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So do i have to shave my legs?

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*stew
Posts: 488 - Karma: 124
whenever i flex my boots it feels like my leg hair is getting ripped out and it hurts like a bitch. anyone else had this problem before? how did you fix it? different socks maybe? help me ns...
Dec 9 2010 9:41PM
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john.stossel
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replace ladies with men and your statement is fixed.

Dec 10 2010 9:11PM
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john.stossel
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any dude with shaved legs looks so gay its beyond description. you better wear pants year round.
Dec 10 2010 9:13PM
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LockyK
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shave em. awesome!

they grow back pretty quick tho.
Dec 10 2010 9:29PM
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DripDrop
Posts: 128 - Karma: 29
I say shave 'em.

Just make sure you start skiing in a skirt. 


Dec 10 2010 9:35PM
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RudyGarmisch
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I conducted a study a few seasons ago on the effect of leg hair and how it correlates to pain around the shins and boots. I shaved one leg from the knee down, entirely removing all the hairs until it was silky smooth. This can clog your shower drain, just a warning if anyone out there wants to replicate this experiment and add some more data points.

After three days of riding, I concluded that leg hair has little to no effect on shin pain. What instead happened in my case was that the sock tended to bunch, creating ridges that I deemed to be the direct cause of pain, via multiple small pressure points digging into the tender flesh in my shins when I leaned forward and drove the ski. This occurred in both boots, shaved and unshaved making no difference. In the shaved legs case however, I did notice that infrequently the skin itself would rumple, causing much pain. I hypothesize that as the interface of wet sock / leg goes, there is a semi-viscous layer of fluidity created by the leg hair, as it acts as a medium for slippage and movement between the two surfaces. Without leg hair, it seems much akin to running a transmission without oil - without a proper medium providing lubrication, more friction is observed, in this case leading to more bunching and pain.

These results must be taken with a grain of salt however, as this is one persons experience over three days with only one type of boot. More data will be needed before this data can head to publication in a noted journal (SBC skier, Freeskier, Journal of Minor Trifles of no Real Consequences).
Dec 10 2010 9:45PM
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jdilla
Posts: 706 - Karma: 41
you should get bald spots pretty soon. I have no hair that grows on my mid shin or on the back of legs from ski boots.
Dec 10 2010 11:30PM
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broto
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and what if i don't usually wear ski socks but still feel all the same pain?
Dec 10 2010 11:40PM
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hjb
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Yup
Dec 11 2010 5:17AM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
This.

I tried wearing just a pair of regular long socks for a preseason jam, and i was regretting it for weeks
Dec 11 2010 11:15AM
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Maximumsushi
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Hmmm.... I may expand on this in one of the aforementioned journals. I will conduct a drunk trial and double-drunk trial.

I'll let you know how it goes.
Dec 11 2010 11:24AM
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ParkAndPowFun
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lol yah honsetly only shave if all else fails.
Dec 11 2010 2:40PM
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Abc567def
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I hear if you shave one eyebrow you don't get shin bang

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Dec 11 2010 3:08PM
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.jersey
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ive never shaved my legs but after about 13 years of skiing there is just places on my legs where hair doesnt grow anymore
Dec 11 2010 5:28PM
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Ducksauce
Posts: 78 - Karma: 11
yup, smartwool is the way to go
Dec 11 2010 5:41PM
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207
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just fucking suck it up pussy
Dec 11 2010 5:42PM
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Peter.
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wat
Dec 11 2010 5:45PM
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JibInMyPants
Posts: 132 - Karma: 115
Best post ever...
Dec 11 2010 6:01PM
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walcott
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i cannot even tell what is sarcasm and what is not in the thread
Dec 11 2010 10:39PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
retarted actually not am

Dec 25 2010 10:57PM
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Meredith.P
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hahaha i lol'd
Dec 26 2010 1:02AM
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EasySteezy45
Posts: 232 - Karma: 51
I have more problems with the tops of my feet. hurts but im a man hobbit, no shaving
Dec 26 2010 1:05AM
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snowbombz
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Dec 26 2010 1:15AM
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Thenowhereman42
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Thats weird I have hairy as fuck legs and sometimes I wear ankle socks skiing and I've never had that problem.
Dec 26 2010 1:34AM
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Amadeus
Posts: 67 - Karma: 13
my gf fucking love my shaved legs really. and yeah it helps alot when you ski. i also havent shinbanged in 3 years because of shaved legs so deffo do it its so worth it man
Dec 26 2010 11:26AM
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Deluge
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yes
Dec 26 2010 12:37PM
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pow_pow2
Posts: 161 - Karma: 19
+K...
Dec 26 2010 3:01PM
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TheDude
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You have a future here in our little community.
Dec 26 2010 10:04PM
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HIT
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shave them
Dec 26 2010 10:17PM
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derpina
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A lot of my guy friends stopped growing hair there cuz of that.

Try different socks or tighter boots or something, but for the love of God, don't shave. That's weird/gross to chicks.

I like my men hairy.

Dec 26 2010 10:34PM
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hwagner
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ya the hair on my shins gets rubbed off
Dec 26 2010 10:41PM
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Lemuel
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I have LOL'd hard reading through this thread.
Dec 26 2010 11:16PM
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JahJahBinks
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I don't plan on hitting puberty for the next 2 or 3 years, should I worry about it then?
Dec 26 2010 11:19PM
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alexg1687
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that reminds me of a story someone told me years ago. a bunch of us were having a half arsed argument about whether thin or thick socks are better for skiing. this older dude said to wear whatever is comfortable and dont worry too much because a thick sock will be compressed anyway so it wont make any different to how the boot fits. crucially he said he skied for an entire week with a thin sock on one leg and a thick one on the other, swapping them over each day depending on a coin toss, to see which one was more comfortable. for him it was thick socks, so that's what he wears.

+K for the scientific study btw, you can tell who the college students are here
Dec 27 2010 8:45AM
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VT_scratch
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bridgedale!
Dec 27 2010 9:30AM
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315jibber94
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hmmm, never had this problem, waitttt a minute, is that what im feeling?! hahah i thought it was just my shins not used to ski boots again... dont think i really ever got bald spots, luckyy me!
Dec 27 2010 1:12PM
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Dwight_Schrute
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My enormous leg hair always gets all tangled up and sweaty inside my boots. Wouldn't shaving just make it grow back longer though??
Dec 27 2010 3:08PM
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