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Funny Facebook Statuses

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binturong-qwerty
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 146
Not the comments, just the original statuses themselves

These two are from a kid named Haram that moved from South Korea a few days before school started to go to my school.

"No racism
Just pure curiosity
Is there any reason why black people speak like...idk..u know that accent?
Well asian accent is because a lot of english pronunciation does not exist in asian languages
I dont know about black people so..
Anyone knows?"

and


"Dont feel like Black Ops right now.
Probably ill watch some porns and just go to bed."

Dec 18 2010 10:35AM
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Mr.Kamu
Posts: 618 - Karma: 7
Black people say do you know what I mean man or do you know what I'm saying man. I can say this because I'm half black to just let people out there know.
Dec 18 2010 10:49AM
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KjellEllefson
Posts: 581 - Karma: 254
"Best Bathroom Quotes- "If we don't sin, Jesus died for nothing" and "jesus saves...AND SAKIC SCORES ON THE REBOUND!"
Dec 18 2010 11:39AM
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BLUMPKING
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
"harry pee vagina face fml mtv live drunk _+ newchoolers paul the intern pees into a vup o,a ci[]le"

drunk facebook ftw.
Dec 18 2010 11:43AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
www.lamebook.com

All the funny Facebook statuses you could ever ask for.  Keep in mind, I'm pretty sure more than half of these are fake.
Dec 18 2010 11:46AM
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Panchuk
Posts: 1610 - Karma: 357
in the past month:

"Blazin"
"hates when he has no marijuana!"
"M is a hell of a drug"
"i need a gram"
"needs to know more people in oville that deal"
"needs some marijuana!"

All on the same dudes profile...
Dec 18 2010 12:45PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189

I hate those statuses. My friends brother:

"Just smoked a blunt to my face, now going ridin"  , hes talking about his motorcycle...

Dec 18 2010 1:03PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
"Dont say nigga, it offends me." posted by a mexican girl
Dec 18 2010 2:34PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
"AIDS is the deadliest catch"
Dec 18 2010 3:03PM
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