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PagesHouse
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?


Dec 18 2010 7:47PM
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GORlLLA
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Why can't it be both? I knew a naked homeless guy once.
Dec 18 2010 7:48PM
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yellav
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naked, shell is not a home.

if tomatoes are fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
Dec 18 2010 7:48PM
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syrup.
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FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
Dec 18 2010 7:49PM
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PagesHouse
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Dude....... my mind is blown.
Dec 18 2010 7:50PM
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little1337
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if your mind is blown
then what blew mine?
Dec 18 2010 7:56PM
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MEGAZORD
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He's fucking dead.
Dec 18 2010 8:01PM
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PagesHouse
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Two famous people quotes.

"You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality."- Ayn Rand (1905-1982)

"Political correctness is tyranny with manners."- Charlton Heston (1924-)
Dec 22 2010 11:40PM
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RudyGarmisch
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After you drop a #2, what hand do you turn the faucet on with, your wipe hand or your non wipe hand?
Dec 22 2010 11:44PM
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.JPolster
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If the "supreme being" can do anything, can he create a rock so heavy that he cant lift it
Dec 22 2010 11:46PM
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JIBpsy^^
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If a child is born deaf what lanuage does he think in?

also my favorite quote " better to remain silent and be thought a fool then to open one's mouth and remove all doubt"

BOOM

Dec 23 2010 12:10AM
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bangarangmules
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booom
Dec 23 2010 12:12AM
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DMA_Studios
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whoa...

what if they think in sign.

Dec 23 2010 12:16AM
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JIBpsy^^
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Its crazy isnt it.  I was thinking about it when i was insanley toasted i ended up just scaring the hell out of myself becasue i didnt know the answer
Dec 23 2010 1:12AM
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no_steeze
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>implying i wash my hands after pooping
Dec 23 2010 1:13AM
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.Duncan.
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the language they read????
Dec 23 2010 1:15AM
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no_steeze
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just think about that statement for a couple seconds and you'll wish you hadn't posted it
Dec 23 2010 1:16AM
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rewand0
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Oh my gosh. Crazy
Dec 23 2010 1:17AM
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JamesR
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They don't think in anything, that's why most of them are retarded. If they are taught to communicate by sign and pick it up well, they can function as well as anyone else and they do indeed think in signs.
Dec 23 2010 1:19AM
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chardi
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!



the classic: what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?


note: i just learned that immovable and unmovable are both words, do they mean the same thing?
Dec 23 2010 1:22AM
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no_steeze
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what would happen if you sneezed while having an orgasm...
Dec 23 2010 1:24AM
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chardi
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there would be a lot of fluid on the other person
Dec 23 2010 1:24AM
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no_steeze
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it would be the most amazing feeling in the entire world
Dec 23 2010 1:29AM
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chardi
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when you posted it i tried to image what it would feel like and i got a mix of excitement and fear.
Dec 23 2010 1:31AM
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Arabian.
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Make a fist with your left hand and squeeze your left thumb in it. NO GAG REFLEX.


triicks of the trade ;D
Dec 23 2010 1:32AM
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chardi
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this thread is becoming a fusion of the mind=blown and life hacks thread. it is destined for glory.
Dec 23 2010 1:34AM
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no_steeze
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i tried that while sucking cock the other day. it worked great!
Dec 23 2010 1:36AM
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chardi
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cosine prove that god is fictional?




see what i did there,
Dec 23 2010 1:41AM
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chardi
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ok, you got me. i lol'd, i'm not sure why, but i did.
Dec 23 2010 1:44AM
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chardi
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error.. error.. errrrrrr.....
Dec 23 2010 1:50AM
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.Duncan.
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damn im tired
Dec 23 2010 1:51AM
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no_steeze
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well then you were clearly not born knowing how to read like you assume all deaf children are...
Dec 23 2010 2:23AM
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PagesHouse
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I'm kind of bummed that apparently this question (below) has been scientifically answered.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


Dec 23 2010 8:27AM
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Lemuel
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Dec 23 2010 9:06AM
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DMA_Studios
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I burst out laughing while eating cereal when I read this.
Dec 24 2010 12:19AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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What would happen if you were eating frosted animal crackers while drinking white powerade while orgasming while skiing powder?
Dec 24 2010 12:26AM
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DMA_Studios
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I think it would essentially just looks like you're skiing powder.
Dec 24 2010 12:29AM
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no_steeze
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fuck white powerade is so damn good

i was totally craving it the other day but alas, i couldn't find it anywhere
Dec 24 2010 1:26AM
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Steezy.Taught.Me
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too much stuff for me to handle on here
Dec 24 2010 1:31AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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Any time I see it I buy it because it is such a true rarity. The taste is indescribable.
Dec 24 2010 2:22AM
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chardi
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you'd think that white wouldn't be good flavor, like, it wouldn't have a lot of taste because its white.. but white is always the BEST flavor. powerade, air heads, idk milk? wtf else is white?
Dec 24 2010 2:27AM
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Dwarftosser1
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If we are able to doubt are excistence then we must excist


think about it.
Dec 24 2010 2:27AM
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Dwarftosser1
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*our
Dec 24 2010 2:29AM
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chardi
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If we are able to doubt our existence then we must exist.




sorry, i was trying to think about it, but the spelling threw me off
Dec 24 2010 2:30AM
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Dwarftosser1
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the white dum dums are pretty awesome too, like cream soda or something
Dec 24 2010 2:31AM
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Dwarftosser1
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sorry about that i was typing kind of fast
Dec 24 2010 2:31AM
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PacificRimJob
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?


Dec 24 2010 2:31AM
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MistahSmith
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Whats beyond space????
Crazy to think about
Dec 24 2010 2:44AM
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hoodratz47
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easy as pie... or a piece of cake???? which one??????


arn't eggs just chicken periods?

choking your self and putting pepper in your nose.. right before you cum.... AWESOME



Dec 24 2010 2:44AM
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Kajex
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I immediately had the urge to sneeze, which led to me wa.... yeah but seriously, this thread is out of control haha.
Dec 24 2010 2:47AM
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p-fo
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dude... what the fuck?


which came first? the chicken or the egg?
Dec 24 2010 2:47AM
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