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Really awkwards question....

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Steeezy-E
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okay baisically question is can semen be tested for drugs?? i have to give my parole officer a urine sample but shit got kinda wiered and we ended up fucking so i didnt have to pee in cup the and then anyways she baisically spat my manmilk into the fucking urine jar and was like guess i dont need that urine sample anymore..baisically i really really want to know what i should do will she be able to tell if ive been taking drugs or anything?

halp!

sparknotes: parole officer has seman am i fucked?
Dec 9 2010 6:27PM
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PeteySkeety
Posts: 996 - Karma: 209
Sounds like a sticky situation
Dec 9 2010 7:24PM
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Davy.Crockett
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i just lost it
Dec 9 2010 7:24PM
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Mr.Turtle
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but still such a great story
Dec 9 2010 7:51PM
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Raz.
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trololololololol
Dec 9 2010 7:54PM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,362
so..... you fucked a dude?
Dec 9 2010 7:57PM
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SONlC
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rofl
Dec 9 2010 7:58PM
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Mr.Nikon
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Litteraly lauged all over the place on that one hahaha
Dec 9 2010 8:10PM
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kalibudz
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thank you for making me laugh out loud while studying for finals in the library
Dec 9 2010 8:18PM
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WakaShocka
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Dec 9 2010 8:21PM
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artfullydodged
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you better hope there was nothing in her saliva, you could test positive for a lot more than you've even done (ie. heroin, coke, and herpes)
Dec 9 2010 8:25PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,302
did you play some kinky sex game where you were a criminal on the run and she was a rough and tough female cop?
Dec 9 2010 8:48PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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bahahahah i lold.
Dec 9 2010 8:54PM
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.jesus.
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HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh shit i think you're trolling but you sir are doing it right
Dec 9 2010 8:59PM
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ryantheconnolly
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i like how 70% of the replies are assuming you fucked a guy
Dec 9 2010 9:02PM
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jibjunkie
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winwinwin
Dec 9 2010 9:09PM
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MCNUGGETS
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this guys a thinker
Dec 9 2010 9:22PM
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84891jnf92048
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oh hello.
Dec 9 2010 9:24PM
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Chompo.
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Ummmm........ wat?
Dec 9 2010 9:29PM
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jacobie
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
the least she could do is pee in that cup for you
Dec 9 2010 9:36PM
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Jonny7
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2nd page isn't bad..



FOR AN AWESOME THREAD
Dec 9 2010 9:40PM
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garrettwiz
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we all think you are cool now
Dec 9 2010 9:42PM
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muFFn
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Bahahahahahahahaha
Dec 9 2010 9:45PM
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StevenR
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Censored Porn - Watch more Funny Videos

Just because
Dec 9 2010 9:46PM
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smooter
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um.. what?
Dec 9 2010 9:48PM
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Idahoskier420
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inb4 deletion
Dec 9 2010 10:24PM
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Funkadelic
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Have you ever seen an attractive female parole officer? I'd rather fuck a dude.
Dec 9 2010 10:26PM
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MACAQUE
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Wut
Dec 9 2010 10:28PM
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I.Am.Lorde.
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homosexual... I think YES
Dec 9 2010 10:29PM
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ryantheconnolly
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ya i see tons of them on halloween.
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oh wait...
Dec 9 2010 10:31PM
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j.saaaarela
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well then...

good luck with that
Dec 9 2010 10:32PM
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bkap
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hahaha well how the hell is she supposed to explain how she got your jizz in a cup to the lab?
Dec 9 2010 10:34PM
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.JPolster
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Hahaha second page. ewpic if its real
Dec 9 2010 10:37PM
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Funkadelic
Posts: 1967 - Karma: 391
Point taken. I would have sex with her.
Dec 9 2010 10:42PM
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MothaHucker
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il settle for second page.
Dec 9 2010 10:48PM
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black_mamba
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have fun in jail
Dec 9 2010 10:49PM
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styley.
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yes.
Dec 9 2010 10:49PM
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