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Hicks are awsome

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KravtZ
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just a shout out to all the hicks out there. Just was at a hick party and hicks are fucken awsome. Always have loved america and trucks and all kinds of hick stuff. I dont want to sound like a retard but hicks are the fucken shit. Shoutout to all my hicks.
Dec 20 2010 10:21PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Dec 20 2010 10:22PM
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danderson.
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Hahahaha I lol'd for some reason.
Dec 20 2010 10:23PM
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whegrodamus.
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Dec 20 2010 10:24PM
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ORDEAL
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So, they had good booze I take it
Dec 20 2010 10:24PM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
coooool
Dec 20 2010 10:26PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
...fucking filth.
Dec 20 2010 10:28PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
TO ALL MY TRANNYS YOU DA FUCKEN SHIT BUD PACK A DIP
Dec 20 2010 10:35PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Dec 20 2010 10:35PM
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yojimbo
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yahhh guyyy jus gut a hemmii in mah pickup truck gon go up in the woods guyy and fucken get it stuck in the mud guyy then i'm gunna get out my gun and go out with a 12 pack a bud's, a pack a marbs and a box of ammo guyyyy hell yeahhhhh
Dec 20 2010 10:47PM
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MatteoSmatteo
Posts: 776 - Karma: 22
i lulz. i think you got that right on the spot. hahah
Dec 20 2010 10:52PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
jesus, you sound like the white guy who just hung out with his first black people.
Dec 20 2010 11:12PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
my first party was a hick party. they may all have a combined iq lower than yours alone, but they know how to get hammered
Dec 20 2010 11:16PM
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WaterBottle
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 4
and whats wrong with that? sounds like a good time.
Dec 20 2010 11:20PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
seriously.
Dec 20 2010 11:22PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Fa sho.

some double quote action, but it does sound like fun. Probably because I live in Enumclaw... I party with hicks all the time. I got drunk with my friends dad and all of their friends who're hicks. I probably enjoy partying with them because they don't have a specified drinking age...
Dec 20 2010 11:28PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
well i dont drink, but im sure most of yall would qualify my friend group as hicks, youve all seen my truck so i wont bore you, but heres a few of mi amigoos.

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Dec 20 2010 11:38PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
I'm fairly sure Yota trail rigs and dudes with chainsaws qualify.
Dec 20 2010 11:42PM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
That we are.


Thanks dude.




GIT SOME
Dec 20 2010 11:48PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
HOLY SHIT, charmander posting pics of wheeling yotas. Dear lord what has come over you man.

I fancy myself a part time hick for sure. I can party in the city and hold it down at fancy bars and shit. Really though I have a way better time wheeling, camping, fishing in the dead of night, and of course shootin some clays. Bonus hick points for living across the street from a 1000 acre corn/soy field. I don't fly the stars and bars or anything though.
Dec 21 2010 9:07AM
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315jibber94
Posts: 880 - Karma: -39
hahah finallly! i dont know how everyone thinks were all gay and shit, its so fun goin out in the woods, like its actually one hell of a time. and there all so racist you cant hate em cause what they say is so funny
Dec 21 2010 9:42AM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,863
wat is this i dont even...
Dec 21 2010 9:48AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
WOW just wow, it's like hick porn. sfw don't worry. who comes up with this stuff?

http://www.carstuckgirls.com/

Gallery is worth a look.
Dec 21 2010 9:56AM
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yuck
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Dec 21 2010 10:17AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
I'm with you man. Drunk mid day doing things you shouldn't with cars and shooting guns? sounds fun as hell except for the most part they are bricks to talk to.
Dec 21 2010 11:58AM
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Inbred_Redneck
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Guns, trucks, and beer are all a lovely combination.
Dec 21 2010 12:03PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,323
There are enough hicks where I live, God dammit.
Dec 21 2010 12:43PM
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Aaaron.
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my friend from tampa just got this tattoo
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Dec 21 2010 12:45PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
browning if I'm not mistaken?
Dec 21 2010 12:46PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
hicks are nice people. crack heads too, if you get to know them.
Dec 21 2010 12:47PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
yup haha.
Dec 21 2010 12:49PM
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DMA_Studios
Posts: 464 - Karma: 967
Dec 21 2010 1:11PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
Proud Hick here, NY Representing
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Dec 21 2010 1:31PM
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DMA_Studios
Posts: 464 - Karma: 967

thats's weird... my video didn't post the first time.

Dec 21 2010 1:43PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
That Ranger blows, but the rest isn't bad.
Dec 21 2010 7:12PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
thats unfortunate.
Dec 21 2010 7:28PM
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Kellso
Posts: 452 - Karma: 11
untill some one gets killed...
Dec 21 2010 7:33PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Then they're a fantastic combination. Because you can dump the body with your truck, shoot the witnesses, and get drunk when your done.
Dec 21 2010 9:48PM
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Bob_Gnarley
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 0
Yankee hicks try too hard.
Dec 21 2010 9:50PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
are you trolling or actually serious?
Dec 21 2010 9:52PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

every time you said hicks, i put a d at instead. you said dicks are awsome ya queer. not thats theres anything wrong with that, just sayin.

Dec 21 2010 9:54PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
That they do, I have many hick friends and hick people that aren't my friends. I live in Washington and many of them fly the rebel flag and shit like that, you know the South will rise again and whatnot. I've gotten in heated arguments many a time with them about it. Personally I think it's badass when you're actually from the South and you understand what it truly means, like the CSA and seceding from the U.S. and stuff. If you fly it, I'm all for it. But none of them do. It's just "fuckin nigger this that my great-great grandpa fought with General Lee" and shit like that. It''s ridiculous. I'd love for someone actually from the South to teach them a lesson sometimes.
Dec 21 2010 9:57PM
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