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trippysheep
Posts: 63 - Karma: 10
how do you become a millionaire in Aspen?

start off as a billionaire


How does a snowboarder first introduce himself?

sorry bro
Dec 26 2010 9:18PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Lol at the first one.  Second one isn't funny at all unless you're telling it to some crotchety old man, he might think it's funny.
Dec 26 2010 9:20PM
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Zvarenza_724
Posts: 206 - Karma: 13
I thought it was funny
Dec 26 2010 9:23PM
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 147
Haha they were both good
Dec 26 2010 9:27PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179
haha great
Dec 26 2010 9:42PM
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trippysheep
Posts: 63 - Karma: 10
i dont get it
Dec 26 2010 9:58PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,797
hahah
Dec 26 2010 9:59PM
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trippysheep
Posts: 63 - Karma: 10
yeah. i just dont get it. why cant he do origami?
Dec 26 2010 10:05PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179
wow the oragami is hurting my head wtf.

terra-dacktill

terra-bull-at-oragami?
terra-bull-at-folding?

cmon man
Dec 26 2010 10:07PM
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hwagner
Posts: 274 - Karma: 8
how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb??????
















one to do it






10 to say they did it





lol
Dec 26 2010 10:09PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
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Dec 26 2010 10:15PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,030
Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of babies?

I take my shoes off when I jump on the Trampoline.
Dec 26 2010 10:19PM
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je_mapelle
Posts: 157 - Karma: 11
how did the blonde chick break her legs raking the leaves??








she fell out the tree. anyone fancy some bum love PM me (massive homo). JMAP.
Dec 26 2010 10:55PM
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je_mapelle
Posts: 157 - Karma: 11
wait i dont get which part you mean?
Dec 26 2010 11:05PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
i take my shoes off for both, i love that pulped flesh feeling squishing between my toes.
Dec 27 2010 2:23AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
A girl was getting her weekly grocerys for the week when she finally reaches the till. The cashier puts through her order as usual but notices a few items which stand out. "You're single arn't you" he says, "yes" she replies, "how did you know?"

"You're fucking ugly" he replies.
Dec 27 2010 2:34AM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,030
Ill have to try that next time


How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?









Depends on how thin you slice them.
Dec 27 2010 2:48AM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
Why was the blonde painter wearing two winter jackets?


The paint can said "For best results, put on two coats."
Dec 27 2010 2:54AM
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ghick
Posts: 429 - Karma: 149
what did the leper say to the prostitute?

keep the tip.


what do you get if you put a baby in the microwave?

i don't know i was too busy masturbating.


happy holidays everybody!
Dec 27 2010 2:55AM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,030
Aaah Adding this one to my arsenal.


How do you make a dead baby float?


Take your foot off of it's head.
Dec 27 2010 2:59AM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
what's long, thin and green and smells like pork?

kermit the frog's fingers



whats the difference between a baby and a freezer?

you can stick your meat in a freezer and it wont cry



what did one paedophile say to the other?

ill swap you two 5s for a 10
Dec 27 2010 9:01AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
why do you put the baby in the blender feet first?

so you can stare into its eyes will you masturbate
Dec 27 2010 9:05AM
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trippysheep
Posts: 63 - Karma: 10
you guys are nasty.
Dec 27 2010 12:55PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
the last five posts were outrageously disgisting
Dec 27 2010 3:22PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
whats brown an sticky?










a stick.






















jk, your moms ass hole after i visit
Dec 27 2010 3:25PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
never really got the humor in the dead baby jokes
Dec 27 2010 3:26PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
DUDE thats fucked.

how do you get dead babies out of a blender?



TORTILLA CHIPS
Dec 27 2010 3:28PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
whats the difference between a ferrari and a garbage can filled with dead babies?

i dont have a ferrari in my garage
Dec 27 2010 3:46PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
you guys are allowed to post stuff other than dead baby jokes
Dec 27 2010 3:56PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7147 - Karma: 52,281
put it in a glass of rootbeer
Dec 27 2010 4:02PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
BAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dec 27 2010 4:06PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

ok i know one joke.

there's a mollusk, see, and he walks up to a sea..... well he doesn't walk up, he swims up... well actually the mollusk isn't moving. he's in one place, and then the sea cucumber.. well they.. ok im mixed up. there was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. none of them were walking so forget that i said that

(interruption, attention is diverted elsewhere. end attempt at lame joke)

Dec 27 2010 4:10PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,302
What worse them ten babies nailed to one tree?

One baby nailed to ten trees.


How many babies does it take to paint a barn?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Dec 27 2010 4:25PM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
these 2 are pretty messed up but still hahaha
Dec 27 2010 4:56PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 258
this is fucking brilliant haha
Dec 27 2010 4:58PM
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switchington
Posts: 277 - Karma: 14
what's better than swinging a bay around at 300 mph?



stopping it with a shovel.
Dec 27 2010 4:59PM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
whats the hardest part about snowboarding???
































telling your parents youre gaaay..
Dec 27 2010 5:26PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
c-c-c-combo breaker
Dec 27 2010 5:38PM
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switchington
Posts: 277 - Karma: 14
it's like bailing on skate.
Dec 27 2010 5:41PM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
what combo was just broken?
Dec 27 2010 6:28PM
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thugaim
Posts: 2181 - Karma: 33
How do you make a 5 year old girl cry twice?
















Wipe your bloody cock on her teddy bear.
Dec 27 2010 6:31PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457

what does a transformer use as as alarm clock?

dubstep

Dec 27 2010 6:34PM
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.seb.
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 597
now thats just dirty ahah
Dec 27 2010 6:35PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
i lol'ed kinda sorta not really at all, you suck
Dec 27 2010 6:52PM
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Xave
Posts: 2672 - Karma: 18
What's 12 inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night?
Crib death.


How do you make a mime yell?
Throw a brick at his face.


What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Burning to death.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Dec 27 2010 7:05PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
all the dead baby jokes
Dec 27 2010 7:09PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 33
the first one befuddled me
Dec 27 2010 7:10PM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
So a guy is walking along the beach and sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying there in the sand next to the ocean, crying. He walks up to her and asks, "Whats wrong?" She says, "I've never been fucked before".

So he picks her up and throws her in.

How is Obama like Simba?

One's an African lion, one's a lyin African.
Dec 27 2010 7:14PM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
whats the best part about fucking twenty-three year olds?



theres twenty of them
Dec 27 2010 9:23PM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
what's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies?

i take off my cleats when i jump on a trampoline.

Dec 27 2010 9:28PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
i dont get either of them :(
Dec 27 2010 9:32PM
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