Girl trouble

whegrodamus.

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Insane

in b4:

pee in her butt
hate
gtfo
google

Dec 20 2010 8:46PM

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Nathn

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Light her on fire and then pee her out. She'll realize you're dangerous for lighting the fire but caring for putting it out for her.

Dec 20 2010 8:47PM

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Dainsey

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join ladies men cult and look around there
lots of useful tips!

Dec 20 2010 8:47PM

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2_fadez

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Crazy Fool

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Dec 20 2010 8:47PM

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jamodeo

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I wouldn't write her a letter due to your terrible grammar. Ladies Men Cult=problem solved

Dec 20 2010 8:48PM

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futbol

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Loner

It's like sour patch kids. First you're a dick and then you're sympathetic so you can get in her pants.

Dec 20 2010 8:48PM

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No_Dub

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walk up to her and tell her that her boobs look nice.

Dec 20 2010 8:48PM

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Broseph_Stalin

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how do i get into this.. "ladies man cult"?

Dec 20 2010 8:49PM

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rickroller

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pay someone to pic on her then fight the kid win and pee in her butt?

Dec 20 2010 8:49PM

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tommyp1ckles

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Insane

if your having girl troubles i feel bad for you son.

Dec 20 2010 8:49PM

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D.E.N.N.I.S.

Dec 20 2010 8:50PM

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Mr.Turtle

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99 problems and they all bitches

Dec 20 2010 8:51PM

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DERS.

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No Life

oh my god yes!!

or the M.A.C.

Move in

After

Completion

Dec 20 2010 8:53PM

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CabDoctor

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Ridiculous

Dude dont stress over it. Wait till after class and shes surrounded by her friend. Then walk up to her and her friends and say with a rather straight face

"I don't mean to interrupt, but I just had to tell you that you look really nice today."

Then just turn around and walk away. Don't say anything more. No matter what her friends say or what she says just keep walking away.

You'll totally be in her head, and the more she thinks about what just happened the more she'll want you. She'll love how confident you are for saying this in front of her friends. Plus she'll like the fact that you make her feel special even when she's surround my people she may secretly be jealous of.

Dec 20 2010 8:54PM

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jibin-gibin

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Pro

okay thanks for the helpful responses . But whut should i say to her ... like any good topics to talk about?

Dec 20 2010 8:59PM

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GayWolf420

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Basement Dweller

Ladies men cult, duder. You're not gonna get good advice at all in NSG. Thats like asking /b/ about relationship advice. You can get some good advice but most of the time is just retarded answers.

Dec 20 2010 9:00PM

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jibin-gibin

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oh crap i forgot to check that out. didnt know there was one. Thanks!

Dec 20 2010 9:02PM

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Phil-X-

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Crazy Fool

I USED THIS AS A FRESHMAN AND ENDED UP DATING THE CHICK FOR 2 YEARS!

if you have a class with her,

get her number from one of your friends, or facebook chat her

"hey, sorry to bother you, im in your __ period class but i was wondering if we had any homework tonight" from there shell prolly say something like

"yea page 34 problems 4-69 odd" or something like that

and from there say "aright thanks, that class is so _____ (pointless, hard, easy, dumb what ever floats your boat)

from this point go with the flow, ask her what other classes she has or something just make small talk and eventually talk in school

Dec 20 2010 9:13PM

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MANDER

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No Life

yall be posting in a troll thread

Dec 20 2010 10:28PM

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Ahmadinejad

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Pro

no need to worry about girls

when...

Dec 20 2010 10:30PM

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[creative]

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Ridiculous

cabdoctor nicee! then all her friends will be like damn hes sweet equaling options!

Dec 20 2010 10:36PM

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CabDoctor

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Ridiculous

Thanks man, trust me it works.

Dec 21 2010 7:27PM

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Kellso

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Ridiculous

i tried this once.... it works

Dec 21 2010 7:50PM

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skiierman

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@th1337

hahahaha, maybe you should wait until your body is able to produce sperm.

Dec 21 2010 7:54PM

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skiingperson1

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Ridiculous

Dec 21 2010 7:55PM

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.newman.

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Insane

if ur having girl problems i feel bad for u son.

Listen to 99 problems but

Dec 21 2010 7:57PM

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cwillygood

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No Life

just talk to her

Dec 21 2010 8:05PM

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_Ryan_

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Insane

heres an idea:

1.get her facebook/msn

2.talk to her for a day or 2, find out what she likes and stuff. (see if she would like to get a group of friends to go to a movie) and if she sais yes and it works out, sit close to her and talk to her and stuff but dont be too clingy.

3.then on like thursdaygo out to some store like winners or some shit like that, (a store that will sell cheap (but good looking) jewlery). explain to your parents the situation, buy her a cheap but good looking necklass or bracelet.

4.wrap up the the gift and give it to her on friday, if she asks why, say you saw it and it looked like somthing she would like.

5. continue talking to her and getting more personal

6. get laid

7. profit?

Dec 21 2010 8:35PM

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KillaSeason

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ZIIIING!

Dec 21 2010 8:42PM

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Charlie_Kelly

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Crazy Fool

Its fucking ski season, not summer. Stop posting these stupid ass threads!!!!!!!!!

Dec 21 2010 8:50PM

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panojibber

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Patience, confidence, and ladies men cult.

Follow those 3 pieces of advice and you'll go far.

Dec 21 2010 9:38PM

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.Annydrew.

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don't give her any kind of presents, it will make you look like a weirdo, trust me. keep em' mean, keem em' keen! give her a bit of abuse, little bit of banter, always does the trick!

Dec 21 2010 9:44PM

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