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I hate it when Jesus wont stop sexting me...

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eldridge
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Is anyone else tired of the Christian police going around trying to make the world OK for Christians, like all the bullshit about keeping Christ in Christmas, or the Remove Fuck Jesus Christ group on facebook.....i mean cmon its facebook, if your not ready to be offended than dont make a facebook.
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gombo8
Posts: 726 - Karma: 131
pics or it didnt happen
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eldridge
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hahaha
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k-rob
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hahaha fuck christianity
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theabortionator
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And you shall receive karma.
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feihlination
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post of the day
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Fish_Sandwich.
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K Rob For the win.  Atheism for the epic win!
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pmw
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kid, you are a stupid, blinded, immature, retarded hypocrite
i dont even know where to start. first of all, you hate all the "preachers" who push their ideals on you. i bet you can think of one, at most, solid example of a time like this. yet, you feel propaganda opposing the religion is perfectly just and should remain on social networking sites? what kin d of skewed logic is that?

now i dont think whatever lame group you're talking about should be removed, but god damn, dont let your bias play such a huge role in this

and it seems you you believe all republicans are christians, and because of that, they dont sign obamas bill into law because they all-mighty father advises against it?

you sound like some pissed off, autisic, bandwagon christian-hating freshman, who just learned to use a thesaurus, with no rational sense of politics what so ever.

yes, i am mad.
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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i always click on religious threads, and i have no idea why...
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Arabian.
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U mand.
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TheWakes.
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who cares
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*TURBONERD*
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Uncle.Badness
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Do you really think you're the only one to think these things?
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eldridge
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i can promise im not blind, or retarded for that matter.....as for the preacher incidents, i can post a pic if you really want me to of a preacher of Appalachian States campus with a giant sign about Jesus and going to hell, on multiple occasions,  and my logic is skewed assfuck, i feel that whatever weird, offensive, disgusting group that wants to make a page can, and im arguing that the page to remove fuck jesus christ is fucking ridiculous, they should get the fuck over it and stop trying to censor everything they feel is offensive,

as for your assumption that im saying republicans that are christians have some alliance to vote against obama is ignorant. I didnt make any reference to religion when i was talking about Republicans filibustered a lot of Obama legislation. I didnt even say if i was in favor of that legislation. Im saying the amount they filibuster is ludicrous and immature


you sir sound like you have a little too much pent up anger,and get offended way to easily
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eldridge
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logic isnt skewed*
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pmw
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oh....my....god
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Heyawhatsup
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Hahaha just realized that it says "I hate when Jesus won't stop SEXTING me" is Jesus sendin you dirty pics;)
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AOTEAROA
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why do i have to buy prsents for other people when its jesus' bday.
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eldridge
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hes a rascal that jesus, always sending nude pics when im eating dinner with my family and shit, crazy bastard....
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Heyawhatsup
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I'm pretty sure that's sexual harrasment and if your under 18 Jesus could get into some serious shit SUE JESUS END CHRISTMAS S.J.E.C and you won't have to deal with all this christain crap or whatever because their messiah will be in jail.
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eldridge
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ill set him up for a how to catch a predator episode.....best ratings in the shows history
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Fish_Sandwich.
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"Please have a seat over here"
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eldridge
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Jesus, why dontcha take a seat......"but but your not him....where is he?".....take a seat Jesus
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Fish_Sandwich.
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"So I noticed you brought astro-glide, a handle of 3-star, and a loaded firearm"
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eldridge
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Cmon Jesus we all know what that is for......"NO! Its...its...its incase i need to lube up my arm to reach behind the couch where i dropped my loaded firearm i brought!"........Now jesus thats just ridiculous ......*jesus sprints out the back door and gets tackled by a large black man*
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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you cat just pick and choose what parts of christianty your going to endorse, youve spent this entire thread hating on something you are now using for your arguement. it sounds like theres a few "christians" in your town that are making you think were all bad. but if these people are actually serious about their faith i doubt theyd walk through a high school calling teenagers sluts
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GayWolf420
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Not your day of worship. :)
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Fish_Sandwich.
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You are all bad, you believe in god, how fucked up is that.
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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you beilive every thing came from nothing. how bad is that
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Fish_Sandwich.
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eldridge
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your not getting it man, im hating how they dont turn their cheeks, they trying and censor it, and no not all Christians are bad people, of course not, in fact im sure the majority are good people but the fringe is what pisses me off
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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the fringe upsets us to sometimes. and if someone made allah is a fag and all muslims are gay group they probably be bombed. atleast most christians are censible. and making groups just piss other groups off is just plain stupid and aragant.
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Are you 12?
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eldridge
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nah man, thats pretty incorrect, most muslims are just as if not more peaceful than Christians, they have their fringe too, the only difference is the environment they live in promotes violence, and they are christians in Africa mass murdering people too
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PeterWojnar
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Once, there was this dude. He was born of a virgin mother. Then he died. 3 days later he came back from the dead and ascended to heaven. One day he will return. Praise God.

^Christianity in a nutshell.

There is no god.

^Atheism in a nutshell.

The most simple answer is most often correct.

^Occam's Razor in a nutshell.





In case you don't know what a nutshell is:

nut·shell
–noun
1.
the shell of a nut.
—Idiom
2.
in a nutshell, in very brief form; in a few words:

Just tell me the story in a nutshell.

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corona
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you really don't know how wrong you are. Christmas is a Pegan holiday and originally not at all related to Christianity.  Nice try though.
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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Jesus said to love each other so if there are "christians mass murderering" then they dont get it.
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eldridge
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dude, Jesus said to love one another, yet Christianity is one of the most deadly religions to ever exist, the crusades, the dark ages, all come from Christianity
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Just drop it, it is the internet afterall.  These threads always turn into this, I just couldn't help myself haha.  I'm on Costa Rica right now and for some unknown reason NS and google are the only sites working for me right now.
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eldridge
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your right, stoned + boredom= argument about religion over the internet
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Hey at least you're stoned.  My brother got some of the nastiest herb I've ever seen, so bad I'm not touching it.  Jammed packed with seeds and it looks like somebody sat on it and sharted.
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eldridge
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damn man.....there is some good bud in Costa Rica though, its just sketch trying to find it.....
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Hmmm, I've never found good herb south of the border, in Mexico I'm 3-0, but at least you can get a quad in Mexico for like $80.  quarter pound not 7gr.
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eldridge
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Mexican bud is really shitty though....but yeah my mom found a dude in Costa Rice when we were there on the beach and asked us if we wanted bud, it was pretty good stuff, as far as outdoor grown bud goes, but it smoked real nice, 250 for an O
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Word, my brother just told me a guy offered him some "dank stuff with crystals" for like $50/ 2grams so he just went with the shit and rolled a blunt and took retardedly huge grav bong hits out of a giant water bottle. 

He almost got into a fight with some guy who claimed "they will kill me if I bring this weed back so you need to buy it," to which he responded "not my problem chief,"  I guess the guy walked a safe distance and just started yelling at my brother, and was threatening him and shit so my brother just picked up a huge tree branch like a club and the guy finally left.  People totally prey on American sympathy it's sort of hilarious and I bet they make $$$$ doing it.
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Haha this thread is all over the place.
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JIBpsy^^
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I hate it when intolerante pricks rant about being "persecuted" about christmas. Its thier religion so let them try to spread it. No one is holding a gun to your head and telling you " APRRICIATE JESUS OR I WILL FUCKING WASTE YOU". You need to realize that someone posting a sign that read " Jesus tis the reason for the season" is not religous extremists trying to convert you they are simply expressing thier feelings just as you did with this post.
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Stay the fuck on topic please, we're talking about herb in costa rica, no more religious arguing or anything like that.  If you want to change the topic please submit a proposal and Ill approve or disprove it.
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eldridge
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when their signs read "jesus is the only way to save you from a life of sin and hell its a little different, and also when they tell your girlfroend she is going to go to hell because her shorts were too short
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Nooooooo, not back down this path.
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JIBpsy^^
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Mexican weed is sketch  probly tainted with e coli or something. a long time ago when you could still go to mexico on vaction they had decent weed.
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