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bakedpow
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Not your first time having sex.

What was your first experience with alcohol/ marijuana like?? Did you feel it the first time you smoked?? I didn't really feel anything

I was at my friends cabin with a couple buddies and his older sister and friends were toking around a fire and they asked if we wanted to join fun times ensued.

What about you Newschoolers??
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bakedpow
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Damn i want to meet girls like you that ski. All the chics at my school think smoking is going to kill you and think they are bad ass because they have a shot and act like they be wasted.
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LIL_WAT
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that shit is so darn annoying. i think its a worldwide phenomenon. 'acting like dey dru-uh-unk..."
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Morgen.
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drinking: at a new years party with a friend when i was 14. got super trashed passed out on her aunts mini golf course.

smoking: took like four hits from a bong, got so high i didnt even know what was going on. went cliff jumping, went to work at a daycare i used to work at. (the children felt like fucking cement blocks when i picked them up) FUUUUU but all in all was a sick day. i think i was about 15

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jillytea
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Hahah reason I don't hate out with girls. They're really annoying an hate on how I appreciate the herb. But theyy don't matter
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jillytea
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Hang out with girls*
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montageskier
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I couldn't tell you about the first time I drank because it was so long ago. I was either 12 or 13. But my best memory of drinking at a young age was when I was 14.

4 of my friends and I were drinking at a friends house, and my dad came to pick us up. We were on our way back to our neighborhood, when one of my friends punched another on in the stomach. The kid who got hit, puked all over my dad's car. It was so funny, but I had to clean it up. Actually found dry puke in the car like two years later.... But once my dad brought us to our house, we needed to get the puker home. So naturally one of my friends says lets steal my moms van, he was 15. So we took the van and the puker, puked again in another car. We through him in his front yard, and took the van to the car wash to clean it.

Smoking I was 15, and we did it behind a little league dug out. I remember ripping the bowl way too hard and ended up puking. I ate clams that night. So that was puked all over home plate.
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montageskier
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I am aware through and threw are two different words.
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Steeze_Cake
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The first time I got high was my freshman year. At first I did not feel a difference, so I figured I would just act like a champ and keep smoking. Five minutes later I was fucked. Do not smoke a full 8th of g13 your first time.

First time getting drunk I ended up losing my pair of Jordans. Yeah, ;(. Enough said.
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bakedpow
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G13 is rumored to be made by the government to interrogate terrorists haha.
I just got some Northern Lights which is probably the dankest shit i have ever smoked.
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315jibber94
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hahaha same here, just not my first time, cuzo and i downed a bottle of citrus absolute, and a bottle of some rum or wiskey idk, felt great untill i layed down then puked up a storm, now i cant even think about the taste of rum...

first time drinking was going into 8th grade... summer i assume, haha drank with my cuz, not really sure, but fun ass helllll.

smoking, 8th grade? at my buddies house and smoked a bunch of home made shit hahah then ran around like idiots

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bakedpow
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Homemade? You grew in 8th grade? Or a mixture of like oregano? ha
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McNugget
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there is zero chance that you took 20 or so hits, thats absurd
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CodyTurner
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First time me and some friends sat in a 4x4' shed and hot boxed the shit for like 2 hours.We then walked to mcdonalds and ate a shitload,and then went back to his house and i cant remember the rest.but i know my legs literally felt like they were on fire and i kept checking my pants just to make sure.

That was 8th grade and i started smoking just about everyday since then,until recently i haven't smoked in 3 months.and can't wait to do it again
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TaySwift
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same i haven't blazed since halloween
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CodyTurner
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HELL YEA,good experience with that shit....the day ended with 7 bowls worth and a theory that if you fuck a dolphin while tripping on acid you can have a human baby dolphin hybrid,and eventually everyone will evolve into "TRIPPING DOLPHIN PEOPLE".

^^^Thats to weird to make up
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bakedpow
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That shit got me SO high. I usually deal with being high pretty well but this sent me to a new place haha.
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summersover
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First time drunk was not so great.
Went clubbing for the first time with a bunch of friends, decided 13 shots of vodka (sitting down) in about an hour/hour and a half would be a great idea. totally done but somehow I was still able to walk around and speak somewhat coherently. my cousin picked me up and on the ride home and all i can remember is being so tired that i kept trying to rest my head on the window but i was misjudging and fucking slamming my head onto the glass. repeatedly.
next morning i had a brutal hangover, i can no longer smell vodka and not feel nauseous haha
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dwhite
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The first time I drank, I just remember having a sudden realization of "Holy shit I'm fucking drunk."

The first time I smoked weed, was a great time. For some reason we went on a burncruise, don't really know exactly why but we were desperate. Barely made it to Chipotle, where were proceeded to devour some godly burritos. Stubbled back to the car where we payed a visit to a mcd's. Must have been pretty funny to watch three obliviously stoned kids giggling and demand four dollar menu ice cream cones.

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TaySwift
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ahah i know that too. When ever we blaze we immediately head down to the mcdicks. they always know we are so fucked cuz we always get the same thing, triple thick milkshake and 2 apple pies. and we always reek
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Petey.
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Way to contribute!
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bakedpow
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Just trying to get a feeling of what other peoples parents did when they caught you??
In freshman year my mom read my texts and figured out i smoked and flipped and told me to never smoke on the other hand my dad said if you smoke do it with friends.

I am long out of that know but what about you guys??
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Dwight_Schrute
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Well, my first time drinking, my dad handed me half a Corona Light (summer before 8th grade) and told me to go have fun.
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Tha_Wizard
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Mary Jane:
7th grade at my friends house, smoked a bowl. went inside and started like panicking. Splashed water on my face over and over. then gave in too it and went into uncontrollable giggles for like 30 min. Best and worst experience because i wanted it to stop yet it was so funny. lol

Alchohol:

I was 11, and was clearing the table at dads "party" and finished all the glasses of wine in the kitchen. Got tanked, passed out shortly after.
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HomieJon
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Wrecked
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bakedpow
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It's weird my eyes almost never get red. The only time they get red is if i smoke a couple bowls out of a bong. Even then it's literally only half of my eye split horizontal that is red.
Do your guys eyes get red?
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SteezyOhio
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first time i got drunk like hammered drunk was prom. it was wild unreal feeling of ultimate confusion, but at the same time i loved the euphoric feeling it left me with and how my troubles disappeared.

smoking pot. whew. let me tell you i smoked 3 bowls of medical dank and was high for 50 hrs it felt like. the next time i felt "normal" like normal was when i didnt smoke alot... a week. a week till i felt good again. what a rediclously long time. but at the same time it was the first time i had lost control and losing control is something i have come to love. i feel like such a stoner and often contemplate giving up the whole "life stage" but i know that when i quit i become very irritable. I'm not sure what its like to be sober anymore and this scares me. if you smoke pot everyday. have you ever thought about the fact that the shortest amount of time you usually willingly go before smoking pot again is until you can find new pot.

drinking and smoking are such a vice but at the same time i love the feeling you receive when you mix. a complete sloppy drunken haze just forced into a stoner bubble. where everything is way more enjoyable yet emotions are much stronger.

the one thing from smoking pot that I love is eating. i never enjoy eating as much as i do when stoned out of my mind. not OMFG THIS DOUBLE BACON CHEESEBURGER IS FUCKING AMAZING stoned, but more damn, that cheese was a good choice on this sandwich of heavenly proportions. haha such a stoner ramble. this should be funny when I look back on it tomorrow
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bakedpow
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This.
I went to a semi fancy restaurant last night with some buddies, we smoked a couple fat bowls before and eating some like decent food made me feel like i died and went to heaven.
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bakedpow
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Fuck i didn't mean to make it all bold
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no_steeze
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yes

it's one thing to crush a double baconator, and don't get me wrong, that's lovely, but eating some semi-decent quality food while high is truly magical
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SteezyOhio
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you stoned?
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bakedpow
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Exactly my thoughts
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Zimmerman
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Weed- two days ago. had like 4g to use between 4 of us. everyone got destroyed but me. it wasnt bad though because my friends were hilarious.  One of them was trying to eat a basketball hoop :)
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bakedpow
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How old are you? Guessing 14 or 15
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Zimmerman
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correctomundo, 15
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.catierob
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urgh, dont know about you but i had one and it wasnt good lol


first time drinking was during the summer in spain going into freshman year of highschool. i had no idea , where we were, who i was with other than the family's daughter. i ended up drinking this drink called calimocho (sp?) coca-cola mixed with red wine...apparently its a popular drink for the younger crowd. woke up some how in our room, and the room was literally. SPINNING. literally, i have never felt that way before, but had a blast that night, proceeded to keep on drinking that nasty concoction the rest of the summer


also does anyone one else here not get hungover, and by that i mean literally are perfectly fine after a night of pretty heavy drinking? ever since i began drinking i have never had a hang over, i have definitly blacked out at times but wake up in the late morning and am able to function perfectly thatt day whereas my friends cant even open their eyes...i recently i had a pretty rough night, consisting of  2/3 of a handle of popov (gross i know) spilt between my friend, we both blacked out, passed out in the lobby, my room mate found us, woke us up and brought us in, i slept for a bit but then woke up and was perfectly fine, whereas my friend was puking her eyes out all day...my friends seemed quite concerned that i was able to get so drunk and pass out but still able to function the next day. thoughts?
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bakedpow
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You are fucking lucky. I get horrible hangovers.
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no_steeze
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i really don't get them very bad. after blacking out i'll feel tired and have a slight headache the rest of the day but nothing major

although some random mornings i'll be completely done but i'd say 85% of the time i wake up after heavy drinking i'm not that hung over
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montageskier
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I've never had a hangover that made me puke or feel any sickness other then a head ache. My hang overs are usually just a head ache that lasts most of the day.
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bakedpow
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Whenever i drink there seems to be fine line where if i go over i have a horrible hangover. But if i stay under it i am still shit faced but am able to function like a human being the next day.
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