Replying to sketch janitor stories

theres this wiked sketchy janitor at my school named norm, and by sketchy i mean he hit on the freshman and he is atleast 60, so one day he come up to me and my friends and tells us this story about his dog, he say 'i got the poodle dog thing right so the dog loved to swim so i built a ramp into my pool sso it could swim in and out so i finish up the ramp and i'm looking all over my house for the little bitch and i couldn't find it so eventually i looked under the couch and the little basterd had a heart attack, i was so pissed that i had just wasted my time building the ramp that i threw the little fucker in the pool'

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