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bigairhuckster3
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i might have a drug test in a few days for a job.....i havnt smoked weed since saturday. i only took like 8 hits or so. how long will it take for this to get out of my system. heres a few things that might help...i was skiing and hiking in 90 degree weather....so i sweat a ton for 3 days straight becuase it was hiking and it was damn hot. im also pretty tall and lanky 6'1 175lbs. and that was the only time i puffed since like january. any help would be great...thanks



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Jun 9 2004 10:15AM
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KingShit
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Your fucked if you decide to do this on your own, dont let other people tell you that you are going to be fine cause that is too big of a risk to take.... Go to your local heads up shop and buy some 420 cleaner, also go to a pharmacy and get nysen and start taking that shit NOW! Drink lots and lots and lots of water, before your test drink shitload of water to dilute the THC as much as possible, besides that there is nothing you can do...

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Jun 9 2004 10:22AM
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*ELLA*
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Weed can stay in your system for up to 3 months.... your fucked
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Jun 9 2004 10:26AM
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KingShit
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^ Your fucked you stupid fucking cunt, no one gives out hair tests for no random reason its just going to be a regular UA test...

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Jun 9 2004 10:29AM
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wntrwill
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Don't drink a shitload right before the test because if you piss out some seriously diluted shit then it can void the test, and you'll get a different form of testing quite possibly. This is depending on the rigors of the testing your going through.
Jun 9 2004 10:31AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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if it's at a place like mcdonalds I don't think it's gonna be a very big deal.


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Jun 9 2004 1:10PM
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bigairhuckster3
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 15
its not at mcdonalds....its a building suppuly company



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Jun 9 2004 1:27PM
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SkiUnit03
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see if you can delay the date of the test



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Jun 9 2004 2:15PM
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bigairhuckster3
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 15
i really cant because they want me working monday.....and its at my dads work...so i think im fucked



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Jun 9 2004 2:17PM
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KillerMonkey
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Drink a lot of water to flush it out of your system




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Jun 9 2004 3:47PM
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freeze_and_burn
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ya ur screwed buddy! good luck tho!
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Jun 9 2004 3:47PM
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asac
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drink lots of water. but make sure you don't drink to much because like 8 gallons in one hour can kill you. it makes your brain swell.





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Jun 9 2004 3:49PM
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dspin7x
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Fucking dumbest thing i have ever heard^

Seriously ASAC that was retarded...i at least hope you were trying to be funny and not serious.

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Jun 9 2004 3:54PM
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asac
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its true dumbass. you CAN die from brain swelling if you drink ridiculous amounts of water in a short period of time.





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Jun 9 2004 3:58PM
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Apple
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yah, it happens to marathon runners who think they are only replacing the water they lost, but then it throws off the sodium/potasium balance so much that it stops nurons from firing... meaning you die.

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Jun 9 2004 4:01PM
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CameIToeJam
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hes right, water can kill you...but dude, does your dad know you smoke?? cause if not, you may want to tell him straight up before the test, it'll be easier on him to hear it from you than from the drug tester



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Jun 9 2004 4:02PM
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weazelzb
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^very true




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Jun 9 2004 4:05PM
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freeze_and_burn
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^ i agree with that dude! just tell ur dad! hey i told my folks well i didnt but my sister did (evil bitch) lol! dude just tell ur dad and be like im sorry it was the only time and i wont do it again! play innocent!
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Jun 9 2004 4:05PM
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skiierman
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man everyone who says you can just 'sweat' or 'drink' weed outta your system is really fucking dumb and have no idea about drugs. here is the truth dumbasses, it stays in your system for 2 weeks, nothing you can do to get it out but wait. OK??? cant flush it out. fuckin idiots.



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Jun 9 2004 4:32PM
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Lateralis
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when you drink too much water it throws off the sodium balance in your body and causes your brain to swell, this is also known as HYOPNETREMIA!


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Jun 9 2004 4:44PM
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twix_182
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idea!!! okay, either go back in time and dont smoke, or get sum1 else to pee in a jar, take it with you. when u go to the bathroom to pee in the cup, put that in instead. tada




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Jun 9 2004 4:49PM
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steeze_it_up
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^ haha thats genious

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Jun 9 2004 4:52PM
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*ELLA*
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Yea, my friend tried to drink 8 glasses of water (recommended amount) in one sitting and she passed out cuz all of her vitamins and minerals were basically washed away... she was a lot younger of course
~Ella

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Jun 9 2004 4:53PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
go with the get someone else to pee in the cup idea! ITS FOR SURE to work ! just find someone that doesnt umm do drugs and dont get a guy to do it...
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Jun 9 2004 5:11PM
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lightingfarts
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drinking water doesn't flush your system, it dilutes your piss so not as much thc shows up. the thc is stored in your fat cells and you can't get rid of them. excercise is good. drinking water is good. anything with vitamin b will make your piss yellow cause the water will make it clear, and the tester will be suspicious. using someone else's pee isn't even 100% fool proof, but you could try.
Jun 9 2004 5:14PM
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twix_182
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and to the addition of the hav esum1 pee in the jar instead. after u put it in a jar, put that in one of those thermofoam container things. not only will it look like ur keeping a drink in there, but it will also keep the pee warm inside. so the doctors wont wonder why it is cold




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Jun 9 2004 5:23PM
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SkiUnit03
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or when you pee in the cup, you could like add water. to dilute it....ok...dumb idea



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Jun 9 2004 5:51PM
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HelloThisIsDylan
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hahahaha. your fucked dude.



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Jun 9 2004 5:55PM
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martockpublicenemy
Posts: 2284 - Karma: 11
do what twix 182 says
Jun 9 2004 6:37PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
defintely just have a clean friend piss in a condom for you, tape it to ur balls and put that shit in. pretty much the only way out so late in the game
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you ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill...on weed? oh thats some crazy shit man...there's a dude in the bushes! has he got a gun? i dunno! RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO
Jun 9 2004 7:11PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ that sounds kinda gay to me...



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Jun 9 2004 7:39PM
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tahoeskier.
Posts: 1370 - Karma: 67
^it does sound kind of gay, but hey if it works who cares
Jun 9 2004 7:50PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
true dat



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Jun 9 2004 7:51PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
okay...

-Drink propel..has niacin

-Cranberry juice- ??

-lots of H20

-exercise a lot, main point is sweating.

-Morning of drug test, take aspirin, vit C and B.

It all depends on how fat you are, and if you consistantly smoked in the past. If you smoked only occaisonaly you should be fine. Myself on the other hand, may be fucked for my job.





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Jun 9 2004 8:07PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
GET GOLDEN SEAL. it works like a charm.


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Jun 9 2004 8:08PM
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OpIvy
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Drink some aquarium cleaner. My friend forgot he had his marine physical and smoked less than a week before. He drank some aquarium cleaner and was fine.

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Jun 9 2004 8:13PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
last year one of my buddies was gettin tested so he was walkin around with a milk carton one of the big ones, fillin it up with water and drinkin that shit, all he did for about 2 weeks.





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Jun 9 2004 8:14PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ your friend is a fuckin idiot. its only in your system for 2 weeks. anything before that, no MATTER WHAT YOU DO its still detectable,
'i heard if you drink piss and eat dog shit you'll be fine.' god sooooo many dumbasses on this site its just amazing.



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Jun 9 2004 8:18PM
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beer.
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THC doesnt stay in your system for 3 months i dont think. More like 2-3 weeks. All this stuff prob isnt gonna work, just tell your dad or if he hates smoking say you were around people smoking and might have inhaled some and are afraid it will show up on the test.



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Jun 9 2004 8:20PM
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P-JO
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^what your saying is stupid. You can get weed out of your system before 2 weeks. There is no set date as to it because it strongly depends on your body fat, how much you smoke, and how you prepare for the drug test. Whatever friend told you 2 weeks is a dumbass.




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'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
Jun 9 2004 8:21PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
that was to skiierman.




'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women
'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
Jun 9 2004 8:22PM
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skiierman
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^ oh so i guess all the tests and shit theyve done on weed and its affects is all wrong... man you just proved the whole medical community wrong. good job, no really give youself a big ol' pat on the back.



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Jun 9 2004 8:22PM
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P-JO
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..no my friend has proved the medical community wrong by smoking continously and then stoping for 5 days, and passing a drug test in court. Plus I have to take a test in a week and I just stopped smoking two days ago. Lets put 10 dollars on the table that I pass.




'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women
'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
Jun 9 2004 8:24PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
ok 10 dollers is on the internet table. and if you pass, you can take my 10 dollers of online money, hell ill raise it 5 more dollers... THERE! 15 dollers on the internet table! this will make things more interesting.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jun 9 2004 8:28PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
If you really want, internet money can be transferred through paypal.com...




'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women
'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
Jun 9 2004 8:29PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
dont mess with that, got ripped out of 35 bucks. no trust in paypal anymore.



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Jun 9 2004 8:30PM
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OpIvy
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skiierman, i'd like to know where you get this 'proof' from. Seeing how i've got reliable sources to disprove it.

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Jun 9 2004 8:34PM
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twix_182
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i see a gamble going on. lemme in on the deal. 5,000 says the doctor is a guy




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Jun 9 2004 8:34PM
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skiierman
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^ not a guy a group of people. it was on the news, didnt say anything about how long it would stay in your system, so i checked out its website saying they had more information on it. cnn.com, it was related to the whole weed becoming legal and shit in canada.



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Jun 9 2004 8:37PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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total bullshit. i smoked once and passed a test 5 days later. it all matters on a bunch of conditions. it isn't a set number.
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Jun 9 2004 9:23PM
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There's nothing you can do... kill yourself now
Jun 9 2004 9:32PM
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