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KillerMonkey
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ARe they the GREATEST utensil ever




JIBARITO
(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

Jun 4 2004 3:59PM
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tahoeskier.
Posts: 1370 - Karma: 67
hell ya!! they are so fun to eat with
Jun 4 2004 4:00PM
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LittleDevil720
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very random...hmm
Jun 4 2004 4:01PM
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jumpman
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they kick ass


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
Jun 4 2004 4:03PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
i wish you could get actual silverware sporks because the plastic ones aren't strong enough sometimes



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Jun 4 2004 4:09PM
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Ski-hobo
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nothing beats a big knife
Jun 4 2004 4:09PM
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SmoKinSkier
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Strode i so feel that idea i say get a company together and market that shit! So versital its like a bi-sexual cant make up its mind on what it should be!!




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Jun 4 2004 4:33PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
i'm sure they already exist, we will probably just never find any




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Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Jun 4 2004 4:33PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE EXPENSIVE ASS SPORK



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Jun 4 2004 4:35PM
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CaderTots
Posts: 488 - Karma: 34
REI has titanium ones for camping that are the shit.

-word-


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Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
Jun 4 2004 4:36PM
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fizzlefry
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HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE EXPENSIVE ASS SPORK
hahahahahaha^^

Jun 4 2004 5:21PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12018 - Karma: 9,439
some old hick women jsut found that..' oHH MY GOD


/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
Jun 4 2004 5:29PM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
taco bell has sporks


In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
Jun 5 2004 4:09PM
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@k
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
sporks are the best of both worlds






hippie stezzzze
Jun 5 2004 4:12PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
I like eating with chop stix.



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Jun 5 2004 4:17PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
they need to somehow combine a spork witha knife...
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Jun 5 2004 8:23PM
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ztragnoB
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^^ you get the standard spork but on one side you make the edges really rigged, and you have the 'sporife'


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Jun 5 2004 8:31PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
a spork with a serrated edge eh....simplify it and just call it a sporfe



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Jun 5 2004 8:38PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
i wish i had a spork.........
Jun 5 2004 8:54PM
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asac
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sporks, foknives, knoones...it's a like a dr. suess kitchen. - - Andy Ricter Controls the Universe. it was such a good show.




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Jun 5 2004 9:03PM
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lewski16
Posts: 280 - Karma: 62
i hear john kerry uses a spork
Jun 5 2004 9:11PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
a spork witha serated edge would hurt your mouth.
Like putting a knife in your mouth




JIBARITO
(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

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Jun 5 2004 9:14PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
spork u!

if i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis



The 'Post a picture of a hot girl' thread needs to end, now. It is pornographic and i don't appreciate it. It even says on this site that pictures like that need to be kept out of the forums. yet they are allowed to stay up there. It makes no sense. -Change
Jun 5 2004 9:18PM
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r5tommy
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sporks are the creation of god...they are the greatest thing i have ever touched my unworthy palms upon. They are the greatest utencil for everything, especially taco bell's mexican pizza, because you use the fork part to break through the hard taco shell, and you use the spoon part of it to scoop the beffy goodness up. Recently however, i was in outrage and lamentation when, i opened up my brown taco bell bag only to find a little plastic baggy. i thought to myself, 'hey, this looks alittle more convinent, ill have to get over the loss of the brown napkins', and bring white ones into my world, but whatever...Unfortunatly what i found next changed my life forever. there was a black FORK instead of the all mighty spork. I yelped, and screamed, my heart raced...i could not have taco bell with a beloved spork. I am scared to this day to reveil another fork with my taco bell. Please sporks, come back to my local taco bell.
Jun 5 2004 9:19PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
it's very hard to find them in maine


Reppin' area code 207

As long as i'm alive i'ma live illegal

ESE TAKEOVER....woohoo
Jun 5 2004 10:20PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
OMG, I've been SPORKED!!!!




JIBARITO
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Jun 6 2004 8:51AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
i have somthing thats cooler than a spork in my opinion. Its also called a spork, but its a speghettie fork. It has a normal fork end, but on the opisite side it has a thing you turn. When you turn it, the normal fork end also turns, twirlls if you will, so that the speghetti gets wraped around the fork for easy eating.

-Thom Savery
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Jun 6 2004 9:13AM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109

wouldn't this be an awesome shirt




JIBARITO
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Jul 8 2004 7:29PM
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LittleDevil720
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hahah it owuld be
Jul 8 2004 7:35PM
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teembosqet17
Posts: 412 - Karma: 17
^^ im about to buy that shirt...
'hey ladies, wanna check out my spork?'





teem bousquet
Jul 8 2004 7:41PM
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pat-rickdaigle
Posts: 8556 - Karma: 1,020
Got Spork?



I am a skier.
Jul 8 2004 7:54PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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sporks are so cool you can eat soup with them and they kind of look like claws so u can claw people :)


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Jul 8 2004 8:06PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
they had sporks at my old school

ok
Jul 8 2004 8:21PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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think about how much MONEY YOU COULD SAVE...no more forks or spoons...the other end could be a knife...you would only have to fill your kitchen with sporks!!!!


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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Jul 8 2004 8:55PM
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SeanB
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back at home we have SWEET sporks, my parents got this wierd norwegian silverware set as a wedding gift and the forks are all spork steeze, they're awesome. I also have to say though that the combo spork knife idea is brilliant, someone patent it now before I do


'Just once I'd like someone to call me sir without adding, you're making a scene!' - Homer
Jul 8 2004 9:09PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
is there a spork cult


eddie stevens is cool, hey my name is eddie
Jul 8 2004 9:12PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
They're good for fighting aliens.



Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams

there's a war going on? I better grab my gat, I wasn't aware. -Ghostdragon

Armada




Jul 8 2004 11:22PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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but only NS aliens

check out Stept... To Whom it May Concern drops July 4th!
Jul 8 2004 11:34PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
THIS IS THE ONE THEY USED TO SCARE AWAY THE NS ALIEN. IM SURE OF IT!









----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jul 9 2004 12:07AM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
im making custom newschoolers sporks, so watch out....


-Tom

'oh but i'm so drunk. so happily have you independence day. woo.' - asac
Jul 9 2004 8:35AM
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LittleDevil720
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hook me up man^
Jul 9 2004 9:08AM
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rightcoastskier
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sporks are the utensil(sp?) of the future

ok
Jul 9 2004 9:29AM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
who wants some sporks, im gonna buy a shitload and customize them for newschooolers...ill charge like a buck



-Tom

'oh but i'm so drunk. so happily have you independence day. woo.' - asac
Jul 9 2004 11:12AM
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EC-Tom
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....


-Tom

'oh but i'm so drunk. so happily have you independence day. woo.' - asac
Jul 9 2004 11:46AM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
How about no, thats a really dumb idea.

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
Jul 9 2004 12:35PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
^Spork You




JIBARITO
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Jul 9 2004 12:44PM
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albatross.
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the fork part is too short to effectivley pick up anything, and the spoon part is limited by the fork for eating soup or cereal. I think a swiss army spoon that upon pressing a button snaps out a fork would be much more useful.
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Jul 9 2004 4:20PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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anybody see clone high when abe and ghandi made the Knork? That was awesome. A spork with a knife end would be stupid because you need something to hold the food down when you're cutting.

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Jul 9 2004 4:23PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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^^hey AceOfSpaces, I can't understand you... I don't speak ALIEN!!!!!

check out Stept... To Whom it May Concern drops July 4th!
Jul 9 2004 4:28PM
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skiierman
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*shshk* REQUESTING A FULL BACKROUND SEARCH FOR ACEOFSPADES, I REPEAT, ACEOFSPADES. SUSPECIOUS ACTIVITY BEING REPORTED. *sheshk*



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jul 9 2004 4:42PM
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Ghst
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hehehe sporks are awesome.whos seen my spork art
(look down)

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Aug 18 2004 7:07AM
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