Replying to drinking lectures

So i got busted for drinking in the dorms like 2 weeks before the end of the year and they find me guilty and usually the first time they are like don't do it again, but the stupid bitch RA made sure that I got the full punishment and now i have to take an alcohol class by october! or they will kick me outta school. how fucking stupid is this. i'm not even living in the dorms next year i'm off campus so it dosen't even matter, that stupid bitch! i should go to the class drunk!
the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend