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Skiing or girl friend

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johnny13
Posts: 13 - Karma: 10
my girl friend is getting all mad cuz im skiing to much what should i do?
Dec 20 2010 8:50PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
take her skiing you stupid fuck



Dec 20 2010 8:51PM
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Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
ski
Dec 20 2010 8:51PM
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TheWakes.
Posts: 685 - Karma: 235
sack up and go ski.
Dec 20 2010 8:51PM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70
i dont advise this if you ever want to enjoy skiing again
Dec 20 2010 8:52PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
take her skiing so he can pee in her but in the gondola. when you get out, ditch and ski park with your friends
Dec 20 2010 8:53PM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
fuck bitches, get snow?
Dec 20 2010 8:54PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
there's always plenty of bitches out there
Dec 20 2010 8:54PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37521 - Karma: 121,448
Treat her to a nice dinner the night before. After dinner, Treat her to some romantic and sensual sex. You guys will most likely fall asleep afterwards. Make sure to set your alarm. Wake up when it goes off, get your ski gear and shit on and leave her while shes in her sleep to go shred.
Dec 20 2010 8:54PM
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johnny13
Posts: 13 - Karma: 10
but guys i love her so much she is the love of my life. im just joking tho i will try this out
Dec 20 2010 8:55PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
dont take her skiing! she'll be slow and you'll hate yourself forever for doing it! just tell her thats how your winter life is. hell my family knows everyday i can i will ski and so do all my friends
Dec 20 2010 8:56PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14499 - Karma: 10,719
If a girl ever told me that I was skiing too much, I probably wouldn't be dating her. Skiing comes before everything. EVERYTHING.
Dec 20 2010 8:57PM
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Strobe
Posts: 279 - Karma: 8
learn to rock her world with your tongue, fingers, and penis and she'll let you ski whenever as long as you please her later
Dec 20 2010 8:59PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
fuck bitches cum snow
Dec 20 2010 9:00PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,658
did you just tell him to pee in her but in the gondolla?
Dec 20 2010 9:00PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
1) take her skiing
2) take her to highest double diamond
3) leave her there
4) ?????
5) profit
Dec 20 2010 9:02PM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
find a girl that skis. A relationship will not work between a passionate skier and a non-skier. It just wont, its not worth the effort.
Dec 20 2010 9:04PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
smack that bitch up till she knows the deal.
Dec 20 2010 9:06PM
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dompuch
Posts: 1451 - Karma: 1,192
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Dec 20 2010 9:07PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

girl

you're probably ugly, so i imagine girls are hard to come by. you can ski anytime.

Dec 20 2010 9:10PM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
depends on the girl but if she is getting mad at you for doing what you love just ask her to stopp doing what she loves to do.
Dec 20 2010 9:10PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
dump her bitch ass. Skiing= life long thing girl =1-6 month thing
Dec 20 2010 9:12PM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
this is dumb.

I mean you're probably ugly, but there's still plenty of girls out there. just swap 'em out when they start complaining.
Dec 20 2010 9:13PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37521 - Karma: 121,448
Serious response here. Do whatever the fuck you please. If you love her a lot, then spend time with her. But if you love skiing more, Then go skiing. I really don't care what you do. Just make time for both. Time management is a useful tool, my friend.
Dec 20 2010 9:17PM
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Tze.C
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 86
find a girl that can shred
Dec 20 2010 9:18PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
i dated a girl who snowboarded (i know stfu) and she sucked. riding with her made me dislike skiing a fair amount. i usually would just ride when she was at the hill but never ever did i wait for her at the top or bottom of the hill. ha ass.
Dec 20 2010 9:19PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
tell her to shut the fuck up and then hit her really hard with your ski.

let us know how it works out for you!
Dec 20 2010 9:20PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
Nothin' wrong with snowboarder girls as long as they know what they're doin'.
Dec 20 2010 9:23PM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
i laughed out loud when i read this
Dec 20 2010 9:27PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
well if you are in highschool then skiing for sure...
Dec 20 2010 9:29PM
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skiingpimp
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 31
hahaha high school only? I am 25 and just got in a huge fight in how I don't hang out with my gf and how I like skiing and skydiving more than her. I told her she needs to get better or it will stay that way. She got pissed and tried to convince me I need to spend time with her and I convinced her she needs to ovary up and get better at boarding or don't expect to hang out on powder days. And in CO right now there are a lot of powder days
Dec 20 2010 9:36PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
I'm gonna signature that SHIT!
Dec 20 2010 9:39PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
unless shes like AMAZING ditch her and ski cuz if she gets mad at you for skiing why would you EVER be going out with her (unless she mad hot) haha
Dec 20 2010 9:43PM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
hahahaha do it up
Dec 20 2010 9:43PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,797
TAKE HER SKIING, or rape her.
Dec 20 2010 9:44PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
yeah we're defiantly going to fight each other to the death.
Dec 20 2010 9:47PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
kimmielol
Dec 20 2010 9:47PM
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lebowski
Posts: 212 - Karma: 11
KILL THE BITCH!!! Dont ever let anything come in the way between you and the mountain!
Dec 20 2010 9:48PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
what the fuck did you think newschoolers would say
Dec 20 2010 9:49PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
hahahahahahah you made me laugh 10/10
Dec 20 2010 9:49PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
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Dec 20 2010 9:54PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
me thinks this is messed up.
Dec 20 2010 10:01PM
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HermioneGranger
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 101
The fact you are asking NS this question should provide you with the answer...
Dec 20 2010 10:04PM
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Mr.Kamu
Posts: 618 - Karma: 7
girlfriend because ski cant fuck u like ur girlfriend can.
Dec 20 2010 10:07PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18224 - Karma: 12,348

ski>girls..

c'mon dude!

Dec 20 2010 10:08PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
here is my 20-step plan for avoiding this situation

1. don't go skiing or hang out with her
2. when she asks what you are doing instead, be mysterious
3. continue with your ways
4. eventually she will flip and demand you tell her. introduce her to a great conspiracy you're investigating involving the heritage of the queen of england and how she is actually related to adolf hitler. present her with a problem. you stuck your nose too deep, people caught on, now the german and british secret service have a bounty on your ass. you must flee the country. ask her to meet you in zurich, switzerland in the Migros market in the airport. you will be in the chocolate section wearing a trenchcoat and you will lead her to a safehouse in the mountains
5. she will agree and say she will do anything to be with you
6. break into her house and steal her parents' credit card info
7. using their credit card, buy her a plane ticket to zurich with a connection in iceland via Swiss
8. leak a rumor about a potential terrorist attack on Swiss airlines on that date in iceland
9. use her parents credit card to buy weapons and plant them on her
10. use her parents credit card to bribe tsa to let her past the initial scan
11. she will be apprehended in iceland after being searched thanks to an anonymous tip
12. turns out the weapons were al queda issued and due to traces of the metal authorities are able to locate bin laden
13. thanks to your anonymous tip you become an international hero
14. cnn asks to interview you. you demand that they interview you while skiing
15. use her parents credit card to buy a television for her icelandic jail cell that only broadcasts cnn
16. one day while a female cell mate named doug rapes her with a whalebone dildo she will look up and see your face, skiing, on cnn
17. look into the camera and say "my girlfriend once asked me to choose between skiing or her. i thought of ways to dodge the question. because of that i led america to discover bin laden. i could not have done it without her"
18. despite her inexplicable rage from both your actions and the whale bone up her ass she will smile slightly knowing that you still care
19. you will ski for the rest of your life
20. she will die a slow but partially content death in prison next to doug who becomes her lesbian partner after a passionate turn of events
Dec 20 2010 10:08PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
This picture is invalid because Unicorns don't bleed regular "red" blood, it's a silver-blue color. And it will keep you alive and shit. If you read Harry Potter, you would know this. Unicorn /claim
Dec 20 2010 10:09PM
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WaterBottle
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 4
can i be you? please.
Dec 20 2010 10:28PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
bitch plz
Dec 20 2010 10:30PM
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Ahmadinejad
Posts: 181 - Karma: 16
skiing +

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Dec 20 2010 10:31PM
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bistroburrito
Posts: 417 - Karma: 11
pics
Dec 20 2010 10:32PM
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