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Ns help me with a rap battle!

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Crispy.
Posts: 6112 - Karma: 7,687
Ok newschoolers so my buddy challenged me to a rap battle were real tight. I need some lyrics. I will give you 10/10 k for good lines. We agreed we could make fun of each other as much we wanted and no offense will be taken. Some things you could write about: His religion he is hindu. He is an Indian, his skin color, how my raps are better than his and how his suck, how ugly, nasty, fat, ect he is. Thanks
Dec 14 2010 7:25PM
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SassySloth
Posts: 3753 - Karma: 2,095
make your own rhymes that are fly. if you dont, you gonna die
Dec 14 2010 7:27PM
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madchronic
Posts: 460 - Karma: 324

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Dec 14 2010 7:34PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399
you're hindu and suck
go suck penis
my raps rule, yours are very bad
number one hit right thur^^
Dec 14 2010 8:18PM
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SONlC
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
I can't do any better than that...
Dec 14 2010 8:20PM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
this is good
go with this
Dec 14 2010 8:20PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
alright this is the best ive got.

"your raps are shit, they suck, but ive got what you need, what you need is to get down and suck on my seed."

seed as in your penial.

im out.
Dec 14 2010 8:21PM
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arandomname
Posts: 1989 - Karma: 18

Fuck bitches, get money.
That's all I do.
Indians suck, they live in slums.
Fuck you slumdog.
Fuck the Indians.
Fuck you Hindu.

That is all.

Dec 14 2010 8:22PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
ho youve got no flow, so get on the floor.
make me a sandwich you stupid whore.
Dec 14 2010 8:23PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
ill take you to the candy shop
go go go go back to your country
0r imma bring out a bounty
dont you stop
learn how to ryhme cause my ears are bout to pop
you suck cock
i have a glock
on the block
Dec 14 2010 8:24PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
god i love this thread title
Dec 14 2010 8:27PM
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CabDoctor
Posts: 602 - Karma: 9
So I drop rhymes
in double time
right after your weak lines
leave you unable to speak
blind deaf and dumb
drooling out your mouth like a bum
that live under the overpass
because you've been surpassed
so go bed son you got an early curtain call
to get yourself to church to attend Mass
better go to confession
And let em know whos the best
Who's gettin stacks in this regression
It's an elementary progression
This systematic use of a full vocabulary is my profession
I'm a lyricist, an artist
One of the smartest
but never unarmed in this
battle of wits
So put up the whit flag and surrender
Your busted rhymes just got "returned to sender"
Out of the ashes emerges this winner
Better luck next, I'm the last word bender.
Dec 14 2010 8:28PM
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arandomname
Posts: 1989 - Karma: 18
You try to hard, that clearly wasn't made up on the spot, and it has nothing to do with anything the OP said.  You fail.
Dec 14 2010 8:32PM
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CabDoctor
Posts: 602 - Karma: 9
thanks for the compliment
Dec 14 2010 8:33PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
that was magical
Dec 14 2010 8:34PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
If you give credit to me during the rap battle, you can use my rap.....
Dec 14 2010 8:36PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
just call him a slumdog and peace it
Dec 14 2010 8:49PM
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yung_stone
Posts: 203 - Karma: -62

youz a slum dog, but not like simon

soon as i start rhymin, you start cryin

your raps are old, kind of like the myans

everybody hears you talk and they just start sighin

like "who diz kid thinkin he can rap battle"

my flows kind of slaughter you like cattle

your dumb like a donkey but i don't see a saddle

the bitches laugh in your face, but for me they just straddle.....

3 minutes claim?

Dec 14 2010 9:02PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
pm lil_g, hes a pretty helpful dude
Dec 14 2010 9:03PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6112 - Karma: 7,687
I will
Dec 14 2010 9:03PM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
wait, your having a rap battle with an indian and you need help? Are you that white?
Dec 14 2010 9:05PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
the lyrics you spit
all sound like shit
unlike mine, which are legit
you lack in wit
and you have a clit

bitch
Dec 14 2010 9:11PM
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 147
Yo, you brown and you going down.
Smell like curry, but don't worry.
 I got a toothbrush for you, cause you can't afford one.
ripping on indians is lot's of fun
All the girls hate you cause of your smell.
The heat of your country's like the heat of hell.

I'm white





Dec 14 2010 9:19PM
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 147
Or mention working at dell for one of the last lines
Dec 14 2010 9:21PM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
Put yo head down befo yo get twisted
Like scrap metal,
Yo death will be unlisted.
Can't keep track of 1.6 bill,
Fuck your race all you do is
Fill the white man's space,
Shit's a waste, like droppin
Cash on curry, slash ya in a hurry
Wont go to jail
Cuz they dont give a fuck about an illegal alien,
Hindu fag, prolly a vegetarian,
Count me in to kill 1, 5, 7 or a milli,
All that means is less workers in the deli.


Yo yo yo yo yo yo I'm sooooo fucking hardcore yo yo yo yo
Dec 14 2010 9:30PM
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Yeezus
Posts: 3350 - Karma: 469
my name is (insert name of opponent) and im motherfucking indian
my clothes smell like curry and i am mathematically gifted
bitch we know you cant kill me cuz you cant even touch a fucking cow
and all i see is a rainforest when i lift up your mothers blouse
homie your raps are weak just like your ability in sports
your dick compared to mine is like a mices to a horse
like hannah montana we gonna laugh when you finish your rap
you're whats left in my toilet when i finish with my crap


Dec 14 2010 9:33PM
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BikeMlatt69
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Dec 14 2010 9:33PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
i fucked your mom made her feel like heaven
then i stole your job at 7 11
Dec 14 2010 9:38PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
You think your flow is so witty
But everyone knows hes so shitty
If your smelly ass keep frontin
Sooner or later you gonna weep somethin
And Im not talking bout tears
There'll be blood coming from you for years
And you'll quickly be heading
To somewhere where dirt is the bedding
So why dont you face it
You aren't the next Pied Piper, nobody ever followed you
You were never anything more than a fried lighter, your mother should have swallowed you


I did take a Big L line and modified it a bit, but overall pretty legit.

Dec 14 2010 10:12PM
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Skipig25
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game over.
Dec 14 2010 10:15PM
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