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Official Old People Hate Thread

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BLUMPKING
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
I hate old people. Well, not true. I hate miserable, selfish, bitchy old people, which happens to be 75% of anyone over the age of 65.

Old people hate stories. post 'em.
Dec 18 2010 10:40PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
OLD PEOPLE RULE!!
Dec 18 2010 10:41PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37379 - Karma: 119,910
old people tend to treat young people like me with kindness. And they are a gold mine for wisdom.
Dec 18 2010 10:41PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

wat? old people are awesome

Dec 18 2010 10:42PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
yo when i'll have lived for 80 years i'll be a dick to whoever the fuck i want
Dec 18 2010 10:42PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,853
hahahahahahaha
Dec 18 2010 10:43PM
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B4NE1
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He looks like crush the sea turtle from finding nemo
Dec 18 2010 10:49PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14486 - Karma: 10,635
That's the kind of thing that gives you nightmares.
Dec 18 2010 11:10PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
my grandparents are lovely old people
Dec 18 2010 11:11PM
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jason...
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Dec 18 2010 11:15PM
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
my grandma literally just died
Dec 18 2010 11:35PM
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skichicky3
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I love my grandparents. My grandfather passed away a month ago :'(

Old people are only that way because they are lonely, and lacking companionship and probably because people treat them like dirt
Dec 18 2010 11:43PM
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Jamestown
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I like when old people back into one another going 1.5 mph in a parking lot.
Dec 18 2010 11:44PM
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rludes025
Posts: 14 - Karma: 11
Sounds like a personal problem, maybe check yourself.
Dec 18 2010 11:49PM
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theabortionator
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AARP south park
Dec 18 2010 11:51PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
this is a pathetic excuse for a thread. old ftw asshole
Dec 19 2010 12:31AM
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katalina
Posts: 794 - Karma: 16
fuck you old people rule!
I LOVE OLD PEOPLE, most of them are so genuinely sweet and kind... besides a few here and there. but that's the same with any generalized population. plus they are so cute
Dec 19 2010 12:38AM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
i guarantee that my grandma can out drink anybody on this website with straight scotch.

But in all seriousness, old people are awesome. I work hospice and the patients have the greatest stories and advice
Dec 19 2010 12:43AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36

^ They have the best stories. if i am sitting on a long flight without my ipod a freindly old person sitting next to you is just as good as tv or your ipod

Dec 19 2010 12:47AM
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PeterWojnar
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Old people have nothing but the best of intentions but they can be so unbelievably stupid sometimes.... and they're ALWAYS stubborn, no matter how wrong they are, because that USED to be the way it was. Other than that, (and being SHITTY drivers) old people are pretty damn chill.

That said, MediCare/Aid and Social Security really need a lot of work. SS can stay, but the age needs to be raised up to at least 70, with a modified taxation plan, but MediCare and MedicAid have no place in the real world. Yes, they're helpful, but unfortunately they are not even remotely economically practical.

It would be political suicide to do that, though- You'd have lots of angry enfranchised old people (and republicans, who are really just more old people, sometimes disguised as young folk). That said, after a few decades there wouldn't be as many old people left and everyone would see how much better the world is without them.


NOW ITS YOUR TURN TO DECIDE WHETHER I HATE OLD PEOPLE, LIKE OLD PEOPLE, OR DON'T GIVE TWO FUCKS EITHER WAY!
Dec 19 2010 12:48AM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216
Hahahahaha maybe you're just an asshole and there's a reason they don't like you?
Anybody can be an asshole.... Old people are generally super cool from what I've found. Just don't be a prick man, maybe they'll start liking you.
Dec 19 2010 12:49AM
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hellyeaaaah
Posts: 640 - Karma: 8
Man, I love listening to old people's stories, pretty much all of the old people I know are super nice, funny, and tend to know a lot. They are just all around fucking awesome
Dec 19 2010 1:03AM
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KatyPerry.
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 23
I hate children, but old people are amazing
Dec 19 2010 1:16AM
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HKizzle
Posts: 401 - Karma: 19
My grandma is the best cook in the world, therefore old people are awesome
Dec 19 2010 1:21AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37379 - Karma: 119,910
Hey now.
Dec 19 2010 1:21AM
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KatyPerry.
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theron, I am the zebra

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Dec 19 2010 1:24AM
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GayWolf420
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O I C
Dec 19 2010 1:26AM
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mtaylor
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Not really old people, but kind of.

So today, I decided to be a kind and considerate daughter, and that I would spend the day skiing with my parents and their friends.

Now, Whistler is my home mountain, and we were all skiing to creekside. There's not much snow, and there were snowmaking machines everywhere, making the run pretty unpleasant because of the fucking bullets of ice that it produces, and also the mound of powder that it leaves beneath it.

So my parents are getting to be a little older, and their knees are starting to go, so they were taking it pretty easy heading down the run. I was skiing behind them, and I could see a couple of around my age snowboarders going down the side of the run just trying to get past my slow as fuck family members.

My mom's friend sees them, and thinks that they are "riding dangerously" and flags them down, and starts telling them off. So, I can see that the poor snowboarders are totally overwhelmed and I go over and sort of apologize, and try to get my parents friends to back the fuck off.

Anyways it was pretty embarrassing, I got some very pitiful looks from the boarders. And the man who was talking to the snowboarders kept on complaining about it for the rest of the day too.

But on the mountain there is some serious conflict between old and young..

Dec 19 2010 1:58AM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
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Dec 19 2010 2:32AM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
HEY EASY WITH THAT SHIT!!!

MY GRANDPA IS A BRILLIANT GENTLEMAN!!!
Dec 19 2010 2:33AM
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hellyeaaaah
Posts: 640 - Karma: 8
Find new ones haha
Dec 19 2010 2:41AM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
I'm sure I'll be pissy when  I'm 80 years old and my dick doesn't work anymore.
Dec 19 2010 2:44AM
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M.Porter
Posts: 184 - Karma: 42
After a hurricane i was climbing this tree and a old bitch was yelling at me so i threw a stick at her and she called the cops
Dec 19 2010 3:46AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,321

Thread backfired much?

old people are awsome dude, love em whil they last, my grandpa died less than a year ago from a brain tumor.

Dec 19 2010 9:55AM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
Right on
Dec 19 2010 10:00AM
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Dylan_
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i love old people, especially my grandpa before he passed away. He was the most influential person in my life, before he was diagnosed with alzthimers and when he had it. There's so many funny storys, as bad as it sounds some of the things he'd say were so funny, and sometimes things got scary. I love the guy to death and glad i got to spend 17 years with him
Dec 19 2010 10:09AM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
I love old people. I work at a nursing home sometimes and I get such a kick out of them... they're so funny!
Dec 19 2010 10:30AM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
because they're usually confused out of their goddamned mind.
Dec 19 2010 10:32AM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,351
this guy also is selling some hollistor crewnecks in the bst. find him. kill him.




Old people are nicer to me then any 45 year old. you sir = dumbass
Dec 19 2010 11:54AM
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WaterBottle
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 4
my grandparents are my favorite people in the world
Dec 19 2010 12:03PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
I think you have had a few bad experiences. Even if old people are ass holes, you've got to respect them. They been and seen and done a lot more than you and there might be a reason why they act the way they do. Every single old person I know is the exact opposite of what you just described so simmer down.
Dec 19 2010 12:06PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37379 - Karma: 119,910
Maybe the reason why she called the cops was you threw a stick at her. Thats considered assault, dickwad.
Dec 19 2010 12:11PM
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