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Do you find smoking a deterant?

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Aliasforstories
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sexually? Because idk but for some reason i had trouble making mini me's this weekend. I'm hoping this doesn't lead to a ban or deletion, I have an actual account but obviously I'm not about to post this shit. So the question is can drinking or smoking make it hard to bust-a-nut?
Dec 13 2010 7:40PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

afraid of ruining your electronic reputation?

image on the internet counts for a lot, i hear

Dec 13 2010 7:42PM
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Olde_English
Posts: 445 - Karma: 117
i think i read something about alcohol sometimes making it way harder to produce those mighty sailors from your pants. i might be wrong but thats my input.
Dec 13 2010 7:43PM
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Aliasforstories
Posts: 5 - Karma: 10
Pretty much. Mainly I have friends and people on here who I know in real life sooooo ya that might not go down well
Dec 13 2010 7:44PM
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Rumi.
Posts: 1231 - Karma: 556

clicky clicky

http://www.lpsg.org/

i not sure if this helps but it's still funny

Dec 13 2010 7:44PM
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Mr.Turtle
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glad i thought about that URL before clicking, saw in a thread yesterday and almost clicked before thinking
Dec 13 2010 7:46PM
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Rumi.
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hahahaha your a smart one aren't you?
Dec 13 2010 7:51PM
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Pee_and_Ski
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whiskey dick? you can drink to much then its hard to get hard
Dec 13 2010 7:55PM
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BenWhit
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gotta find a happy medium. alcohol can have its benefits, like you last significantly longer, but only if you can get it up
Dec 13 2010 7:57PM
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jamodeo
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dis man speaks the truth
Dec 13 2010 8:00PM
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207
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smoking makes me get a boner much more easy, rando girls walking near me.
Dec 13 2010 8:01PM
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laurence^
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My buddy told me that the rule to live by is stop drinking after 1am if you plan on taking a girl home. Words to live by
Dec 13 2010 8:01PM
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Mr.Turtle
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i try my best
Dec 13 2010 8:02PM
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dbstar
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are you even old enough to be attracted to the opposite sex yet?
Dec 13 2010 8:15PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
.........
Dec 13 2010 8:26PM
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JahJahBinks
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haha win.
Dec 13 2010 8:27PM
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Big_Spence
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that must be because you're 14 and just started going through puberty, not because you're smokin dro.
Dec 13 2010 8:29PM
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pmw
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i dont really care what you wrote, this made me think of the weekend
so its saturday night, im going to a party. get there, smoke a few bowls/a joint in the drive way

some bitch gets alcohol poisoning later on, another girl boots on a buddy of mine. anyway, cops are called, they keep everyone there. everyone has to take a breathalyzer test, sooo many people are screwed. NOT ME! i took that test smug/high as a mother fucker and of course, passed with flying colors. moral of the story, smoke nuggets. you dont get in trouble
Dec 13 2010 8:37PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117
I know people say they get uber horny when high..as for sploojage idk if it helps or hurts. Maybe don't wank it as much?
Dec 13 2010 8:38PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
thanks asshole, now my browser history reads "Large Penis Support Group" right up top.
Dec 13 2010 8:39PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
definitely the drinking that did it
Dec 13 2010 8:39PM
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Mr.Turtle
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this+your sig..
Dec 13 2010 8:42PM
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RubberSoul
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what does his being gay have to do with not wanting shit in his history? if it said large vagina support group do you think it'd be any different?
Dec 13 2010 8:48PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
in the words one of my friends (a girl by the way...)

"you might be more in the mood, but its harder to get it up and get it off."
Dec 13 2010 8:56PM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
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whiskey dick can be cruel
Dec 13 2010 9:08PM
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