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Nug on the cookie plate

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heFF
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anyone have younger siblings so you're' family still puts milk and cookies out for santa?...if you know your parents blaze..sneak a nug on the tray once everyone goes to sleep...christmas present for parents, considered done
Dec 24 2010 11:32PM
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steezysteeze
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this made me lol? yes

Dec 24 2010 11:34PM
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.seb.
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lawl. good idea
Dec 24 2010 11:36PM
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no_steeze
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my parents don't blaze so it'd just be awkward and end terribly
Dec 24 2010 11:43PM
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ThaLetterM.
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santa probably gives thanks and praise
Dec 24 2010 11:43PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Or you could smoke it, and eat the milk and cookies. then go back to sleep and your parents would just assume your little siblings are assholes for not putting it out...
Dec 24 2010 11:45PM
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Scott0_robot0
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wait santa doesnt exist??????
Dec 24 2010 11:45PM
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heFF
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good plan, but tryin to hook the rents up
Dec 24 2010 11:46PM
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Captain_Slow
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lol'd, id prob end up smoking it though.
Dec 24 2010 11:46PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Should've put a SPOILER ALERT in the title...
Dec 24 2010 11:47PM
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klayer_9
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this just would not end well in my house.
Dec 24 2010 11:51PM
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blong131
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edibles ftw.
Dec 25 2010 12:08AM
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RubberSoul
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maybe ive had too much wine but that made me laugh
Dec 25 2010 12:33AM
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Big_Meech
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Dec 25 2010 12:39AM
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the_moderaper
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Dec 25 2010 1:52AM
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Peach.
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You now have to look at it again.





Dec 25 2010 1:55AM
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lahnabonny
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lololol
Dec 25 2010 1:57AM
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skithesprings
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i know my dad used to blaze because i found some shitty mids in his sock drawer once. i just want to leave him a nug of these dank headies i just picked up today, i just feel like for some reason he's never had really really good weed, but i also think id get in a shitload of trouble.
Dec 25 2010 2:00AM
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Peach.
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give it a shot. Attach a sticky note that says merry Christmas dad.

Let me know how it turns out. If you get in trouble tell him some kid from the internet told you to. I'm sure he will understand
Dec 25 2010 2:03AM
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siversex
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^word. that makes perfect sense

Dec 25 2010 2:08AM
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the_moderaper
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Both parts of this actually sound like a seriously legitimate idea. Give it a shot bro, just give him the old "its fine in moderation" thing and he'd probably be almost happy for you.
Dec 25 2010 2:36AM
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notadoctor
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not tonight but during the break me and my brother are planning on getting high with our dad. He used to smoke and I'm pretty sure he knows we do so when we are out ice fishing we're just gonna bust out a fat j and ask if he wants to join. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Dec 25 2010 2:44AM
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the_moderaper
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Have you ever taken a fishing hook to the nipple by an angry father?

Personally, I'd just tell him that you know he used to do it, and that you both do it, and want to know if he still does do it. If positive answers come, ask if he's interested in some "herbal bonding".

I wouldn't just whip out a j seeing as how he may not be able to smoke because his job drug tests him or simply because he doesn't want to re-enter something that was hard for him to break out of and I wouldn't want to be gone with my dad completely sober next to me.
Dec 25 2010 2:49AM
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Rockhound
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well played +k
Dec 25 2010 3:10AM
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Kalispelljim
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bump
Apr 27 2017 2:19PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I was watching this vid and the guy knows all the spots up here. I was like geez, cork 7 off blackjack, pretty recent video, why haven't I seen this guy up at the bird before. Now i know. :( least I can do is bump this thread for you. Never met you but holy shit ive watched this vid like 6 times for spots and never figured it out until I looked you up for more footy that you were gone. Fuck man https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/928554/matt-heffernan-at-snowbird
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