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How many of you use "Hi, how are things?" as an opener?

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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
I know i do, i use it all the time. Whenever there's that awkward stage when you wanna start a conversation with a chick, that's the line i choose to go with.

Thanks Jwenz!
Dec 16 2010 9:19PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
im pretty sure jwenz uses "Hi there, how are things?"
Dec 16 2010 9:27PM
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jstemp
Posts: 349 - Karma: 3,833
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Dec 16 2010 10:39PM
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rewand0
Posts: 315 - Karma: 14
I usually use, "hey whats up?"
Dec 16 2010 10:40PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
I do quite frequently. Its that or "howdy" and wave.
Dec 16 2010 10:41PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
haha yeah ive used it a few times. works like a charm
Dec 16 2010 10:41PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
If she brings up a conversation topic that has already been discussed, I say, "How bout you get down on your knees and suck my searchbar?"
Dec 16 2010 10:41PM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7
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Dec 16 2010 10:44PM
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skidaeastcoast
Posts: 102 - Karma: 22

just say how u doin with a wink...it always works

Dec 16 2010 10:47PM
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powninja
Posts: 1053 - Karma: 242
I usually say "How hi are you?"  think about it.
Dec 16 2010 10:49PM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
i use "hi, how are things"
Dec 16 2010 10:50PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 461
"Yo when you gonna let me hit dat" is my pickup line of choice.
Dec 16 2010 10:51PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
i usually just use the "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Dec 16 2010 10:52PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I just walk up to a girl and say "I'm horny"

1 out of 10 times that girl finds it funny/turned on, in which case it will be a good night.
9 out of 10 times she either hits me/just leaves/says shut the fuck up.

It's the numbers game.
Dec 16 2010 10:53PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
did your cousin happen to be the 1/10?
Dec 16 2010 10:54PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117
 
Dec 17 2010 12:20AM
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.JPolster
Posts: 782 - Karma: 17
I like the "Nice bum, where you from"
Dec 17 2010 12:23AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
"nice face, come to my place"

not sure if its been used before, but your line inspired me to make up this one

and a casual "sup" or "whats up?" will usually suffice for me.
Dec 17 2010 12:29AM
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andy_boy
Posts: 4434 - Karma: 107
Ohhhhhhhhhhh! So good.
Dec 17 2010 12:32AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
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Dec 17 2010 12:58AM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
Nice shit'r can I split'r?
Dec 17 2010 1:00AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
Hi we're going to have sex in about 5 minutes so it's your choice on whether it's going to be rape or not.
Dec 17 2010 1:10AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
i dont talk to girls
Dec 17 2010 1:10AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
your move is "sup?" ?
Dec 17 2010 1:11AM
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blatt
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 3,097
10% of the time, it works every time
Dec 17 2010 1:43AM
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Ahmadinejad
Posts: 181 - Karma: 16
HOW IS THIS AT ALL RELEVANT TO THE THREAD!?!?!?!?!??!
Dec 17 2010 2:52AM
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Goglines
Posts: 429 - Karma: 303
lmao this is not funny but i would laugh out of awkward drunkenness. none of you people use these lines.
Dec 17 2010 2:56AM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
WHoa that is a SERIOUS accusation.
Dec 17 2010 3:02AM
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Goglines
Posts: 429 - Karma: 303
no but i did have soomeone tell me he played sudoku with a pen. YES!
Dec 17 2010 3:09AM
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Squidles
Posts: 225 - Karma: 98
Violets are blue, Roses are red.
I've got a knife so get in the van.
Dec 17 2010 3:16AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
We should meet sometime and i'll prove you wrong :p
Dec 17 2010 3:18AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
We should meet sometime and i'll prove you wrong :p
Dec 17 2010 3:19AM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146
Nice fuck, lets fuck.
Dec 17 2010 5:47AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
they're terrifying
Dec 17 2010 6:40AM
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Amadeus
Posts: 67 - Karma: 13
don't use any openers.. go straight to kissing and then they'll be all over you
Dec 17 2010 7:06AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
ITS A SHITTY HOOKUP LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPS LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!In comparison to what, my roommates balls. He has a gigantor we call it, he's had testing done on it, his left ball is HUGE.
Dec 17 2010 7:25AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
wait where the fuck did that shit come from?
Dec 17 2010 7:25AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14489 - Karma: 10,640
Charlie, what the fuck are you saying?
Dec 17 2010 8:13AM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,862
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Dec 17 2010 8:16AM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
was this a claim, or did he actually play sudoku with a pen? Because I doubt that he did.
Dec 17 2010 12:47PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
Always begin with a polite HERRO
Dec 17 2010 1:01PM
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crescentfresh
Posts: 60 - Karma: 24
I just say Hey what' up. doesn't everyone?
Dec 17 2010 1:12PM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
That's way too forward.
Dec 18 2010 12:58AM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,862
but her icon is awesome
Dec 18 2010 1:06AM
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McShane
Posts: 270 - Karma: 145
ahahahaha I lol'd
Dec 18 2010 1:11AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
Haha wow
Dec 18 2010 1:48AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
true.
Dec 18 2010 5:04PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
lines are for ugly people.
it's all about gestures and facial expressions.
Dec 18 2010 5:08PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Hey wanna go get some pizza and fuck?
What you don't like pizza?
Dec 18 2010 6:26PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
I usually just say "Excuse me, you are very beautiful, how are things?"(often paired with shotty british accent) or use the Jamal smith "Whats Good Honeybunz"
Dec 18 2010 6:39PM
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