awe man cancer is so hard to get rid of. i once knew a guy who had cancer and he cancered so hard cancer started coming out of his cancer so in the end i learned that if you cancer a little too hard cancer could cancer the shit out of you so its best to
NOT BE RETARDED AND GET FUCKING CANCER
cause if you get cancer your hair falls out and girls will think your doing a shitty impersonation of Lex Luthor and really? who the fuck likes that guy, he just goes around and does douchy things to the world. you'll never get laid if you have lex luthor syndrome (cancer).
also i'd like to point out that cancer is a disease and if not treated can often lead to unspeakable amounts of bloody poops and faggotry. so in conclusion cancer sorta sucks and makes you a fag