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Things I've Learned From Newschoolers
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Every skier is either way overrated or way underrated. In fact, in many cases they are both. If you have a favorite skier, and someone else has heard of them...they are overrated. If your favorite skier hasn't been heard of yet, they soon will be overrated the second someone else 'discovers' them.
Every pro isn't good enough to call themselves a pro. Not even Tanner, because half of the people on this site can throw smoother tricks than he can.
J.D. May is the source of all knowledge, just accept it. If you don't accept, you will be hunted down by his snipers.
They ultimate comeback is 'f*** you' or in some cases 'you're a fag'. F*** you seems to work even though it's used out of context. for example: exampleskier: Jon Olsson sucks
exampleNSer: F*** you
exampleNSer just said 'sex you' what the sex is that all about?
There is a good chance that a few of the 'high posters' on this site spend more time in 'cyber-reality' than in actual reality. This is recommended though because you don't want to miss that perfect time to say something meaningless. 95% of active users have looked at the 'hot girl' thread, the other 5% lie about it.
and finally, if you speak the truth...everyone hates you. it's life, get over it
God rocks my face off
***Wolf Creek Militia***
One day one girl army will overcome
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never viewed the hot girl thread... and the other come back its probably 'you're gay'
~Ella
Messed knees for life
*skiing isn't a sport, it's a lifestyle*
Ella and Lauren: changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
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uhh sex you
'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil..'
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are you jhust saying that or are you trying to be funny? i didnt laugh.
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no really trying to be funny, just simply observing the goings on here. and one more thing, people celebrate 2500 posts or however many...with this line...'yay I have no life'...you don't know how true that is
God rocks my face off
***Wolf Creek Militia***
One day one girl army will overcome
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ive only viseted the hot girl thread once, cuz my computer is totally slow and it takes to long for the pictures to load. but i mean, you gotta love this site
Homestar!
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JD is so underrated.
the what ive learned from porn was funnier
felt like a big man pushing that kid around!
shes talking to her invisible friend, God
Don't be an asshole JD. If you dont like it you dont have to read it. J.D.May
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hahah those observations are pretty funny, looks like we got a jerry seignfeild in the house
Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah
Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!
807 Army 4life
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its almost like the newschoolers.com 10 commandments
first commandment: that shall NEVER misspell any word, or else you are a 'fucking moron', and/or a 'faggot'
second commandment: if you even imply that you know a professional skier, you are instantly labeled a LIAR, unless three people can also say that you know them
third commandment: and opinion you have on gear, there will be 10 responses telling you you have no idea what your talking about
fourth commandment: thall shall post pictures of barely clothed girls in non-ski gabber
fifth commandment: thall shall participate in every 'whos hotter, kristi or sarah' thread
sixth commandment: thall shall enjoy and encourage FARP
seventh commandment: i ran out of commandments
ok, the six commandments of newschoolers instead
haha i was bored
Hibachi King drops 9/9/04...and it shouldnt suck! hah
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^It'd be nice if you'd incorporate me being the source of all knowledge into those... I liked that part of the thread. If you refuse...snipers.
Flippintricker...I remember saying that. I was totally right, too. I was being an asshole. Way to put me in my place, me! Why thank you, me.
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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always
Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
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haha good call on the snipers JD^
'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil..'
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ok, commandment seven: if you are at all confused on 1-6, see J-D, and im sure he will put you in his place
commandment 8: everyone shall talk about donating, but only a select few will (im guilty of this cause im unemployeed so far)
Hibachi King drops 9/9/04...and it shouldnt suck! hah
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i'm not a fan of farp. but anyway you missed a couple commandments:
if one wishes to post a picture of themselves under people, don't complain when you get ripped apart because you're an ugly, ugly girl or you're 12.
mods are not out to harass you (excluding some special cases). they don't search the site looking for every post/pic/vid you put up just to delete it.
if someone has a late member number but a lot of posts, don't automatically assume thye're a post whore. many people get new user names and have harvey transfer the posts from their old name to the new one, like me.
half the people here can post pictures or links in forums.
that same half of the people prefer not to read the entire post about posting pictures or links then get confused when it doesn't work (ex: skier: (img src=http://www.ilikemen.com)LinkText(/a)
skier: WTF!!??!/11 why didn't it work!!?1?1!
sarcasm does not translate very well on newschoolers. next time someones says something really mean, it could just be sarcasm (ex: skier1: hey tanner hall, you are terrible at skiing.
tannerhall: STFu n00b!!1
skier1: i was being sarcastic
tannerhall: ohhhhhhh. my bad ;)
last and but not least, people will post what you will find to be 'pointless' threads in any forum. get over it.
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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.
hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
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half the people CAN'T post pictures or links in forums**^.
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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.
hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later
I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
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^One of the all-time great posts. Someone, put that in your sig!
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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always
Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
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Commandment 8: Even if you know the truth to someone else's honest question about skiing. make something up, who gives a shit if they ended up buying that 500$ jonny moseley medallion, 34 people on newschoolers.com told them it was worth the money!
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NS Philosopher
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the whole thing about JD being the souce of all knowledge pisses me off, i know some people that fun in your house and make cakes and cookies with sponors or listening to modest mouse...why does the human monkey side of the town listen to me and frozen ice cream tastes good with the searching for JD may...man he is a god with newschollers.com and the freeskier.com battele was so funny and stuff, fucking slayer cult 'your gay' 'fag' AND WHAT THE FUCK IS 'SEX YOU'
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SSK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: MOTION (LARRY HODGEDON) IM ME FOR MORE INFO
You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.
-eastcoastpride
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^Sorry... I'll try to be the source of less knowledge to avoid offending you and others like you. Aside from that, WHAT THE FLYING FUCK WAS THAT? You're on shrooms, waterville.
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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always
Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
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NO, RONNIE JAMES DIO IS THE SHIT JD, YOU HAVE NO IDEA
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-Harrison
SSK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: MOTION (LARRY HODGEDON) IM ME FOR MORE INFO
You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.
-eastcoastpride
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lay of the crack waterville, its bad for you. jd, start a thread that gives some backroudn info on you. i wanna know how old you are, which college/university you attended, so on and so forth. you seem very interesting.
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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.
hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
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^No way! Someone would hunt me down and kill me. I go to UBC, though.
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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always
Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
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and of course...u should all respect the Asian boy. right?!?! =)
jeepers creepers, whered u get the neat sneakers?
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no one has any respect for slit eyes
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-Harrison
SSK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: MOTION (LARRY HODGEDON) IM ME FOR MORE INFO
You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.
-eastcoastpride
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DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO
HOLY DIVER MOTHERFUCKERS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
yeah... comamdemt 1111.... lateralis always wins....
/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
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i dont have slit eyes though...so that's what so cool!
jeepers creepers, whered u get the neat sneakers?
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alright, i respect you
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-Harrison
SSK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: MOTION (LARRY HODGEDON) IM ME FOR MORE INFO
You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.
-eastcoastpride
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I think Yeti has the best signature that sums it all up for this topic.
Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
What's with all the hate?
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haha. dio is the shit, metal is the shit, and harrison makes fun of slit-eyes when he in fact is one.
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All those observations are true and the responses prove it!
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Make turns, not war
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haha, i have slit eyes, ha
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-Harrison
SSK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: MOTION (LARRY HODGEDON) IM ME FOR MORE INFO
You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.
-eastcoastpride
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im gonna blindfold your ass with dental floss!!!
/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
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please, someone, anyone, explain to me what the fuck is going on. i'm so lost.
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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
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comendment 36: harvey is god, post whores are satan
I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
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Another Commandment: Any thread that starts off semi-intelligent will in a short period of time degenerate into chaos and butt sex.
Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams
You could snort ice... -My friend's mom not realizing what she just said.
It's all about the coke! -My woodwork teacher fully aware of what he just said.
ARMADA
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COMMANDMENT TO END ALL COMMANDMENTS: CJ is NS god. Dont question it, just know it.
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//DEFY SKEEZ//
Im a drinker with skiing problems
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im desciple then...............
/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
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i guess that makes me jewish
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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.
skierdudeguy: theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
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I have learned to say evil words.. My mum wont let me say them.. well.. I have learned FUCK...
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i've learnt that 12 year olds seem to think they are the toughest group of people to walk the earth and that they will talk shit to anyone with absolutely no regard for consequences... Funny seeing as they are so small and delicate they can be crushed with a single back-handed bitch slap
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Pain heals...Chicks dig scars...Glory lasts forever
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soo true unless ther just 47 year old men pretendin to be 12 so they can get some ass....
/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
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like me
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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.
skierdudeguy: theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
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well, explains that.....
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That's Mr. Bangor to you!
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
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oh wait i'm like 60 pretending to be 16. i'm ultra creepy.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
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hehehe, no life...
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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ohhhh, youre 16?^^ call me ;)
I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
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^bahaha, your name is skierdudeguy, hahaha, thats about as cool as AIDs
on another note, what i have learned from NS, is that people on the internet get pissed of easily and its fucking funny
also, the other day, these fifth grades came to our school for a play or something, and one of them started punching my friend and asking for a roll of bread, i know when i was that age, i was fucking petrified of ninth graders
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-Harrison
SSK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: MOTION (LARRY HODGEDON) IM ME FOR MORE INFO
You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.
-eastcoastpride
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hey, whats wrong with AIDS man?
I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
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yeah little kids are becoming cocky shits. it pisses me off. o well more the reason to beat them.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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