i fractured my damn ankle yesterday skateboarding i ollied a gap and my back foot caught and rolled. hurts like a bitch, but i got hydrokodine for that :) anyway so now im stuck imobilized for 4-6 weeks, unless i feel like power walking with my crutches.
'i thought i was eating them when i downed 15 shots of tequila in 20 minutes no one believed me that i was eating them but i seemed to think i really was then i dissapeared for a while and no one knew where i was until i came screaming back in the house asking me what was wrong and i told them i got a raped by a cop and he slit my asshole open with a razorblade and fucked me even harder'
-lateralis