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The Most Diabolical playa hata this side of the mt hood
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is none other than the nigga of my life Tim durtschi, I was teaching him how to lipslide 270 on to a down box and the nigga greases up his shorts and catches an edge and is fucked up and cant ski for a while, so we basically went around and played with your mothas pubic hair, and ate some looming girdwoodian cootch while mastering the ghetto art form of macaroni and cheez
You nee's ta diversify yo bonds nikka
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tim stole my gloves.
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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.
**NWFT**
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talib would be really proud of you
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Everyone pour some out for my dog Gideon Schmitt, if only we could all be a little more like him.
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nigga... your women look like a pack of skittles
well id say soemthing about your women, but it looks as if you ate them.
there's a reason its called snowboarding......it's snowing!!!
-dumbass xgames anouncer
now the only thing to make my life complete is to turn ur face into a toilet seat.....im gonna piss on it.
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tripleback go fucking break your neck you cockfucker. i hope a big black man with a 14 inch cock rapes you for three weeks straight. replacing blood that will be pouring form your ass and feeding you just enough to keep you alive
AMA-RIP
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nigga get off my turf hahahahaah
first chair at KT every pow day
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basically..... you need to shut up
SMITHOBERMEYERFIJI
Poppin' them thangs!
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poor baby, im with wiener on this one.
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well i havent climbed everest but i have fucked a married chick.
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yeeeaaa, whhhhhhat, ooooooookkk
I don't know where i'm going or where i'll end up but i'm going fast.
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oh my god, i swear, thats the fukin most lame thing ever, good jesus lord almighty, stop copying dave chappelle, god, its not as if every person in the lower 48 states and parts of alaska havent heard that bich.
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well i havent climbed everest but i have fucked a married chick.
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i know you have a tape of those three words that you listen to every night while you touch yourself and you love it
I don't know where i'm going or where i'll end up but i'm going fast.
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rocketboy shut the hell up
w.m.h
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this post is absolutely retarded
Jeff
Poniverus
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I LOVE NS
girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla
WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES
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more celery please
'Surrender pronto, or we will level toronto.'- Canadian Bacon
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ahahahaa
dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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Isn't timbo in AK? You lie, poser.
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^troy is from there too ... i think.
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Afterlame, fall 04
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i have no clue wat this post is about
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take no prisoners
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OOHH HAPPY DAYZ, oohh happy days
Nick
Pulled up, stop parked, rims still spinnin, valat lookin like he in the game and must be winnin
'Everything i say is a lie......except that.....and that' -Peter
'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis
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Tim is my boyfriend, I saw him first!
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I met troy at high north and he seemed like a pretty chill guy but NS seems to make him a little bit crazy in the head
'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
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yeah, troy was funny at HN last summer. He royally fucked up his lip on the roller-coaster rail, it was nuts
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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
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wiener.. hahah, props..
apestead.. props.
the end.
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yeah that was crazy when he fucked up his lip, I think he came up a little short on a corked 5 as opposed to fucking it up on the rollercoaster but that's not important really. I just remember him sitting in the tent waiting for the patrol to take him to get stitches in his mouth and Seth Morrison walking over eating a bag of chips and asking him if he wanted some, it was funny shit
'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
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oh yeah, maybe that was it, but i do remember seeing him sitting under the tent with his teeth sticking out of his lip. that was nasty
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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
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you and the rest of the world arent dave chappelle.
it got old when old men at volleyball games were unenthusiastically saying 'yeah' and 'okay', as if they actually knew what it was about.
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'becuz atomick gives him more sstickerz so he is more spansczord'
-YAMATOM9 on why Mikael Deschaneux would go to Atomic
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troys lip is still fuked
Alaska pride
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^OMG ITS TIMMY DIRTSKI
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
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shit!
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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.
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they make wiggers in alaska?
God is an American.
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^rap makes wiggers all around the world
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yeah.
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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.
**NWFT**
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wiggerism is a disease.. it can be cured.
i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
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