Post your omegle

i onece was on the vedio chat and these like eight yearold guys were sucking each others dick....(yes) was there

this is actually pretty funny to troll

my most recent one

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Ahoy Matey, I be a pirate
Stranger: Do you know of any booty there is to plunder?
Stranger: Arr
You: yes
Stranger: By God, where?
You: yes
Stranger: Arr matey don't get smart with me
Stranger: Tell we where the riches lay
You: Stranger:
Stranger: You filthy scallwag you speak naught but jibberish
You: jiberish?1>!>!111.>>~??!?!!!!?!!?!!?!!?!?!?
You: ZOMGGGGG
Stranger: Farewell I am setting sail
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i could keep one forever. the key is to say youre a 16 year old girl and boom

i tried that. it works, kinda creepy.



and i should i send someone a picture of boobs i find on the internet, because i told him they were "mine" and have him paypal me $10 for it?


pretty sure this is illegal, but should i try it?

sounds legit to me

you say you're a 16 year old girl, start cybering with them, and then just say something REALLY fucked up and see their reaction. i've had a lot of good ones like that

i thought more people would go for it. fuck that site

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Stranger: Hey
Stranger: 18 Female, I'm bi and I'm looking for another FEMALE to trade photos with
You: heyy
You: im 16 f
Stranger: you wanna trade?
You: haha ive only done bi stuff once
You: iiidk can we talk a little first?
Stranger: It's better :P
Stranger: Yea sure
Stranger: Can we talk on msn
You: lol im just worried posting pictures
You: i dont have msn
Stranger: I'll go first if that makes you better
You: haha that remindss me of this hilarious thing that happened today
You: i was with some friends
You: and we were walking down the street
You: and we needed to cross to the other street
You: and there was this like suuuuper sketchy alley
You: so i said to my friend
You: you go first
You: so she starts going
You: and some dude jumped out and started raping her eye sockets repeatedly and then i jumped the fuck in and whipped out my cock and started raping the dude who was raping her and yelling about how much i loved chicken beaks up my ass and it was FUCKING AWESOME
You: i came EVERYWHERE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i can't fap to this!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: how are you?
You: I doing goodl
Stranger: thats good
You: Yes, I suppose.
Stranger: Stranger is typing...
You: Do you happen to know a Chris P?
Stranger: no
You: You sure?
Stranger: yea im pretty sure
You: Do you know a chris?
Stranger: yea
You: Chris .P. Nipples?
Stranger: no
You: What about a robert paulson?
Stranger: do you no a sebastian boner
Stranger: ??
Stranger: i honestly do
Stranger: its crazy
Stranger: no
You: What about david davidson?
Stranger: no
You: Bradly bradford?
Stranger: no
You: jon johnson?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: no
You: Seymore A. Nus?
Stranger: no
You: What about dixie recked.
Stranger: no
You: Oh ok
You: thanks for your help, though.
Stranger: i guess
You have disconnected.

i lol'd so hard

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Stranger: QUICK, GET IN THE TARDIS!
You: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You: OKAY WE'RE SAFE
Stranger: NO WE'RE NOT, NOT YET! THEY'RE AFTER US
Stranger: RUN!
You: OH SHIT DUCK
You: ITS THROWING FUCKING ROCKS
You: QUICK I KNOW OF A PLACE AROUND THE CORNER
You: ITS A FORT I BUILT IN MY CHILDHOOD
You: WE'LL BE SAFE
You: RUUUUUUUUUN
Stranger: OK I THINK THAT WILL LOSE THEM
You: OH GOD NO THEY GOT ME
You: OOOHHHH GOD THEY'RE RAPING ME
Stranger: NOO!
You: THEY'RE RAPING ME SO MANY TIMES
You: OH GOD IT FUCKING HURTS SO BADLY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.





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Stranger: RAGHHHHH
You: HOLYFUCKINGSHIT IT'S A FUCKING DRAGON
You: GTFO
Stranger: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You: JESUS CHRIST SAVE YOURSELF
Stranger: WHERE
You: wait you don't see it?
You: it literally just roared
Stranger: No 0_o
You: i mean c'mon Marty
You: this is why nobody includes you in things
You: you never fucking have any idea what's going on
You: and it just takes away the intensity of every situation
You: seriously
You: you always ask why we never call you
You: THIS IS WHY
You: jesus i mean i didnt believe them but now im seeing it first hand
You: they were always like
You: "fucking marty is such an idiot"
You: and i was always like "guys c'mon he's really not that bad"
You: well I FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK
You: YOU JUST RUINED MY DAY MARTY
You: YOU ARE SO FUCKING USELESS
You: seriously
You: the fact that you managed to get a wife, kids, a dog, and a house is just mind boggling
You: literally mind boggling
You: i am amazed you didn't get shot in the face along the way or drive your car off a bridge it is really stunning
You: really really stunning
You: think long and hard about yourself mister

bringin it back up. watch me own this kid


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hai
You: i represent omegle
Stranger: i represent sweden
You: you are lying
Stranger: and africa
You: also lying
Stranger: no im not
Stranger: im black
You: yes
Stranger: how u think im lying bro
You: strangers claiming to represent sweden and africa are lying
Stranger: i live in sweden and im from africa
You: do you ski
You: ?
Stranger: hell no. black ppl wont ski..
You: yea but swedish people do
Stranger: black ppl listen to hip hop in hoods of sweden
You: and because of the cold your skin color would become much lighter
You: skiers listen to hip hop
You: were straight thug nigga
Stranger: no your not
Stranger: u fail
You: if i'm not thug, then why is my hoodie so tall?
Stranger: how the hell i wud know
You: and why do i have a collection of bandanas?
Stranger: off to catching pokemons?
Stranger: with pandanas
You: already caught em all
Stranger: NO YOU HAVE NOT
You: yup
You: nbd
Stranger: you
Stranger: cant
Stranger: be
Stranger: serious
You: so serious
Stranger: how serious
You: i just told you
You: so serious
Stranger: how serious
You: you were supposed to ask me why
Stranger: WHY SO SERIOUS????
You: there it is
You: stevie johnson ftw
You: and for the loss...
Stranger: WHY SO HOMO
You: because that's me genus
Stranger: ubad
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You: hey

Stranger: hey

Stranger: m/f?

You: im voldemort

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win hahaha

lol

i thought summer NS was over go ski you bums

been talkin too some bitch from minnesota for the last ten minutes lol

Here's my longest:

really enjoying this right now. lol will post pics when done

not until december 21st

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You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: guess what?
Stranger: what?
You: you are stuck with it.
Stranger: with what?
You: i think you know very well
Stranger: oh, ok
Stranger: who told you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hi asl
You: Female looking for bi partner
You: 17
Stranger: R u looking for a guy
You: Either one, reallyy
Stranger: I'm a guy ur in luck
You: Ah, but are you hot?
Stranger: I'm black
You: Hell yeah
Stranger: Yup
You: Im soooooo fucking horny
Stranger: Me too what a coincedence
You: Oh, and Im a pirate
Stranger: And I'm ur slave
Stranger: U have pics
You: You want to penetrate me?
Stranger: U know it and finger ur wet pissy
Stranger: Pussy*
You: Hahaha I dont have one. I had a sex change that went wrong. I have have half formed tits, and no dick or vag.
You: But i still am horny
Stranger: So how do u pee
You: Out of my nipples.
You: All 4 of them at once
Stranger: I don't belive u lol
You: Thats cute
Stranger: ?
You: why would i bother to lie, its only the internet
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: U have pics of this
You: Now what's that supposed to mean
You: Of course not.
You: Im not a pervert
Stranger: Yeah but ur dirty talking
You: Why would I have pictures?
For some fat black teenager to fap to?
You: thats groos, man
You: gross
You: just no
Stranger: R u a dude
Stranger: I'm 105
You: Why do you ask
You: Yeah, more like 15
You: oooohhh
You: bitch
Stranger: Cause I'm not gay
Stranger: No I'm 105 lb
You: Are you?
Stranger: I'm 18
You: Hahaha
You: Are you a nugget or something
Stranger: I'm 14 u happy now?
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WHAT YOU DID THERE

ERRYONE GO ON NAO

Word, craziness.

ive met like 3 people but heres a random conversation i had last year

You: hi
Stranger: 23/f/usa
You: 20 male usa
Stranger: cyber?
You: rite here?
Stranger: yeah
You: aight let me put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: Let me take out my dick?
Stranger: SO we can fight the cyber dragon
Stranger: Ready?
You: FIGHT
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: HADOUKEN
You: FUCK HES EATING MY BALLSACK
Stranger: LET HIM
Stranger: IT'S HIS WEAKNESS
You: O SHIT
You: I NEW IT ALL ALONG
Stranger: FIRE!
You: YOUR THE DRAGONS TEST TUBE BABY
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
You: IDK IN SHITTY MOVIES YOU JSUT FIGURE IT OUT
Stranger: GOOD ENOUGH
Stranger: BUT NOW I MUST DEFEAT YOU
You: FUCK
You: I THOUGH U WERE MY FATHER
You: S
You: BROTHER
You: COUSINS
You: UNCLES
You: SISTERS
You: FRIENDS
Stranger: FINAL ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: HALF SISTER ROOMATE
Stranger: GIGA
Stranger: DRILL
Stranger: BREAKER
You: FUCK NOT POKEMON
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: GO CHARIZARD
You: PIKAJEW I CHOOSE YOU
You: PIKAJEW USE GUILT TRIOP
You: *GUILT TRIPPPP
Stranger: NOOOOOOOO
Stranger: CHARIZRD DIGIVOLVE TO BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!
You: WAT THE HELL MAN YUGI YO????
You: BUSTER BLADER RAPE HIM
Stranger: GO GO POWER RANGERS!
You: NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAAAAAA
You: SHOTTY RED BITCHHHH
You: LASER RAPE CANNONS ACTIVATED
Stranger: EARTH
Stranger: FIRE
You: ANILIATION OF THE PIXIES NOW
Stranger: WATER
Stranger: WIND
Stranger: HEART
You: FUCK AVATAR
You: I BEND N E THING
Stranger: BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM CHRIS HANSEN
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: NOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: VICTORY IS MY
You: OH YEAH WELL I SUMMON THE POWERS OF SHITTY SCAMS
You: BERNARD MADOFF I CHOOSE YOU1!!!!!!
Stranger: TAKE THIS,MY LOVE,MY SORROW,AND ALL OF MY ANGER
Stranger: SHINING FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NOOOOOOEEEEZZZZZZZZ
Stranger: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
You: FUCK
You: IM ALL DEAD
You: DAMMIT
You: I WANTED TO WIN
Stranger: VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OH NOEZZ
You: NEWSCHOOLERS?
Stranger: NOW YOU MUST SUCK MY DICK OR SOMETHING
You: IM DEAD JUST SKULL FUCK ME AND GET IT OVER WITH
Stranger: *SKULL FUCKS*
You: IM SO DEAD AND RAPED RIGHT NOW ITS CRAZY
Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT?
You: YEAH
You: WELL NICE BEING RAPED BY YOU
Stranger: BUT I MUST TELL YOU THE TRUTH
You: NO
You: NOOOOO
Stranger: I AM YOUR MOTER
Stranger: MOTHER*
You: SHIT THATS WEIRD
You: I KNEW IT
You: SO IM RELAL YPART DRAGON
You: WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THIS BEFORE YOU SKUL FUCKED ME
Stranger: IT WAS MORE SEXY THIS WAY
You: YOUR RIGHT
You: I NEED TO GO FLOSS MY PUBES
You: NICE BEING RAPED THOUGH
Stranger: NOW BEND OVER AND GIVE MOMY ANAL
You: IM DEAD MOMY
You: PLEASE DONT RAPE ME
You: WHEN I DROP THE SOAP
You: O FUCK IL SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTTHOL
You: E
You: WHILE I WEAR MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
Stranger: THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT
You: YEAH ALL AHRD
Stranger: WHILE I TAKE OUT MY DICK TO FIGHT THE CYBER DRAGON
You: WE ALREADY DID FUCKKKKK
Stranger: And it alll come full circle
You: TIME PARADOX
Stranger: THIS IS THE BEST DAMN CHAT EVER
You: THANK YOU
Stranger: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: YOU'RE WELCOME
Stranger: SO,DID YOU COME FROM SOMEWHERE TO THIS SITE?
You: YEAS
Stranger: WHERE?
You: NEWSCHOOLERS
You: WERE AN ELITE FORCE OF ASSASINS
Stranger: NEVER HEARD OF IT
You: O
You: WELL THATS PROBABLY CAUSE ITS ELITE
Stranger: ELITEZ
Stranger: BUT NEW I HAVE HEARD OF IT
Stranger: AM I ELITE?
You: MAYBE
You: YOU DID FUCK MY SKULL PRETTY GOOD
You: YEA WHY NO
You: T
Stranger: THANKS BRO
You: RIBBON OF HONOR BROHA
Stranger: THANKS BRO
You: ANY TIME BOR
You: *BRO
Stranger: WANT TO HAVE AWESOME BRO SEX? IT WIL MAKE YOU A MAN.
Stranger: OR NOT
You: HAD IT BEFORE
You: WITH THE EPITIMY OF ALL BROS
You: T-WALLSICH
You: YOUTUBE TOM WALLISHC
Stranger: LE GRASP!
You: THEN YOULL UNDERSTAND
Stranger: YOU ARE A GOD AMONG BROS
You: YEA I NO HE DEEP THROATED MY STRAP ON
You: AND THEN MY REAL PENIS

did a terrible version of gator's.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: f 17 usa
Stranger: hey:)
Stranger: 18 m usa
You: my cup size is 36 d
You: im freshly shaved
Stranger: ooooh baby you getting me going
Stranger: wanna help me cum?:)
You: yes
Stranger: can you talk dirty to me baby?:)
You: yes
You: can i tell you a very sexual story?
Stranger: yes please:)
You: ok here we go.
You: so as i was walking down the street with my large breasted girlfriend (lesbians)
You: this guy comes up to us
Stranger: ooh baby
You: and he starts raping my girlfriends eye socket
You: then i pull out my dick and start raping him
You: then i raped my girlfriend
You: then he raped me
You: then i raped the old lady who was walking on the other side of the street
Stranger: not sexy babe not cool.
You: i raped every one

kinda bad but its a bump

Plain and Simple

haha you are an omegle god

i have an omegle screenshot titty collection

well aren't you cool

I talked to some indian guy for like an hour last year during a lecture.

Told him i was a 20 year old swedish girl studding fashion.

Fun stuff

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: is it hot in there?
Stranger: yeah...
You: i thought so
You: cuz your pants are on fire
Stranger: yeah.....wat bout u...
Stranger: goin wet??
You: cuz you are a lier lier
You: you know? lier lier pants on fire
Stranger: ha ha ..lolz
You: do you even know what you where lying about?
Stranger: no...??
Stranger: tell me den
You: cuz in our previous talk you, stranger told me that you represent omegle
Stranger: so r u a female
You: and i know how to read OK?! lier
You: no im not
You: so what
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this is my favorite from a while ago


Stranger: hello, 24/m/mo looking for a mature lovely lady :D
You: how many real women do you think are on this?
You: serious question
Stranger: 1 out of 200
You: and the rest are guys pretending to be girls
You: does that still work for you?
Stranger: well i'd say 20 out of 200 are "girls" with 1 of those 20 actually a girl
Stranger: well yeah
Stranger: b/c once you get into pics
Stranger: you can request two or more
Stranger: and that gives pretty good evidence, esp if it looks like a non-porny amateur
Stranger: but you have to press a little to figure out if they really are ag irl
You: wow you've got this all figured out

dam straight

Thats seedy as fuck

i loled

hahahaha

i was on omegle with two of my friends (girls) tonight you would not believe what they will do it is crazy

pics or it didnt happen