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Things I've Learned From Newschoolers
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Every skier is either way overrated or way underrated. In fact, in many cases they are both. If you have a favorite skier, and someone else has heard of them...they are overrated. If your favorite skier hasn't been heard of yet, they soon will be overrated the second someone else 'discovers' them.
Every pro isn't good enough to call themselves a pro. Not even Tanner, because half of the people on this site can throw smoother tricks than he can.
J.D. May is the source of all knowledge, just accept it. If you don't accept, you will be hunted down by his snipers.
They ultimate comeback is 'f*** you' or in some cases 'you're a fag'. F*** you seems to work even though it's used out of context. for example: exampleskier: Jon Olsson sucks
exampleNSer: F*** you
exampleNSer just said 'sex you' what the sex is that all about?
There is a good chance that a few of the 'high posters' on this site spend more time in 'cyber-reality' than in actual reality. This is recommended though because you don't want to miss that perfect time to say something meaningless. 95% of active users have looked at the 'hot girl' thread, the other 5% lie about it.
and finally, if you speak the truth...everyone hates you. it's life, get over it
God rocks my face off
***Wolf Creek Militia***
One day one girl army will overcome
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h3ofilms^, thall is not a word. it's thou shall. haha. Thall shall. that made my day. those are pretty good though.
~*Michelle
->'the CD goes right here. the speakers... oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'
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^Actually, it's Shalt, the second person singular present tense of shall.
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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always
Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
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^ooohh. ur right! *oops*
~*Michelle
->'the CD goes right here. the speakers... oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'
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the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french
dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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thats a great piece of random knowledge
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Pain heals...Chicks dig scars...Glory lasts forever
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yeah actually it is.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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IM SO COOL!!!!PLUCK YEW ALL!!!
dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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^you just ruined it
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'masturbation is like procrastonation: it's fun until you realize that your fucking yourself' - pales
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that's also what english knights would do to opposing archers if the archers were captured. they would cut off their middle finger and release them.
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Jesus Saves Souls
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haha i contridicted one of my commandments, the part about incorrect grammer...even i cant follow my own commandments i made up, oops
Hibachi King drops 9/9/04...and it shouldnt suck! hah
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learn somethin new every day
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bristal rider, that pluck yew think is in my info, its so funny!
Homestar!
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^i mean signature*
the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french
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Commandment # 10000 - Open the 'I did a 1080 off a 80 foot cliff' thread, read that this was done by a 14 year old, then, take the '1080', subtract the first zero, then take the 80 foot cliff, and drop the zero. Alas, you have what this kid has actually done!
[ECBC] Your source for outdoor activities on the East Coast. Website coming soon!
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I've also learned that 90% of the content in the forums is the creation of 'youngins' and will be pasted on by the 'elders' of the site
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Jesus Saves Souls
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i dont know if someones posted this or not...but ive learned that it is IMPOSSIBLE to leave ns unless you die. but im sure that even then, we would all pop our heads up from hell just to see who lats been butt humping recently.
I dont want a large Farva!
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I've learned that if you go to the site discussion forum and bitch about someone enough, people start to disappear. Oh ya, and if you're really nice to people they'll think you're trying to be an asshole and try to get you banned too...
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^ fuck you, i hate you, you never post anything worth while. why dont you do the world a favor and just slit your wrists fag. jk, lol
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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asac, how can u not be a fan of farp, u should be labeled a newby
i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
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I learned that freezy likes killing babies
mean people suck
'On a scale of 1 - 10, you all are extremely gay' - coolcat410
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^ thats sick he should be rapin god wat kinda mother fucker would kill me insteada rape em, jk
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
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i learned that it is addicitng and i should be studyign for my hardest final which is tommorw
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2 finals and i'm supposed to mow the lawn yet here i am.
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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.
Trash: lets all get messed at the water fountain.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
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I've also learned that there is no such thing at 'on-axis' spins anymore. even if you are SLIGHTLY off axis by one degree...then it is corked. you can also go 'corked' if you do a certain grab...such as opposite mute.
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Jesus Saves Souls
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'it is IMPOSSIBLE to leave ns unless you die. but im sure that even then, we would all pop our heads up from hell just to see who lats been butt humping recently.'
hahahahahahhahahahhhahahahhahahahahha!!
Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams
there's a war going on? I better grab my gat, I wasn't aware. -Ghostdragon
Armada
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i got 4 finals this week, 2 tomorrow, mom is bitchin at me to study and yes i am here still.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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that would be so awesome if we all like, got old and all of us were still on the site and lateralis was still him and whatnot
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You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.
-eastcoastpride
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i heard after 60 something years old all men turn gay. pretty reliable source too. (the man show)
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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haahahahha i will shit my pants if this site is still around in 30 years from now
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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if I'm still here in X amount of years...then I'll be one sad little man
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Jesus Saves Souls
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haha thatd be cool shit if this site was still here in 30 years.
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it should be past on for generations
harvey needs a harvey jr.
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If I was Skiing, I'd be wearing pants.
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i learnt that harvey is an 'ass raming dickhead'...or something along those lines.
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Yes, Harvey is definatly an 'ASS RAMMIN DICKHEAD' - Jibtech
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