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Business slogans............
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me and my friend started a lawncare landscaping business
any suggestions for slogans or names?
handicaped skiing
is so hot right
now.
finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis
have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)
WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES
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HAHAHA dude thats dope
preson with the best slogan will recieve a tshirt from my landscaping company
handicaped skiing
is so hot right
now.
finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis
have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)
WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES
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Man, it's over. Nobody can beat that. Hahahahahahaha
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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always
Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
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We cut your grass in return for some grass!! At least thats mine!
...I have Dated a girl for her brains Big, HUGE Brains!!
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What's the name of the business? You can put the name in the slogan.
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probably greenercliff lawncare
id prefer GGGG GREENercliff
handicaped skiing
is so hot right
now.
finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis
have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)
WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES
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greenercliff lawn care: we love hippies and homo's.
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-steve
[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
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lol, its greencliff bc its the name of our neighborhood
handicaped skiing
is so hot right
now.
finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis
have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)
WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES
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anyone who starts their own lawncare buisness deserves a medal. its the dream buisness. and if you use 'let us cut your bush' as your slogan you deserve like 5 more medals and a midget slave. kudos good sir.
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'my friend and I started out own business'
Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
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precise domestic terrace regulators for hire.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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Greenercliff Lawncare: Down With the Bitches and the Hoes.
Teddy
WWTJSD?
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there is one around here called the grasschopper, i think that is a cute name.
Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
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haha teddy
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i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
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'we offer the best bush since when you hit puberty'
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greencliff lawncare: will mow your lawn with care, like its our own pubic hair.
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Greencliff lawncar: an non mexican serivce
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Lawncare without Mexicans.
What he said^
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shit sorry i did not see your post
What he said^
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Greencliff lawncare: we'll dispose of your dead grass and dead bodies!
teem bousquet
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^ haha yeah! covering up the evidence since last summer!
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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you give us A lot of money and we will give you our two cents. This has nothing to do with lawn care whatsoever
jibba jabba
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i have a big stamp in my room that says, ' IF IT HELPS SALES, DO IT.'
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'i sell cocaine and cocaine accessories'
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Abba Zabba, you my only friend
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we cut your grass in return for ass
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If I was Skiing, I'd be wearing pants.
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hah hah hah^.... u see its funny cause grass rhymes with ass... heeh heh heh
Lately it occurs to me... what a long strange trip its been....
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we shuck 'em, you suck 'em.
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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.
hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
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because your too rich to do it yourself
What he said^
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^that was a good one hahahha
Homestar!
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'your mom wishes she was greencliff lawncare'
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