Replying to Help Me With My Exam (tell me what to write about)

Hello newschoolers as many of you know it is time for midterms and i'm looking for a bit of assistance.

I have my creative writing exam this tuesday and all it consists of is a two hour period of writing, no prompt nothing just write what ever i want, can have notecards but not a rough draft and i would like to know what some good topics would be so i can make it not just fun to do but fun for the teacher to read. all posts/ideas are welcome can be literally about anything sex/drug/crime anything keep in mind teacher is an old man with a beard who rides a bike and smokes much trees

+K for good/funny ideas
Sparknotes: Give me topics to write about to please old VT woodland stoner