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thugaim
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Figured we need one of these. Just post good Simpsons screencaps/quotes etc. here.


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inb4 im the only person contributing.
Dec 15 2010 2:06AM
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fujarome
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the picture wasn't part of the episode, and the plum part is actually a pretty minor part of it.
May 5 2011 3:14PM
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RubberSoul
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hmm so there isnt some other beatles episode ive missed? okay thanks
May 5 2011 3:20PM
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Tasche
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hahaha oh man, what a thread. The Simpsons is the greatest show ever made.



One time at a PTA meeting when I was much younger a lady was talking and said that she doesn't let her kids watch the Simpsons, to which my mom replied "We are the Simpsons".
May 5 2011 3:20PM
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Tasche
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http://youtu.be/i01Vt7REXGQ

didn't work...
May 5 2011 3:21PM
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fujarome
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I'm pretty sure it's just a promotional picture.


And the beatles pop up semi-regularly. I think paul and linda mccartney were guests awhile back (when lisa becomes a vegetarian?) and ringo was on there once too. Great line from that episode too. "Dear marge, thank you for the painting of me. I hung it on me wall. Ringo."
May 5 2011 3:23PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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"barbershop is in danger of going stale, i'm taking it to strange new places!"
"numba 8, burp, numba 8, burp, numba 8, burp"

"i would like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat"
"here ya go"
May 5 2011 3:36PM
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Benjo
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May 5 2011 3:50PM
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spidermanatadesk
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"I don't remember saying that..."
May 5 2011 4:01PM
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May 7 2011 6:04PM
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Toasty.
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May 8 2011 2:29AM
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sack
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Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown,
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

May 8 2011 4:41AM
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timmi
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May 8 2011 7:36AM
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BIGben*
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So great!
May 8 2011 7:55AM
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fujarome
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the amendment to be song is such a good one. I swear i've had the words to it memorized since i first saw it. What makes it legendary is the fact that not only did they get the guy who recorded the actual schoolhouse rock song to do that one, but the fact that it's just as, if not more popular than the real I'm just a bill song.
May 8 2011 10:20PM
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chuck_testa
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I thought this should be here
May 8 2011 10:26PM
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Turner.
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"I broke my beard"

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Bart: "that there's some fancy shooting"
Homer: "I've seen fancier"
May 8 2011 10:43PM
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ReignMan
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i found the way he gave people the bird to be incredibly fun.
May 8 2011 10:47PM
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ReignMan
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i found the way he gave people the bird to be incredibly fun.
May 8 2011 10:47PM
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May 10 2011 6:53PM
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Afeld
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Good Gravy!
Thank you. Its just brown and water

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Dr. Zaius, Dr Zaius!
May 10 2011 6:55PM
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sack
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ever hear of planet of the apes?
umm... the movie, or the planet?
the brand new multi million dollar musical. and you are starring..... as the human.
May 11 2011 12:01AM
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tronned
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can i play the piano anymore?
May 11 2011 12:04AM
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loganC
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May 11 2011 12:36AM
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Lolocaust.
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May 11 2011 12:47AM
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sack
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of course you can
May 11 2011 2:30AM
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Kotke
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The greatest show on television. Ever.
May 11 2011 4:25AM
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hoodratz47
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the other day i was taking my parents home from dinner and my mom got in the car with out me noticing. and i asked my dad. hey where is mom.. and she says. right here.. and i swear to god i let out a perfect homer scream.
May 11 2011 5:13AM
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Lolocaust.
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Someone just made it.

Pretty sick.

May 11 2011 10:16PM
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Lemuel
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And a good quote from Homer:

"A gun, is not, a weapon Marge, it's a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or a, uh an alligator"
May 31 2011 8:49PM
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zues
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absoultely love this show!
Aug 13 2011 12:37AM
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andstuff
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boomp
Aug 22 2011 11:41PM
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rudager
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DENTAL PLAN!
LISA NEEDS BRACES
DENTAL PLAN!
LISA NEEDS BRACES
DENTAL PLAN!
LISA NEEDS BRACES
DENTAL PLAN!
LISA NEEDS BRACES
DENTAL PLAN!
LISA NEEDS BRACES
DENTAL PLAN!
LISA NEEDS BRACES
DENTAL PLAN!
LISA NEEDS BRACES
DENTAL PLAN!
LISA NEEDS BRACES
DENTAL PLAN!
LISA NEEDS BRACES

Aug 22 2011 11:47PM
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JIBpsy^^
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haha i think i have seen 97 percent of simpsons episodes there are like maybe 3 or 4 i have never seen

Aug 22 2011 11:55PM
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Proletariat.
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Does someone know the thread that OhMyBosh posted the fucked up simpsons comic in?
Aug 23 2011 12:06AM
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fujarome
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having just rewatched it, i can safely say that dancin' homer is far and away one of the best episodes of any show to ever air on TV.

the mickey mantle speech parody is flawless. It makes you actually feel sad that this imaginary cartoon character is going through that.
Aug 23 2011 2:09AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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still can't pick a favourite, can barely even narrow it down to a short list, but re-watch lisa the vegetarian. definitely one of the best mixes of heart and comedy they've put in an episode
Aug 23 2011 2:54AM
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andstuff
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Aug 23 2011 5:30AM
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fujarome
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"Bleeding Gums Murphy once famously sang a 26 minute version of the Star Spangled Banner before a Springfield Isotopes game."






To be honest, I would love to hear a full version.
Aug 25 2011 12:27AM
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loganC
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Aug 25 2011 11:46AM
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ohmythugaim
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I think it got deleted. I can post it again if you'd like...



Actually, yeah, i will.



Protip: don't read below if you don't want to be scarred for life.


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Hopefully this doesn't kill the thread.
Aug 25 2011 12:42PM
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Zimmerman
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holy fucking fuck i wish you didn't post that^


Anyways, I've always been a Simpsons fan. I've seen every episode ever. 23 seasons and going strong.

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Aug 25 2011 1:14PM
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zues
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so goood
Aug 25 2011 1:25PM
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EricaMN.
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hahaha holy shit bro
Aug 25 2011 1:43PM
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MN_Nice
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"Hey Carl, check out the overhead scoreboard."

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Aug 25 2011 1:50PM
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ohmythugaim
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bro, cmon bro. don't scrollbomb bro.
Aug 25 2011 2:52PM
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ohmythugaim
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<object width="420" height="345"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CGaYnhpxXR0?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CGaYnhpxXR0?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="345" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
Aug 25 2011 5:33PM
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ohmythugaim
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(>'.')>
Aug 25 2011 5:35PM
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Inline.
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Isnt it bullshit that they don't have The Simpsons on Netflix?
Oct 1 2011 7:46PM
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Zimmerman
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purely tragic
Oct 1 2011 10:09PM
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ohmythugaim
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There are several websites that stream every Simpsons episode ever. Why do you need netflix?
Oct 1 2011 10:10PM
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