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Name The Traveling Circus Van!

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TravelingCircus
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It's up to you to come up with the best name for Will & Andy's shiny (yet already smelly) new van they will be rolling around in this winter to a resort, back hill, rail, tree bonk or anything with snow (or sand) near you. �

So between now and December 26th, tell us what you think the Traveling Circus van should be called right here in this thread.

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Andy and Will will then pick their favorite five names, and we'll put them in the poll section right here on Newschoolers for you to vote on for one week.

The winning name will be announced on Tuesday, January 4th, and whoever came up with it will win some swag from the Traveling Circus crew.

Good luck!





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tyberesk
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The Magic P00n Bus

The TC Tin Can
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mrmarks
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*The Chompbox
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steep
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Epic Child Eating Ski Machine: The TC Van
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StevenR
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The Blue Van
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ThaLorax
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The Traveling Shenanigan Van

yes, shenanigan is intentionally singular.
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Snowgoons
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-Vansky
-Vanbasco
-San Van
-Vandinsky
-Vanperrson
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tuna.
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the shaggin' wagon.
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Kale
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Shag wagon
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CoachG
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Shreddy Van-Railin'
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Cloud.
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SteVAN hawking. (kinda looks like he'd roll in it)
Professor CatFace Meowmer
Latigra
Courtney
Dude Mountaineer
The Mystery Machine
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CMYK
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Corey Vanular
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gnarles.
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Vanival
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travis_halverson
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Van Wilder JesusEzekielJesus
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JeremyClarkson
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charlie papaya
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CoachG
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The Yellow Snow Eater
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ThaLorax
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Change this to "The Traveling Shenanigan".

Sounds better without the "Van" IMO.
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lucky.slide
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sketch mobile

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kreation
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JIBTASTIC Urban Van

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SkiTheYeast
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The Yellow Steeze Clown
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kreation
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Jibber
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mason-
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The Vandilizer
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Prelude123
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Van Ram-Rod!!
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kickel
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vanwinkle

man van

The buttermilk biscuit

war wagon


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fragglemuffin
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Vanasaurus Rex
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ski-plastic
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Shred-Zeppelin
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AALT
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The Vans Deferns
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Snowgoons
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Vantriloquist
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x-mann
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Afterbanger

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smltownjibba
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The Magic's cool bus

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E.F.M.
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Vanilla Ice
Paul Van Paul
VanShe Tech
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General_Ripper
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gypsy wagon
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duuude.
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The Fabulous Fantastic Friggen Awesome Cool Ski Van.
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LOONmtn_skier
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The Roaming Rhinoceros
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ORDEAL
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Dude, Im NOT a pedo


Van numero dos
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butteredpretzel
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The Beast
The Stallion
Andy's Bang Bus of Fun
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YoungQuinton
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Mangus (Manny for short)
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MothaHucker
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poon wrangler
or
poon mongler
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m.brus
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Shtobb
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Stuart.
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tits machine
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skiladelphia
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a few for the contest:

"Line-item Vano"

In government, the line-item veto is the power of an executive authority to nullify or cancel specific provisions of a bill, this piss yellow monster aka Line-item Vano has the power to slay the sickest lines or at least make the gappers loose their lunch.

"The Pisser"

Just calling it like I see it - and it's bold piss yellow color sure resembles some yellow snow

"Soccer Mom"

 no reason other than it makes me chuckle - just call your van soccer mom and try not to laugh

also - Please for the love of god can some one make bumper stickers that say "My kid just schooled your honor student"  or "my kid just aired over your honor student" and get one on the back of that van. 

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michael.silva
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Diversity. Let Mr. Burgundy explain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLuK-EBkcww
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617jibber
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Herb
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617jibber
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Mr. Mark-ass BusterVan
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.squirrely.
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the "get in the van!" van
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617jibber
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or maybe the traveling circus van should be called Bozo the van
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qkslvr1621
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Chili Dog
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iluvBread
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The rolling Turd

Hector

Vince the van

vanderjib

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Bo_Skis_Mn
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Swag'in Wagon
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rudager
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Rudager

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Sampson
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