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You're not Dave Chapelle, and you're not funny
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http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle
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bullshit
'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women
'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.
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yeah man, seen it. maddox is THE man.
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Finally! SOMEONE! THANK GOD!
-at least you went down naked-
no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
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haha some kid said that in a forum like a mont ago and i posted that, maddox is sick
eddie stevens is cool, hey my name is eddie
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Well, Ive been getting a little tired of the asses around here saying that shit.
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amen the that. it was funny like the first 2.546847 seconds after the segment aired on the show then it got old cuz everyone repeated it constantly
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Recipe for making an ass of yourself:
1. Become as gay as possible.
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3. Drink the bong water.
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thats true, but this guy seems like hes got something stuck up his ass or something. i dont think its bad to quote chappelle, but when fags who never watched the show before run around saying, 'im rick james, bitch,' its gay.
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Chappelle's Show Cult...BITCHES
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Yea all the fuckers who emulate that show make it not funny! It pisses me off i even saw some kids wearing shirts that say im rick james bitch! Its overkil even DAVE himself hates it!
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Jesus... maddox is fucking hilarious.
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i like the graph that displays the number of people who ARENT dave chapelle.
ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed
-hoodratz47
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the thing is there are sooooo many fucking morons that do that. a good friend of mine used to say it literally 50 to 100 times a night when he got drunk, it became nauseating after a while - BUT HE STILL FUCKING DOES IT.
the way i see it, the further you get from that shows original air time the bigger the moron is for still saying it. my friend is a pretty big moron.
song of the week to download: 'love will tear us apart' by joy division.
Jimmie Dimmick: 'I'm not a cob of corn, so you can stop buttering me up. I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, all right? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes out shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the expensive gourmet stuff because when I drink it I like to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.'
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im rick james bitch
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'Im Rick James bitch' is way over-used for sure...but all the Lil Jon stuff is great, my friends and I just say it making fun of him, really all you hear in his songs are 'yeaaaah', 'okaaaaaay', and 'whaat?' Oh man, that guy has some real talent
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WHAT!?! YEAAYAHH!!
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haha... so true
Lately it occurs to me... what a long strange trip its been....
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shit dave chappelle of be-mag fame??? ha ha
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actually im sick of hearing the lil john shit the kids at my school do it allllll the time its fucking annoying
teem bousquet
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Basically any catchy phrase chappelle has ever used is now horribily and terribly annoying...lil john quotes, rick james quotes...all obnoxious now.
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haha that site is awesome
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They say you can rap about anything but Jesus
That means guns, sex, lies, video tapes
But if I talk about God my record won't get played?
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hey i got 1 word for you bitch
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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
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Every fucker under the sun says quoets from that show...its only funny once.
FARP
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-Dane Cook.
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amen! This also applies to the simpsons and south park.
Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
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what did the 5 fingers say to the face?
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me gusta cabeza
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i hate you
-at least you went down naked-
no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
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south park is used alot to, like he said ^^^ SHE srry cartman is used a shit load to much
dodey
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ya its overused, people do the 'i smoke rocks' thing too or pretty much anything from that show. It was funny when only cool people watched it and knew about it, but once every idiot started watching chappelles show in my school it got out of hand. oh and maddux does have something stuck up his ass, although he is hilarious he really seems exactly like what he hates, a whining nerd.
Forty-fos, calicos, thats how all my gangstas roll
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IM RICK JAMES BITCH!!!!!!ahahahahahhaa that is so funny.....i did some reasearch and blahblah blah out of blah blah people arent chapelle so SHUT THE FUCK UPahahahhahahahah
dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hwhat
OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Wu Tang Clan
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i sing the pee on you song instead
Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
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i saw that, and every other one on maddox
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REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
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the graph is classic
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'see, this is what's wrong with newschoolers these days, i try to start a shittalking war, and nobody bites the bait'-noteefa
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i like the pictures kids drew on his site and the comments he makes about them. its so funny
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read his hate mail section, ahaha its awesome to read his responses.
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i think dave chapell is extremely funny but i think his show/the whole genre of those show(mad tv ewgh) just suck balls. but his stand up is great
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