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lj5
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Some poor prep fuck at my school named Derek bought an ounce of dried up parsley leaves for $10 thinking it was weed and he was getting a good deal. My friend matt is the one who sold it to him. not only that the next day he said it was some good shit and he smoked some(not sure if he was bullshiting or if he actually smoked it and thought it was good). anyway after this about 90% of the school knew this and laughed at him and a couple days later he found out and he said he never even smoked any but im not sure about that. anyway now everyone calls him parsley, even his friends. i though i would share his pure idiocy with you.
Matt should have made him pay more but he said he didnt want to take advantage of him tooo much.
Jun 5 2004 7:21PM
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strode
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better than pencil shavings i guess...



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Jun 5 2004 7:46PM
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willbski9
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kids at my school sold girls shreds of grass and they went into the woods and smoked it and came out preteding to be high. also gave girls limonade and said it was a new kind of vodka. they each took a few sips and acted drunk the rest of the night. if they only knew
Jun 5 2004 7:50PM
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IrishDrink87
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i used to grow parsley in my back yard at my first house.
and i know some guy who thinks hes the shit who bought oregano in like 8th grade and acted stoned. then we all made fun of him. happy, happy times.


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Jun 6 2004 1:57AM
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@k
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
my bro and his freinds sold herbel reminidy are some weird shit. sayin it was weed.this kid bought it for 25. hahah he smoked some and acted high






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Jun 6 2004 3:13AM
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LittleDevil720
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haha ya some kids did that to a kid who is pretty poor at our school.
Jun 6 2004 8:18AM
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GeneralButtNaked
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a kid sold one of my friends an 8th of oregano for 75 bucks. i had to slap her afterwards.





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Jun 6 2004 8:31AM
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ThisAngelicRage
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I don't understand how people get away with stuff like that, none of it looks like weed. I have hear of people filling a bag with somethign else, but an entire bag of shit like parley or oregano??





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Jun 6 2004 10:21AM
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@k
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
you take the weed out of the bag then put the fake shit in so the bag smells like weed. and it helps if the pearson you gave it to has never smoked.






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Jun 6 2004 2:16PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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I don't know, just seems like most people would have smoked with other people for their first times before buying a bag for themselves and would be familar by then with weed looks like... which none of those things do look like.





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Jun 6 2004 2:23PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
opps i misworded that up their the kid wasnt poor, it was just a figure of speach he was actually a rich mother fucker and gay ass prep which is why its ok to take advantage of him.
Jun 6 2004 2:35PM
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mackinnon
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haha, in 8th grade this kid sold a girl some joints of fish food, and she smoked them and had to go to the hospital



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Jun 6 2004 5:50PM
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*rkp*
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ahahahah great thread.
Jun 6 2004 6:25PM
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BMit
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me and my friends sold oragano to this guy, todd, 3 times.. he smoked soo much, he smelt like a pizza
hes an idiot indeed, one night my buddy made 30 bucks off him because of oragano




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Jun 6 2004 7:51PM
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skierdudeguy
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haha


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Jun 6 2004 7:55PM
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midwest_rep2
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a kid got suspended from our high school for selling a bag or oregano to someone saying it was the ganj
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Jun 6 2004 7:57PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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holy shit, MacKinnon, that was the funniest thing ive read on here in awhile


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Jun 6 2004 8:34PM
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weazelzb
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bahahahha mackinnon... thats fuckin great




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Jun 6 2004 8:36PM
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@k
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fish food? thats a very dumb girl






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Jun 7 2004 4:07AM
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HelloThisIsDylan
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yea some shit head bought oregano in our school for 40 bucks and acted wicked high.





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Jun 7 2004 2:49PM
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AttitashSkier
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fucking retards
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Jun 7 2004 5:08PM
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CORKED
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I sold a kid in my class an 8th of oregano for $25. and he told me it was the dankest weed he ever smoked. so then i was like yeah, it sure was buddy. then i took him out one day at lunch and smoked him up, and he went home 'sick' cuz he couldn't handle himself. He said it was shitty weed too, well, unfortunately for him this was dank ass shit. then another time i sold this other kid at college a dime bag of shake from my buddies O of nugs, for $65. and then made him pack a bowl out of it, kid was such a tool.


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Jun 7 2004 5:55PM
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sporegasm
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haha, there's dillweeds growing in this area- Weed leaves without buds ya know. My friend actually collected em all up and sold it once. Ripping off people isnt my style unless it's act of revenge.
Jun 7 2004 6:34PM
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skierdudeguy
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no, you gotta love taking advantage of dumbasses

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
Jun 9 2004 8:37PM
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