Cheapest way to drink on a flight?

corona

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buy from duty free?

Dec 14 2010 12:42PM

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factory81

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go on ebay and buy drink vouchers

you can get 3 for $10 many times.

don't be biddn on my united vouchers now, neefro here needs some drink tickets...

Dec 14 2010 12:44PM

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R-B-B

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just a continental flight, not international so

unsure of whether they will have one in the same terminal

Dec 14 2010 12:44PM

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Mestenberg

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make your own...

Dec 14 2010 1:34PM

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Peter.

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put shots into the little shampoo bottles in your carry on, go through security, go buy a soda or something, pour shots into soda

Dec 14 2010 1:38PM

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japanada

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Pretty sure that isnt TSA friendly anymore.

Dec 14 2010 1:41PM

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JIBpsy^^

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That's a great way to get on the terrorist watch list

Dec 14 2010 1:41PM

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Peter.

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obviously do it in a stall or something, don't go mixing stuff in the middle of a terminal..

Dec 14 2010 1:45PM

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danbrown

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Drink a pint in a short amount of time right before you get on the plane. You'll either pass out or be awake and super shitfaced on the flight, which is fine granted you don't vomit.

Dec 14 2010 1:45PM

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JIBpsy^^

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No putting a liquid in a bottle itsnot from is sketch that's what I meant

Dec 14 2010 1:48PM

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Abc567def

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weird i always thought i got drinks on flights for free...? who is getting charged for it then...

Dec 14 2010 2:04PM

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japanada

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pretty sure you can bring the individual shots through, they are under three ozs, they just have to all fit in a i gallon ziplock bag. Check the TSA rules.

Dec 14 2010 2:07PM

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quixotic

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depend on what class you are flying. Also.. you get complimentary sodas and what not on flights, but all alcohol is going to be some coin (unless you are 1st class, i think). Not completely sure, I've only flown a few times.

Dec 14 2010 2:08PM

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Dan.

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1. flirt with stewardess
2. get free booze
3. go to her hotel wherever you land
4. ???????
5. you just got a laid and a flight full of free booze, who gives a shit about profit?

Dec 14 2010 2:09PM

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BMB

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sometimes you just gotta get lucky. I can't drink because I'm underage, but once time the flight attendants handed these "free drinks on us slips" to the people in the first row of coach. Personally I think bringing your own alcohol in a three ounce container is thrifty, but also sketchy. The only way to drink in style is to be in first class, and that costs more money or you have to be related to someone who works for the airline.

Dec 14 2010 2:11PM

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howlongcanausern

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I think you can buy in duty-free (they still don't allow liquids through security amirite?)

And you can drink as long as the stewartess pours it for you.

Or be a boss like chuglife and drink in the airport

Dec 14 2010 2:11PM

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howlongcanausern

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btw type 'stewardess'

feels so good!!!!

Dec 14 2010 2:12PM

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.AR6rider.

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I think stewardesses is the longest word you can type with one hand haha.

Dec 14 2010 2:29PM

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factory81

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let me clear up some confusion here..

Soda and orange juice are free on all carriers except for like Southwest.

To drink alcohol (which is the whole point in a drink voucher or cheaper way to drink), it costs like $6 a beer/little shot glass thing.

I suggest everyone try a "sunrise sunset" on united. Its like $8

but it looks good. people be getting they juice drank on in the air.

Dec 14 2010 2:30PM

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Ski..4..Life

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i hope you at least mean a pitcher, cause chugging a pint should not make you pass out or shitfaced, maybe a little buzz.

but i would just go to the duty free and then drink that but i don't really see the point of drinking on a flight, not like you can really do anything.

Dec 14 2010 2:32PM

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.AR6rider.

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He probably meant a pint of liquor.

Dec 14 2010 2:36PM

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chardi

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this guy can hook you up with cheap vodka

Dec 14 2010 2:41PM

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GILLSKI

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a pint of what? beer? cause if thats what ur saying thats nothing at all

Dec 14 2010 2:43PM

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dbstar

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porter airlines has free booze

Dec 14 2010 2:44PM

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HermioneGranger

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6. Steal her identity...

7. PROFIT!?!

Dec 14 2010 2:46PM

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factory81

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oh yeah you cant buy at a duty free unless you are from another country?

e.g. i walked in to a duty free, was stoked when i saw the fifths and tried to purchase one. they said show me your passport.

i said im just flying to go skiing.

then they said no

Dec 14 2010 4:33PM

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theabortionator

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That's totally my method of choice. If I'm going somewhere where I can't drink or I'm broke. Make a huge drink that's almost entirely rum. Chug that shit. Go where ever you need to be sober. Then BOOM you're fucking wasted. I think eating some food and drinking some other shit helps.

It's a game. Sometimes you're like shit, I didn't drink enough, sometimes you're like shit I'm unconscious.

Dec 14 2010 4:40PM

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SpaceTiger

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through your mouth

Dec 14 2010 4:45PM

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thelizards

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hey now, don't hate on southwest. I just flew with them and I got all the free drinks and peanuts I wanted

Dec 14 2010 4:56PM

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.jersey

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just pregame and show up wasted

Dec 14 2010 5:00PM

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ok so every time i fly i bring a bunch of 1oz shot bottles found at a local liquor store. They are the same bottles you will get on the plane TSA rules state that you can have as many 1oz bottles that will fit in a 1 gallon zip lock bag. The benefit is you get a way better variety and is much more cost effective. MAKE SURE..... The flight attendant doesn't see you whipping out ur stash though. Its like pulling out a bag of popcorn in the lobby of a movie theater....They are gonna be less than stoked about your thrifty ways. Ive been caught doing this so just be observant when filling your glass or when leaving a tray table full of empties. They usually aren't cool with it. Cheers!!! Have a great flight!!

Dec 14 2010 5:01PM

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theabortionator

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I can handle the death. I have flown in a couple years. I've been to shows where a pint size good beer was 13, a 12 ounce alright beer was like 9.

I wish you could just spend 100 bucks on a bottle for your row and go crazy.

Dec 14 2010 5:05PM

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Deezy

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classic.

Dec 14 2010 5:07PM

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Anathema

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drink your face off just before you go, then itll only take one or two once in a while to keep you wasted.

it's such a funny feeling, when you take like 8 shots in about 20 minutes and it only starts to hit you a little later when you're sitting in the airport waiting. you get all friendly and start chatting everyone up. i busted out the guitar once and serenaded......myself. pretty classy, i'd say.

Dec 14 2010 5:11PM

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lawl.

Dec 14 2010 5:12PM

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hoodratz47

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i have the hook up on united drink vouchers

Dec 14 2010 5:14PM

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VT_FLO

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step 0 eat so alcohol takes a few minutes to hit u

step 1, drink 5-8 shots quick out of a soda cup (like one from mac-d's) either while in line for security or before security

step 2, go through security immediately after

step 3 become drunk

step 4 know your way to your plane

step 5 get on plane

step 6 sleep through flight in drunken stupor

step 7 hookers and blow

Dec 14 2010 5:20PM

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Pmoore

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Southwest all day err day.

Dec 14 2010 5:23PM

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rickroller

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put it in the travel shampoo containers and drink it once on the plane

Dec 14 2010 6:20PM

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Abc567def

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weird, cuz i know I just get given cans of beer on the plane before without having to pay. I have flown in all of the classes though and never seemed to have to pay? maybe I just smile at them enough???

Dec 14 2010 6:28PM

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